Seyer
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So before I moved to Finland I thought I talked to myself a lot, but I was sadly mistaken. My grandma talks to herself all fucking day.
Inb4 schizophrenia.
Inb4 schizophrenia.
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parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
I love talking to myself. I've had arguments with myself before lol.
Seyer
Bluelight Crew
So have I, but goddamn. I swear shes talking to the shadow people.
parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
Drinking in moderation? Is that actually a real thing?
I thought it was a myth.
This evening for me is going to be spent continuing to get stoned out my tits. I'm doing quite well so far.
I thought it was a myth.
This evening for me is going to be spent continuing to get stoned out my tits. I'm doing quite well so far.
I hear some middle class folk do it but I've not seen much evidence either, tbh.
I'm going to aim to catch you up in the getting stoned stakes too, now I've had half a Kestrel and the shakes are subsiding. Yep, trampagne all the way.
parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
Hahaha, your cargo choice always gets jakier & jakier. I can't even remember the last time I saw a can of Kestrel!
I got caught with some by the lad next door. He'd never seen it before but thought it was an amazing piece of shite design. The Kestrel can is forever in 1992. :D
It was one of the first beers I ever drank - I found a can that somebody had left outside their house after a street party. In summer in the east Manchester ghetto back then, everyone partied in the street on at least three or four nights of the year. It was weird, but I suppose that was the dregs of the 'community spirit' the old guys used to bang on about before they said something racist.
I split the can with a mate, drank it on the cricket pitch at school pretending to be hard bastards and went into lessons. We must've fucking reeked of the stuff, yet we got away with it. Kids.
And there's me with my Kestrel in the shop, looking down my nose at the woman buying the five scatchcards and the ten Stirling...
It was one of the first beers I ever drank - I found a can that somebody had left outside their house after a street party. In summer in the east Manchester ghetto back then, everyone partied in the street on at least three or four nights of the year. It was weird, but I suppose that was the dregs of the 'community spirit' the old guys used to bang on about before they said something racist.
I split the can with a mate, drank it on the cricket pitch at school pretending to be hard bastards and went into lessons. We must've fucking reeked of the stuff, yet we got away with it. Kids.
And there's me with my Kestrel in the shop, looking down my nose at the woman buying the five scatchcards and the ten Stirling...
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parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
I'm gonna track down a can of Kestrel for Saturday's carryout.
thecamelduluxe
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some of the reviews of it on this site are hilarious http://hywelsbiglog.wordpress.com/2008/03/23/beer-review-kestrel-super-strength-lager/.
"I’ve been drinking kestrel super for years now, I’ve found it invaluable when out shooting as it steadies the hand, you can also soak grain and raisins in it to slow the pheasants and rabbits up a bit for when you’ve had a couple too many. Unfortunately it does’nt do much for your eyesight as my local gamekeeper and shooting partner would be happy to tell you had he not died in a bizzarre alcohol fuelled shooting accident, he would have survived had he not ran himself over with his land rover whilst attempting to drive himself to hospital. Still love the super though."
"I’ve been drinking kestrel super for years now, I’ve found it invaluable when out shooting as it steadies the hand, you can also soak grain and raisins in it to slow the pheasants and rabbits up a bit for when you’ve had a couple too many. Unfortunately it does’nt do much for your eyesight as my local gamekeeper and shooting partner would be happy to tell you had he not died in a bizzarre alcohol fuelled shooting accident, he would have survived had he not ran himself over with his land rover whilst attempting to drive himself to hospital. Still love the super though."
peeps came out of hospital today, other good health n medical stuff happened to peeps and my back n joints are aching back from gardening.
I could really do with some diet doctor pepper right now but getting dressed n going to the shop seems like as much effort as running a marathon.
I could really do with some diet doctor pepper right now but getting dressed n going to the shop seems like as much effort as running a marathon.
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
I wish I could remember my first original Playstation game. Had two characters. Slightly futuristic, lots of jumping. I remember one level had a sawmill. Used to sit and play that for fucking HOURS and now I can't remember a thing about it
AHAAA I got it!
The game was called:
PANDEMONIUM!
It came out in 1996. I think when it was the only game I had for the PS for a long time. Fucking loved it!
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
Almost, but not quite, as good as Crash Bandicoot.
rockstar 69
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Old age is a nightmare these days marmz! 
Getting wound up silly by this bird she likes playing the games like, took me for a wee cruise went to this spot, thought she was wanting shagged then realised she wasnt then she goes 'right hometime' smiles her cute wee face and off we go, was sure for a second she was coming into mine kept saying stuff like 'soo tired need cuddles' when I was with her.....was all over me but teasing too haha. Same whenever she texts me constantly on the wind up, saying she's only speaking cos she's on the roofiez etc! Can see this one is a project!
Getting wound up silly by this bird she likes playing the games like, took me for a wee cruise went to this spot, thought she was wanting shagged then realised she wasnt then she goes 'right hometime' smiles her cute wee face and off we go, was sure for a second she was coming into mine kept saying stuff like 'soo tired need cuddles' when I was with her.....was all over me but teasing too haha. Same whenever she texts me constantly on the wind up, saying she's only speaking cos she's on the roofiez etc! Can see this one is a project!
cheers Kate. I had a whole pizza earlier, hence the dr pooper cravings now.
If I got in the bath now, I'd probably fall asleep.
gonna give the cat cuddles n watch some shite telly, then fall asleep hopefully
dunno about externalising them though. that shit's annoying x eleventy and best kept to your own internal monologue.
people that externalise that stuff (and everyday stuff) really leave me wanting to spit feathers. unless it's worth listening to, or it's insanely funny.
I've had conversations in my head with numerous posters here. so much more effective than the ones that actually happen on the forum ;p
If I got in the bath now, I'd probably fall asleep.
gonna give the cat cuddles n watch some shite telly, then fall asleep hopefully
I have conversations with people in my head all the time. isn't this what the existentialists encouraged? can't remember
dunno about externalising them though. that shit's annoying x eleventy and best kept to your own internal monologue.
people that externalise that stuff (and everyday stuff) really leave me wanting to spit feathers. unless it's worth listening to, or it's insanely funny.
I've had conversations in my head with numerous posters here. so much more effective than the ones that actually happen on the forum ;p
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