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Am not a flosser by nature, Ms Dot. Too close to taking cheeswire to yer face for my taste. I probably should though - dentist does the traditional dentist Tut of Disapproval when I tell him I don't.

Also, nighty, Ms Marmz <3
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Interdental brushes ftdfw!

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Flossing is tedious but these little ones make interdental cleansing a cinch.

EDIT: Oops! sorry I should NSFW that it's so fucking HUGE!

EDIT2: NSFWd. Have at it.


I fell in love with my dental hygienist but now she's moved on to pastures new so I will have to start again with her replacement.
 
I was driving along today, right.. and I saw a garden with a low brick wall and bloody loads of huge what looked like opium Poppies. I parked my car up and went to casually investigate. It was a beautiful garden, really well looked after it even had a few lines of veggies and all these fucking lovely Poppies! Some had come out and some hadn't. I was really tempted to pinch a couple but wanted to check that no one was in. So I went to knock on the door and there was a little ceramic plaque with 'Grannies House' on the wall.

I've seen a load of Poppies outside the Conservative Club other years so I'll get some of them instead.
 
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They just look plain fuckin' painful, Knock 8o

What exactly are ya meant to do with 'em? I can kindasorta guess from the shape but isn't it rather unpleasant? My teeth are pretty close together - fuckin' kill when the dentist tries to poke owt betwixt 'em so buggered if I'd do it meself. I suppose a flexible plastic implement may be less ouchy than his metal pointy things... but they do appear to be spiky which is not a feature I'm drawn to in things I intend to put in me gob as a rule.
 
Didn't the Japanese use them to torture prisoners during the war?
 
Not painful at all! those white brushy bits are lovely fluffy gentle rubber. Clean out the spaces betwixt the teeth. Highly recommended, and I have a long, long history of not being arsed…

Shambles you protest so much! I am Mexican tonight so bare with, bear with.



The brush goes betwixt the teeth! and is lovely and removes plaque etc. Back and forth, to and fro.

Shall I shoot a video?
 
my uncle used to take his dodgy wobby teeth out by getting some string cringers people stop reading and attaching one half of the string to the wobbly tooth, and the other half to the door knob, and then getting standing far enough away from the door to make the string tight, and then getting a "friend" to slam the door shut as hard as possible. Very fast tooth removal, very much pain, pain ends rather quickly apparently though,

DIY!!!!!!!!
 
Am torn on that one, Knock. On the one hand I have no great desire to watch a man torment his betweenteeths. On the other videoing yerself performing such a feat whilst mexelated could be potentially hilarious. In thought if not in deed.

If those spiky bits are less spiky than they look then I could possibly see the bonus it presents to my prosepects of keeping me teefs for a few years longer than currently expected. I really can't see how it wouldn't hurt like fuck though unless you're a gap-toothed kinda fella. Where do they fit?
 
My mother once told me a story of her little sitter trying that when they were young. Although, they replaced the door with a bike, so you can probably guess how that went.
 
sorry, got a phone call from a pal, had to explain I was in the middle of a flossing video shoot. He took it well, considering. He thinks it's a good idea. So I'm back on it. Sorry for the delay.
 
Dunno how to use TinyChat and have no particular desire to be a-learnin'. Am deeply wary of anything involving webcams on the grounds that I have one but have no clue whether it's on or off. Nor of how to switch it off if it's on. Paranoid or just bashful? You decide ;)

Also, the lack of boozing seems to have made me rather sleepy already. This is probably a Good Thing cos I seriously need to sort my currently fuxxorred sleeping pattern out. Perhaps full-on flossing sessions may not be the wisest move in the quest for the very sweetest of dreams. Especially when they involve instruments of torture 8o
 
I'm sitting here with an interdental stick in my mouth and a glass of wine on the table, tinychat in one window. I don't want to frighten you! It's fair enough, I will do a flossing vid, we can move on to live action flossfest at a later date =D
 
Starting to sound suspiciously like flossfetish pr0n going on in there. I dread to think what Albion is up to whilst watching you ;)

And with that glorious insinuated image I shall bid y'all goodnight and sweet dreams <3

(unless the call of the floss proves too powerful a pull to not pull to of course)
 
I can't handle tiny chat either it's all TOO FAST! Don't worry shammy, the flossing vid will be made and uploaded. You haven't missed anything!
 
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