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I Found A Completely Dried Up Can Of 10 or 15 Year Old Copenhagen Dip Which I Took Orally, And Then I Rubbed Some Vick's Vapo Rub In My Butt Because If I Can't Expel Waste After A Week, Something Is Very Wrong With My Health. Anyway, The Menthol And The Nicotine Have Really Perqed Up My Mood. I'm An Adrenaline Junkie!