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knock
Bluelighter
she has an inheritance I think.
YellowPolkaDotHalo
Ex-Bluelighter
Having a bank robber in the family has meant I've never had to go without or drink instant 'coffee'.
parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
You don't even realise that you're clearly looking down your nose at "pound-shop people", do you?
I'd be willing to bet there's more pound shop people on here than trust-fund beneficiaries (unless folk count the dole as a trust fund
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I'd be willing to bet there's more pound shop people on here than trust-fund beneficiaries (unless folk count the dole as a trust fund
)*tut tut*
how very DARE j00 heathan!!! there are standards of moral practice the poor must adhere to ... get yee behind me Satan!
Ac/Dc - What Do You Do For Money Honey?
you once told me you liked to nick stuff off the back of a van and that it would be almost impossible to not do such a thing if the occasion presented itself
remember? ... I'm betting you don't
and for the record, I've never nicked from the back of a van. and never would. and only because I don't need to. and if I needed to, I'd do it greedily and guiltlessly
keep parking in those disabled spots, y0 mamma!
YellowPolkaDotHalo
Ex-Bluelighter
I think Marmalade would like to think I'm ac/dc.
She couldnt afford me.. she shops at ASDA.
She couldnt afford me.. she shops at ASDA.
watsons torment
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lol. if you went to asda someone would stick a whoops label on you
you're sooo cool. but not poundshop, darling
I LOVE the poundshop baby. is this the difference between me and you?
I LOVE that difference. let's cherish it
keep on keeping on. and knicking. s'your style, laydeeee
... just don't go to that pound shop or else MOFO
parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
I'd nick shit out the back of a van. If it was a shop's van & I wasn't going to get caught. No danger. My inner jakey-sense would force to me to do it, cannae pass up some free money.
I wouldn't nick anything out the back of some cunt's work van though. Fuck that.
I wouldn't nick anything out the back of some cunt's work van though. Fuck that.
Mr Smokes Blunts.
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I stole a peanut from a pet shop to feed to a pigeon once. I am the reincarnation of Robin Hood. I got a right bollocking for it too, and have never stolen anything since. Had plenty of opportunity to steal a lot of stuff but just can't.
parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
There's nothing wrong with stealing. Just don't feed the pigeons. That's what you got a bollocking for.
now you're just looking for sympathy ... and it worked. animals need peanuts, stolen or otherwise. 2 colloquialisms in 24 hours is frankly bizarre btw
me n my neighbour have a bit of a 'to do' about this exact thing actually. I'll be fucked if I like being woken up at the ass crack of dawn by these filthy rats. much banging and closing of windows normally ensues. she's stopped feeding em at least.
parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
They don't need bread/peanuts whatever. They eat fucking shrapnel round these ends.
Albion
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YellowPolkaDotHalo
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Evening Eff/Alb
Cor in it cold!! Ive had to put 3 pashminas on.
Cor in it cold!! Ive had to put 3 pashminas on.
jancrow
Bluelighter
We're having a rare blast of warmth and sunshine here, it's quite extraordinary.
Unfortunately I feel like death due to excessive alcohol consumption, so I wish it would go away.
Unfortunately I feel like death due to excessive alcohol consumption, so I wish it would go away.
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