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rediculous stoner ideas you actually followed through with

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so you know when you're getting high with friends and you have an idea that sounds ingenious at the time, but in reality is totally dumb? well did you ever follow through on making that "world's biggest burrito?"

this thread is about things you actually followed through on. Here are 2 of mine:

junior year in college, me and my roommate who got high every day were watching my hamster run in the wheel. my roommate asked when he was gonna die. Since he was already 1.5 years old, i guessed 6 months. so he said, we should breed the little guy to carry on his seed. so over the next 3 weeks we shopped around various pet stores checking out the most suitable females and found the perfect one! she had 13 kids (10 survived) and me and roommate got the pick of the litter

another time my friends thought it would be cool to have a tatoo gun and give out tatoos, so they bought one, tested out the needle length and starting playing around with it (mostly on drunk people at parties) they colored in peoples already existing tatoos and gave them "infinity signs

what have you done?
 
the most we ever did was save up beer cans over the period of a year to make THE pyramid


we saved them up over spring break, christmas break, weekends, thanksgiving, and we got them from alcoholics in the neighborhood

I don't know if we ever counted the cans, but that thing was HUGE. I wish I had a copy of the picture.
 
i shit that reminds me that my friend and high saved up all our whippets and we were gonna take a pic of me pass out with hundreds of bulbs around me with a balloon hangin out of my mouth.

the title of the pic: "whipped"
 
Kind of on topic. While I despise marijuana I ate more hash cookies then necessary a while back. My stupid idea was to IV meth as it should over run the pot. IT DIDN"T!!! Over stimulation!!!! Not good!!!:(
 
following therw on these things require more motivation then the average pot smoker will put forth to accomplish these strage ideas, i just do them to b creative and amuse myself ya know?
 
I remember I got high as SHIT and decided I wanted to sleep on the other side of the bed......so I moved the whole bed, I had to move EVERYTHING in my room to turn the bed around. Took me hours


by the end I was sobering up.....and I noticed


alls I had to do was move the pillow


:o
 
Me and my friend got really high and went to the Sunday morning service at a really conservative Baptist church. Baaad idea.
 
^^bedmoving thing is hilarious... i've learnt not to follow through on many of my random stoner ideas because i'd prolly just end up hurting myself
 
dbighead2 said:
I remember I got high as SHIT and decided I wanted to sleep on the other side of the bed......so I moved the whole bed, I had to move EVERYTHING in my room to turn the bed around. Took me hours


by the end I was sobering up.....and I noticed


alls I had to do was move the pillow


:o
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ahahaha you sound like me. Sometimes it's hard to look outside the line of thinking you are on and realize there are other options.

most of my post on bluelight are stoner ideas I've followed through with. They usually start with me getting high as shit in my backyard having some random ass thought or conclusion etc etc goin "damn i needa tell someone about this, maybe i'll remember tommorow."
 
holy shit, that is a TOTAL stoner sandwich if I have ever heard of one, was it good?


we made "peanut butter suprise" (it took us hours to make)

peanutbutter
cocoa crispies
golden grahams
honey
cinnamon
marshmellows
and chocolate syrup


a fucking diabetic coma in every bite full. all part of a daily balanced breakfast

:)


we had to go on an EPIC JOURNEY to buy this stuff, (that will be my next entry in here)

we wrote up a list of all of the stuff we wanted, and went to buy it....it was a good idea on paper, but when eating it.....it wasn't a good idea at all.

I got cavaties just looking at that shit.
 
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LiQuid_Rollz said:
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Peanut butter and cake icing sandwichs
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hahaha dude I did the same thing with icecream instead of icing. it's sooooooooooooo fucking good. plain vanilla is what I used.
 
I'm noticing many of these ideas revolve around some kind of fantastically stupid food combo's. Mine was Honey, WeetBix n butter. WTF?? No saliva, no digestion!!
 
ok for this journey we went on, the Oddesy doesn't have SHIT on this.


damn I wish I could remember the whole story.


ok, (this is what led up to this idea: we smoked a half ounce of midgrade weed in a few hours, we were fucking BAKED)


It was 20 degrees outside, cold as shit, and we were all in shorts, so I got the idea to go get some coats......well.....


I got his moms coat, a pink fur coat, and a top hat

My friend got a "cat in the hat hat" and pink shades and an big ass "poof" jacket

And my other friend got this basketball head hat, and a long ass trench coat

(you can just imagine how we look.

well, instead of walking down the road....we take "the backway", so noone sees us and tries to arrest us (paranoid)

well....let me describe the "back way" we had to cross a huge ditch, about 10 feet deep and probably 4-5 feet across, we had to straddle this fence to get across it....fucking scary as shit at night while out of your MIND.


we get across it after a long time, and we keep going. We then cross this parking lot, and stay in the shadows so noone will see us (paranoid as fuck)

Once we cross there we can see the store, but there is this "mountain" we must cross (it was really this big ass dirt pile)....we get to the top of it, and my friend flips over and rolls down....so I go down on my ass (getting his moms coat dirty as shit lol)

well, now we can actually SEE the store, we walk up to it, and we're all WAY too high to go in ("they'll know" )


so we stand outside dressed in those clothes (if you can't remember look at the top)......doing "rock paper scissors"

of course I lose


so I walk in there and buy all of that shit, it takes forever, so naturally I see my friends peeking around the corner to see if I am ok. I crack the fuck up and wave.

eventually I buy everything and we leave (that had to be the best night in that clerks life, I looked like a fucking idiot, the coat was TIGHT as shit on me, and short, almost up to my elbows)


I would talk about the walk back, but it wasn't anywhere near as interesting.

That had to be the most INSANE night of my LIFE.

I have neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr been that high before

we all sat down and watched the ceiling fan move in slow motion and proceeded to watch "Tales From the Hood"
 
Most of mine involve making some crazy munchie inventions...but theres already a thread for that...and the rest involve making some stupidly complex or insanely huge bong.



Once we made a giant hookah out of one of those water-cooler jugs. It was huge, we only packed one bowl in it, cause it was duct taped on, so i brewed up the whole bottle full of smoke, then we tore off the bowl to make a carb and everone just started takin pulls of smoke.


Another time we rigged up this fucker so that we could do bots of hash, but then filter them through water. Eg...theres a bottle with a hose coming ot the top running injto a water chamber with a mouth hose coming out of it. When you pullon it, the smoke goes through the tube, through the water and into lungs....that one worked pretty well


The morning after my prom we all planned to pin down this one guy who came with us who nobody really likes, we just needed his credit card. So as hes still passed out in the morning we make this huge master plan up after a wild bong session to pin him down and put makeup all over him, take a picture, then be done. Now i kjnew this was bad idea, but i was to chewed to object. So as he walks in to the room I grab him from behind, but NOBODY ELSE GRABS HIM WITH ME! so he thinks i'm tryhin to jump him, and he spins around and starts trying to pin me against the wall. I just throw him onto the couch and tell him to relax, its just a joke. We both calm down...but during the struggle....OBI BONG KENOBI SMASHED!!! And NOBODY gets away with breaking one of my bongs....so I lunged across the room and gave him a black eye, and a broken nose. Yeah that was fun, except it sucks that Obi Bong died. Oh well, the next day I bought Roy Jones and Roy is just way better than Obi was.
 
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