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Random MSN Gibberings XCVIII - Pass me the Valium please / Shammy's big boner

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Good luck with that, and your onward shitty bus journey / waiting antics, you're a braver man than me, I can't stand coaches.

Anyone else think the quality of debate on here has suffered now that the board upgrade won't let us make posts in all caps?
 
This Midsummer eve is looking like its gonna be a boring one. Oh well, at least tomorrow were BBQing and I got this Tequila.
 
pinkpapaver said:
ooooh i love bagpuss!!! bagpuss reminds my of my early days of heroin use before i had a habit...happy days

b+w im good thanks

bluelight is the thief of time it really is id best be off for now

but use a bowl rather than a bowel...i think bowls are easier to come by :)
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You've obviously never seen the infamous 14th episode of Bagpuss where Emily leaves the freshly sacrificed corpse of a goat in the shop, and the true nature of the mice of the mice on the mouse organ and Professor Yaffle is fully revealed ;)
 
knockando said:
I'm sure there's a technical fix, some way to prevent that colour code going in posts. Would be a shame though =D
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A pro would change the colour to hide the text in quotes as well. It could be one hell of a conspiracy. You could expose a crooked mod if you find them quoting invisible text that remains invisible in the quote.
 
atm23 said:
You've obviously never seen the infamous 14th episode of Bagpuss where Emily leaves the freshly sacrificed corpse of a goat in the shop, and the true nature of the mice of the mice on the mouse organ and Professor Yaffle is fully revealed ;)
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LOL

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/gifs/bagpuss.gif

EDIT: HA HA, I've just bought some shares. I've never bought shares before. I had a tip from an absolute moron I met in a pub and thought it would be interesting to have a go, so I sold a phone I was sent by accident on ebay, transferred the money into a share dealing account, and now I've got a load of stock in a screamingly unethical company which may well disappear completely.
 
Albion said:
A pro would change the colour to hide the text in quotes as well. It could be one hell of a conspiracy. You could expose a crooked mod if you find them quoting invisible text that remains invisible in the quote.
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Shhhhhhhhhhhh ;)
 
brimz said:
I Pimped Bagpuss out for Crack money
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He just let you think that what was going on:)

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A dark business I'm tellin ya, you've been a victim and not known it all these years Brimz, suppressed memories mate
 
Am off to Tesco in a minute to collect my script then wander around the store trying to look as dodgy as possible so I can see how many store detectives start following me.
Always a fun game to play and it keeps them busy.
 
Mate just called me, his girlfriend's just had their little boy, 13 weeks premature 8o
, only 2lb 6oz, :)

Apparently the little fella is doing well, but they got to see how it goes for a few weeks, fingers crossed, amazing and all that, and has made it much easier for me to put Great Nanna's death into perspective for me son too.

What a week.
 
atm23 said:
You've obviously never seen the infamous 14th episode of Bagpuss where Emily leaves the freshly sacrificed corpse of a goat in the shop, and the true nature of the mice of the mice on the mouse organ and Professor Yaffle is fully revealed ;)
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That post made me do a little wee wee in excitement.

I have 'The Complete Bagpuss' DVD with every episode on ever.

He is mine, but you may all share himz with me. (sooo generous, no? ;p)

Bagpuss was my first ever avatar, way back in 1999. Americans used to tell me it looked like a piece of raw meat. This is proof that Americans are stupid.

I also have a little toy version of Phillis Mouse, and when you press her little midriff, she sings ...

... ♪♪ .. we will fix it, we will mend it, we will stick it with GLUE GLUE GLUE! .. ♪♪

well she did until her batteries ran out :(

I do have a Bagpuss hot waterbottle too ... this one in fact:

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... erm, anyhow ... here endeth the SadestAndLamestPostOfTheYear™

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ALSO! in other totally interesting Bagpuss news, I changed my default Nero Burning Rom sounds to a Bagpuss yawn, so whenever a disc finishes burning, my PC lets out a huuuuuge Bagpuss 'yaaaaawn!' sound.

hrmn, am I sounding like the Kathy Bates Number 1 fan character from the film/book Misery, yet?!

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to get back on topic and random gibberings of substance abuse ... this post was brought to you by 2 bottles of merrydown, and a bottle of old empire <3
 
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I like Bagpuss, specially the mice , I could listen to the "We will fix it... song for hours <3

Today was bit weird. I often worry about dropping the van back at work, in case someone using it later than me gets a whiff of ganj, I know most of me colleagues wouldn';t care, but there's the odd one that might be a twat about things.

Anyway, i got in a van today, didn't know who'd beeen driving it before me, and there's a VERY faint whiff of ganj in the cab, no worries....I get to me first delivery, go round to the back of the van and open up, and the loadspace FUCKING stinks of recently vaped DMT....no shit. I know the smell very well. And I know it lingers.

Anyway, some cunt at my office is making me look bad....I thought I was pushing it smoking ganj, and diving in the loadspace for peevee....but some cunt is toking in the cab, and diving in the loadspace for extradimensional activities 8o

fucking beggars belief, kids today :\
 
Bejeezus Bagpuss was part of my pre-five indoctrination to Biddy Baxter's BBC rigorousness...seeing such posts emotionally displaces me :|

Bagpuss ftw <3

Tarnish my hero and I'll have you by the jugular 8)

You know you are cunts.

Mr Monkey, my condolences, especially with the lad <3 such is harder and explanations never right with the young ones, such is the way of the generations. Hard work.




Tell us more about your wee boy please? He's our future.
 
THe Godfather 2 is on Film 4 classic...

MM find out who he/she is and blackmail them .
Seriously though i thought they had a compulsory drug taking policy at THe Post Office.
I thought i'd fuked it when i blew Skunk smoke all over my line manager turned out he wanted some .
 
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