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14 year olds in an 18+ event. Dah fuck?
water bottles that cost more than alcoholic drinks
assholes who steal water from your back pocket
 
Anyone "quadruple stacks" that probably contain less MDMA than Mother Teresa's vag
 
Which would be followed by: Who can drop the most found pills!

Which of course ends in "Who's ambulance will drive the fastest?!?"

This game is genius because the bad feelings of the pipes will be overshadowed by the good feelings of the MDMA. This plan is too flawless. %)

But of course, did I mention the "who can wake up in the hospital and get the fuck away from the cops first" game that follows the ambulance one?

Anyone "quadruple stacks" that probably contain less MDMA than Mother Teresa's vag

I have this theory, that "Jesus" actually is MDMA, so, though I can't say anything about Mother Teresa's vag containing MDMA (or any drug for that matter) I can tell you that if you lick The Virgin Mary's little kitty, you'll be rolling balls faster than you can remember how dead she is ;)
 
The bathrooms. There is absolutely no way they get that fucked up not on purpose. Even rolling absolute balls, I have the good sense to sit, pee, wipe (not with half the economy-sized roll of TP either), get out, wash my hands (albeit, sometimes this stage takes the longest, if I'm rolling and the water feels like Zeus semen), extract one paper towel, and leave. If you're too fucked up to complete an instinctual need with some form of dignity and hygiene... then you have no business getting fucked up.
 
The 14 year olds, dressed like 18+ prostitutes.

The 14 year olds, dressed like 18+ prostitutes, who smell like rotten potatoes, still tryin to get at you cause they don't realize they need some goddamn deodorant!



Nothing more disgusting than some stranger who smells like a dead carcass trying to hug you 8(
 
People with too much kandi on, gas masks (weird to me), all ages events, 17 year olds at 17+ events that cannot handle their drugs, WOOKIES!!!
 
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