Shambles
Bluelight Crew
Argento 
Her dad's not bad either albeit for different reasons

Her dad's not bad either albeit for different reasons

*flashes back to a typical night out in the 90s*Watching Sex Lives of the Potato Men is kind of like consuming 12 pints of lager, watching The Word, eating a cold pizza, abusing yourself to Page 3 and waking up in a puddle of your own sick.
You fucking love Michael Haneke don't you
Just watch the Piano teacher by him and be prepared for it not to be shite.
But you probably won't like it anyway.
I actually think Funny Games & Cache are absolutely superb, those were the first 2 of his films I'd seen. Since then I've watched Seventh Continent, 71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance and White Ribbon which have all been tedious, pretentious pish. Seems to be pretty hit and miss to me.
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Fuck it, get watching Crank and Crank 2 : High Voltage. Best action films ever, absolutely hilarious and no way could they be called boring. And I have hated action films in general since being forced to watch all the "standards" from the early 80's onwards.
Unfortunately I am now likely to watch The Transporter 1, 2 and 3. And I'm sure they will be wanky bollocks compared to the genius of the cranks.
Cache is ok, Hour of the Wolf is in the miss box. Its definetly the least exciting post-apocalyptic film ever.
But the man is an art-house director through and through, so you have to be prepared for some bum-numbing.
Try watching any Jacques Rivette fims or Theo Angelopoulos stuff and you will find what long and drawn out really is. There films are the opposite to any action film, in fact they could be called In-action. I however love the ones I've seen. But I'm insane.