Random MSN Gibberings XCVIII - Pass me the Valium please / Shammy's big boner

[Myshkin]

Are you even old enough to remember Windows ME?

 

[trammies]

Even I can remember it.

 

[Myshkin]

I'll bet Gates does his best to forget it.

 

[Seyer]

He made a neuralyzer with all that cash.

I remember Win95, and I was 2 when it was released.

 

[Marmalade]

Don't 'bodybuilders' have a fondness for Kylie, Steps and Jessie J?

Judy Garland too?

maybe when they're at home with the missus. with their mates it's cheesey trance, diabolical neu metal, and a secret affection for american MOR rock

 

[Myshkin]

The missus?

I didn't mean those bodybuilders...

 

[knock]

Fuck me, The Verve were right, I recently lined up two huge doses of 3-MeO-PCP, one for then and one for maybe but probably not later, and accidentally hoofed both of them in one go. Ain't feeling a thing! Fuckers! Where's my needles?

 

[ponch]

You mean its not gone near your arse? What is this, the twilight zone?

 

[knock]

Seems to work better up the nose, this one! But I'll be buggered if anything but needles will do anything for me at the moment


So, have just IM'd, thanks lovely Shambles for lending me your fragrant balls you lovely fucking bastard

 

[knock]

Bah, can't find the right thread for this! Sort it out modcunts!

I recently went for a wander in the valleys of North Wales and was very impressed by the natural and man-made beauty.

In the valleys I was privileged not only to glimpse but to pet and fondle a very rare species of North Welsh Drug Pig. These beasts are very curious, affectionate, and reward gentle handling.

We have a lot to learn from these delightful creatures and I hope they will continue to share their secrets with us for many years to come!

 

[knock]

I'm so sad I miss my girl so much

Jesus I'm an emotional wreck, I think I'm going to have to take opiates tonight.

Fuckin' bitch won't answer the phone neither.

 

[ponch]

Dust off your bike and go see her.

(not tonight obviously, that would be silly :D)

 

[knock]

she's fucking miles away the cow!

but maybe you're on to something

fuck me it's hard work chopping up these pods. My fingers are developing callouses. Shambles, you NEED a coffee grinder for this job.

 

[knock]

I can fucking see you ponch. get to bed! I'm not getting involved in any chat nonsense, when I get my poppies down me I intend to game for a bit then wank myself to sleep thanks

 

[ponch]

Am I that obvious? :D I'm working nights tomorrow so am in the process of ruining my sleeping pattern on purpose by sitting up drinking rum and ale and titting about on the internet. I'm not spangled on some kind of stimulant this evening, you have nothing to worry about

 

[knock]

Mmmm finally getting some blessed relief from the emotional and physical tension that has been plaguing me, thanks poppies! Took your time but that's what I get for greedily stuffing my intestines with useless stuff first. Next, gaming.

 

[Myshkin]

It's morning. Not night time. Perverts. People are getting up!

PS: Nice pics. I miss living among that kind of scenery.

 

[Allein]

Impressive run Knock, true persistence always pays off in the end I'm gonna make a start on the pain meds, Diaz is done for the day already but first the complex logistics of getting a cup of coffee from the kitchen, I've abandoned the computer wheely chair method for the more streamlined on the floor hobble forward pick back up and move it to the next location, I've got it down to 3 without sustaining further injury as yet

Mornin Sam - Its a little early for you isn't it? the offy down my way doesn't open till 7

 

[knock]

If you think I'm talking to you after you posted "No Limit" under the guise of Techno you must be out of your mind!

Ah well I forgive you. Leg-fucked kitchen trips are a minefield, eh? I tried lurching about with cups and glasses precariously rim-tweezered by a couple of spare fingers, but the swing of the crutches causes inevitable spillage! Most of the time I gave up and sat in the kitchen, which was shit as my kitchen is tiny and lacks quality entertainment. Other times I filled a flask and stuck it down my trousers, that was actually a winner! I've hobbled about with a laptop down my pants on many occasions Android tablet down the knickers was easier and justified the purchase.

 

[Myshkin]

Saved myself a tin of super didn't I? It is a weekday after all.

Evidently we need more late-night drug sessions in our lives, atm. Are you another one who can't stay in bed once the sun's up?