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Also, I think the standard rugby club initiation at every uni has been to do 10 pints in an hour? There's also another one where everyone lines up their shoes and fills them with beer, but one of the shoes also contains a shit. So someone gets a shitty pint LOL.
 
It's called shooting the boot and various rugby clubs (and other sports clubs) do different things ranging from dipping their nuts in the shoe to putting shit in it, to putting a shot of piss in there or just an earthworm. They do it with guiness most of the time so it isn't immediately obvious til you get a turd in your gob.

This doesn't mention the turd in the Guiness, but it should make it pretty obvious that it isn't beyond these sports groups to do it:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7647099.stm

But obviously you have been to all 300 university rugby clubs and all 1800 rugby clubs in the UK to know that not one of them does a variation of shooting the boot with a turd russian roulette style 8)
 
I've not been to any because I'm not an egg-chasing dafty.

One, 20-year-old Natalie Sutton, said that during her hockey initiation ceremony she was forced to put fish in her bra and then eat it.

She added: "I had to go to the toilet in a bucket in a dark basement, which was full of other people's urine. People were crying and vomiting."

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He added: "We had to put matches in private, inappropriate areas and set them on fire whilst drinking more beer. I did it to be accepted by the older guys at the time.

"It was a bit tormenting, but if you didn't do it you would get called a wuss".
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Hahahah. What absolute fucking clowns. You'd get called a wuss? Where I come from if you didn't stand up & tell some posh rugby playing prick to get himself to fuck when he demanded you did such stupid things then you'd get called "a wuss", or something a bit less PC.

You'd actually get battered if you went home & told your pals "Guess what I did at uni this week..."

A team of boys sitting outside the uni with some wee scared 1st year like "Right, point out the cunt that made you drink a shite!"
 
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Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
Don't call bullshit on stuff you have no clue about then!
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Neither do you though. You're saying that somewhere at some point someone may have put a jobby in a shoe. You've backed that up by evidence that some initiation nonsense does exist (which we are all perfectly aware of). That probably has happened at some point. Just like getting gang-raped by the rest of the rugby team probably has happened once somewhere. Doesn't mean you can recite it as though it's something that generally goes down though.

I'm still calling bullshit on the shoe-shit.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Neither do you though. You're saying that somewhere at some point someone may have put a jobby in a shoe. You've backed that up by evidence that some initiation nonsense does exist (which we are all perfectly aware of). That probably has happened at some point. Just like getting gang-raped by the rest of the rugby team probably has happened once somewhere. Doesn't mean you can recite it as though it's something that generally does down though.

I'm still calling bullshit on the shoe-shit.
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I'm not just saying it happened somewhere at some point, i'm saying that my friends went to the rugby initiation at a uni not far from me and they did this... I witnessed a lot of the sports initiations in my first year and they were pretty much on par with this too.
 
Just to be clear - Your friends shat in shoe & someone drank it?

Do you understand how much a human jobby smells when it is out in the wild? Someone I know shat in a Pringles tube on holiday & put some Pringles back on top of it to disguise it, then tried to offer a Pringle to someone else hahaha. They could smell it straight away. You could smell the fucking thing from two rooms away!!! If there was a jobby in the shoe you were drinking out of then you'd know about it well before you started to drink it.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Just to be clear - Your friends shat in shoe & someone drank it?
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No my friends were in the bar where all the rugby players lined up a shoe each, they were each filled with guiness and a turd was placed in one shoe at random. Each of the new members picked a shoe and had to tip it back as quickly as possible into their mouth. The turd was never actually swallowed, it was tipped back and quickly spat out to the disgust of the poor bastard who lost.
 
I still think you'd be able to smell it a mile off.

Even so, would I FUCK do that. *posh voice* "Hello, I'd like to join your merry band of egg chasing bentshots my good man." ... "Well Tarquin, that would be absolutely spiffing but first you'll have to play shit-roullette" ... "Fuck off, I'll go play darts!"

Also, what bar doesn't throw you out straight away when you produce a shoe with a shite in it?
 
150mg of 6-apb weighed up ready to rock. booze on for awhile then gonna bomb it n go rave
 
parttime crackhead said:
I still think you'd be able to smell it a mile off.

Even so, would I FUCK do that. *posh voice* "Hello, I'd like to join your merry band of egg chasing bentshots my good man." ... "Well Tarquin, that would be absolutely spiffing but first you'll have to play shit-roullette" ... "Fuck off, I'll go play darts!"
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Rugby clubs are insanely testosterone driven environments though. The shoes are picked up and poured into your mouth straight away, there's no checking if you've got the rank one! The funniest thing is that this is a top uni in the UK too.
 
That is why 99% of rugby players are fucking morons... & more than a little bit gay, which they attempt to hide by being big meatheads, yet jump at the chance for a team shower lol. I'd much rather someone minced around with a pink tutu on like "I'm gay & I fucking love it" than stoated about drinking pints of shite filled Guiness while wearing a rugby top like "I'm clearly gay but I'm ashamed to admit it!".

I think you missed my last edit...

Also, what bar doesn't throw you out straight away when you produce a shoe with a shite in it?
 
parttime crackhead said:
I think you missed my last edit...

Also, what bar doesn't throw you out straight away when you produce a shoe with a shite in it?
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Well this little place has more than enough pubs for you to go to a new pub every single day of the year. It's not hard to find one that will allow these things to happen!
 
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