Random MSN Gibberings XCVI - A bit of Neil Diamond as well I reckon

[maxalfie]

^Tescos new mission statement.

 

[ColtDan]

Booze, dancing like a nutter n 6-apb.botom lip hanging out, feeling prestine. everybody has gone to bed. tunes n more booze

 

[maxalfie]

Woke up early this morning. Was having a nightmare about being caught trying to sneak across the American border from Mexico.
Too much TV I think.

 

[maxalfie]

Coltdan making the most of his weekend I see. I remember those days,before I got old and couldn't handle the hangovers and comedowns.
Oh to be young again. Have a good day everybody,hope its nice & hot again.

 

[maxalfie]

I can't believe how bright & sunny it is already outside. I might just see if I can get away with going up to the newsagent in a bikini before too many people are about.
Just need to find a bikini from somewhere now.

 

[knock]

Good morning EADD. Ow! My throbbing head suggests I necked two bottles of wine last night and the shitty taste in my mouth indicates that I hobbled to the nearby 24-hour garage for cigars. Not sure what waking up on the sofa dressed only in shorts with all the lights on means


Oh yeah the weird font on the computer is proof positive that I'm still under the effects of methoxetamine.

Still, beautiful day and I'm up at a civilised hour so it can't all be bad

Going to get some fruit for a super sunday smoothie, I think! Will be double hobbling though as I seem to have scratched a hole in the sole of my foot

 

[parttime crackhead]

Muse are fucking wank

Indeed. Rotten music.

They could, possibly, maybe be OK if the singer lost the power of speech. As an instrumental band I'd probably still hate them tbh, but at least I wouldn't want to stab things whenever I hear that screechy warbling voice.


Edit - Re music. The sun is banging again. My mate's just posted this on Facebook as the ultimate "get you in the mood for the sun" tune - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4 - I'm inclined to agree lol.

Can anyone beat it? Gie's yer summer tunes!!!

 

[ColtDan]

will cetirizine hydrochloride stop oxy sickness? just gone into aldi in a booze valium state, n picked up some munch n some of these

 

[koneko]

I find its best out Dan - whether that takes the fingers down throat or generally the head hang of shame over the loo.

If I have picked that post up wrong my apologies.

Good morning eadd - its too hot and my skins had enough uv rays for a lady of my age.

 

[Seyer]

Opiate nausea is really best to just let it out. Its always a quick thing, unless your speaking in terms of withdrawal.

 

[Myshkin]

Better out than in, aye.

With a good enough dose of oxy you won't even feel particularly unpleasant a few seconds after the vomiting.

 

[knock]

Why do I feel like I've taken drugs? Could a fruit smoothie be such a shock to my system that it dumps a load of serotonin?


EDIT

Also, has anyone seen the Observer photo of three lads launching themselves into the water in three different styles? Is this an example of photo montage or do photographers really somehow find or stage this type of co-ordinated activity?

 

[maxalfie]

I've got a smoothie maker that I am yet to use. Have you got any good fruit combos that make a nice smoothie?

 

[Myshkin]

It's the high that comes with healthy eating, Knock. Savour it.

I used to do a bit of that in the days before various women turned me into a broken shadow of myself. Now it's breakfast Kestrel.

 

[Mailmonkey]

its fucking cloudy here

matches my mood today

feel miserable as fuck. i'd go so far asr to say i'm slowly descending into some sort of depression.

 

[knock]

It's almost as if I'd "gubbed a swedger"!

So this super sunday swedger smoothie comprised:

1 banana
2 kiwi fruit
a good chunk of fresh ginger
a handful of strawberries
another handful of brambles and blueberries
a dollop of Tropicana orange and watermelon juice

I've now remembered that I chased it with 3/4 of a pint of ASDA Blue Charge High Impact Stimulation Drink. That's probably why I feel like I've necked an E.

 

[badandwicked]

its fucking cloudy here

matches my mood today

feel miserable as fuck. i'd go so far asr to say i'm slowly descending into some sort of depression.

A mod said something similar the other day. At least with age comes our ability to recognise the warning signs, but how to counteract it, thats the question.
Could it be a side effect of not working? Or could it be the depressive after effects of your 'interesting' cocktails? either way I hope it lifts soon. Suns been blazing in Bristol since 7am so it must burn through the clouds for you soon.

 

[koneko]

its fucking cloudy here

matches my mood today

feel miserable as fuck. i'd go so far asr to say i'm slowly descending into some sort of depression.

Aww flower, you get those kinda days - it'll pass. Is there anything in particular dragging you down, or maybe too many drugs recently?

 

[knock]

its fucking cloudy here

matches my mood today

feel miserable as fuck. i'd go so far asr to say i'm slowly descending into some sort of depression.

Hey MM sorry to hear you're feeling down!

Could it be anything to do with your recent birthday party?

Feel the love MM! It's a foursome Sorry you have to put up with my hairy balls.

 

[Mailmonkey]

No, it's not the droogz , or the booze, but all I want to do is get twatted

it'sjust fucking uncertainty, health, as b and w says not working doesn't help, I hate it, I've always worked, I like it.

I'm tryinrg to see my future, i can't imagine I'm gonna go back to being a postman again, I can't take any chances if the fucking NHS get their arses into gear and give ma another set of hips.

what if the surgeon does another shit job and my hips only last 18 months again.

what work am I going to do.

does my wife want to be married to a fucking crip.

just feel like crying and getting pissed.

and why has the NHS taken 6 weeks and still not managed to test how much metal is floating round my blood.

oh and my Nan's dying, soon, just gone into palliative care only