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Random MSN Gibberings XCVI - A bit of Neil Diamond as well I reckon

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parttime crackhead said:
Do you understand how much a human jobby smells when it is out in the wild?
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Bahaha

I'm trying to think about what drink would best mask a human turd in a stanky rugby boot. possibly baileys irish cream. possibly nothing.

<edit: and on the what type of place could this possibly happen without getting chucked out, lots of rugby clubs have their own bars>
 
You'd make an absolute killing off of becoming the bar for all the sports team in a university town. I can see why some landlords wouldn't give 2 shits (get it) if this happens on one weekday night a year. I know I wouldn't.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Just to be clear - Your friends shat in shoe & someone drank it?

Do you understand how much a human jobby smells when it is out in the wild? Someone I know shat in a Pringles tube on holiday & put some Pringles back on top of it to disguise it, then tried to offer a Pringle to someone else hahaha. They could smell it straight away. You could smell the fucking thing from two rooms away!!! If there was a jobby in the shoe you were drinking out of then you'd know about it well before you started to drink it.
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hahahah remember when we where kids we spiked my mates drink with laxatives and went for a nice walk a long distance away from anything, anyway he ended up squatting over a golf course ball hole hahahahah came out like hot sick, should have really stayed around to watch someone try and retrieve the ball from that mess.

Also ahah a "jobby" I dunnoa bout the smell man, my mate did one 6 days into ibiza in a glass it was like a dog shit it was so hard, anyway it got slung over the balcony and landed right on some table below hah, although i must admit a few minutes in that spanish sun and that "jobby" was kicking out a right stink.
 
mattnotrik said:
hahahah remember when we where kids we spiked my mates drink with laxatives and went for a nice walk a long distance away from anything, anyway he ended up squatting over a golf course ball hole hahahahah came out like hot sick, should have really stayed around to watch someone try and retrieve the ball from that mess.

Also ahah a "jobby" I dunnoa bout the smell man, my mate did one 6 days into ibiza in a glass it was like a dog shit it was so hard, anyway it got slung over the balcony and landed right on some table below hah, although i must admit a few minutes in that spanish sun and that "jobby" was kicking out a right stink.
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Hahaha. At least one, if not more, of my mates have shat in a hole on the local golf course over the years. Mocket as fuck but absolutely hilarious.

The Pringles can jobby was in Ibiza & it got launched off the balcony as soon as the boy realised there was a shite in it. The turd promptly flew out of the can & landed on the balcony below hahaha.

In other turd-in-a-can stories. One of my mates shat in a tin of beans & placed it out in the street outside his (ground floor) living room window. Nothing interesting happened for fucking ages. Then a wee boy came along & booted the can!!! HAHA! Fucking horrible but funny as fuck.
 
I'm glad I didn't hang around with people who did shit like this when I was younger.

Except I did, actually. There's always at least one dirty fucker who's prepared to go further than anyone else. Everybody knows one. Some know many. :D
 
SamhainGrim said:
I'm glad I didn't hang around with people who did shit like this when I was younger.
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I still hang about with people who do shit like that haha.

The bean can incident must have only been about a year ago. Same boy, roughly a year ago, shat in the middle of the floor in someone's hotel room in Whitley Bay - they'd been wandering the corridors fully naked, 4 of them, with a boombox banging on doors. One opened. No-one was home. A fresh turd was left on the floor lol.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Daft question. I know there is probably absolutely no reason that this isn't OK but... can I microwave a Lemsip? Hahaha. I forgot about the fucking thing earlier & now I'd quite fancy it with a joint, hopefully make me feel less ill.


Edit - On an unrelated note, just saw this...

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TECHNOLOGY! Fool.
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Not to sound like a pedant, but one's a turntablist & the other one's a DJ.

Whoever made that pic needs to understand the elements of hip hop.
 
I think the point of that pic is that the guy on the left looks like someone you might want to smoke a spliff with.

The guy on the right looks more like someone you'd want to put a spliff out on.
 
watched a documentary the other day called "Scratch".. anyone whos interested in hip hop etc should watch it, amazing

theres some good turntablists around here, and good djs that use CDJs etc, only in clubs around here you see some prick stood behind a laptop like that thinking hes amazing blasting out shite chart music
 
Scratch is excellent. I've got it on DVD. Well worth watching.

Every club I go to the DJ is standing behind a set of 1210s or CDJs but there's a laptop sitting at the side of everything. It's not just there so the DJ can update his Facebook status.

Edit - Proof below. These are just from Subby as it was the quickest & easiest to find pictures from

NSFW:

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Matthew Dear - Highly respected DJ/producer both under his own name & alias 'Audion'. What's that off to the right? A MacBook Pro running Traktor.

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Harri (of Harri & Dom). 18 year resident of Subculture. Been DJing in Subby before CDJs were invented. Once again, laptop.
 
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Scratch is an absolutely fucking quality documentary! :)

I love DJ Krush's small segment :)

Infact it's all brilliant ;)
Going to back it up on my stupidly large external hard drive so I never lose it.
 
ColtDan said:
f-ing oved this from the Scratch doc, had me mesmerized

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfou1TTMXfo
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Proper 'turntablists' are so much better than DJs. Not so good for listening to in a club right enough (go see DJ Yoda & you'll know what I mean, fucking irritating more than anything else) but so much more interesting/talented. It's pure cringeworthy when you get a techno DJ who quite clearly fancies himself as a bit of a hip hop DJ (Jeff Mills & Dave Clarke I'm looking at you!) so tries a bit of scratching or beat-juggling & is totally shite at it.

For some reason Jeff Mills is actually famous for beat-juggling & I've seen people cheer while he makes a complete & utter mess of it when he should just be letting the record play. He's absolutely horrendous at beat-juggling yet he's "The Beat Juggling Master" or "The 3 Deck Wizard" or whatever haha. I can't actually remember any of the proper names but he's been given but they're something like that. It proper makes me cringe when he starts badly cutting up a record yet the rest of the crowd seem to go mental as if he's done something spectacular & not something that would get him laughed all the way home from a DMC championship.
 
need to get myself motivated for tonight, times like this meph would be good. although had so many crazy weekends over the year so far probably wise to save some pennys n ease off it a bit. this year has been amazing
 
eh, whut 'appened to all thee talk about yeast infections? ... fucking 'ell Crackers, you ruin everything

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been in the garden all day cutting privet hedging & moving shit n stuff for 8+ hours. orf for a bath ... it'll take a 2 hour soak and at least 2 bottles of cava to fix me.

evenin' all <3
 
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