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YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
Ive just looked it up and you would use a douche bag to 'enemise' your fanny if you are having fungus issues. So a douche bag is a vaginal enema. Wrong gammy hole my mistake.

My Mum and hippy mate from the 70s finally realised their dream to travel to India about 10 years ago or so.

I think 20 odd years of fantasies about the place were shattered when they arrived in Delhi in the Monsoon and watched shanty towns/dead rats etc float down the 'roads' and around their hippy sandalled feet on the rick shaw.
Late stages of menopause when women are potentially a little bit neurotic* probably isnt the best time to go to India and pure insanity to go in the Monsoon.

* read as 'edgy' if you find 'neurotic' sexist.
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Are you not aware of the whole enema fetish scene?
 
@ Ms Halo

I kind of agree with you, I would always open the door for a women and let her walk through first, surely thats just being a gentelman I guess it was just the way I was brought up. It doesn't always happen that way in the working environment and you can run into making to much of a point of it and end up looking a bit sleazy if your not careful. But I'm always mindful when opening doors to let others through before myself, if I really think about it I suppose I have general rules:-

1.) Women always offer to let them go first whatever side of the door so if they are behind me i would offer to let them go first if I opened the door and they were waiting to go trough I'd always offer to let them go first.

2.) Men unless it was a guest I was dealing with at work, in which case refer to 1 in general I would go through the door and ensure I held it open for them, if I opened the door and they were waiting i would always offer to let them go through.

I always open the doors for Mrs atm but i have to say not the car door, although in a courting situation I think I would.

I think it's easy to carry the whole equality thing too far, men and women are different so in most house holds its going to be the man fixing the car and the women operating the washing machine, it can be the other way around but generally it isn't and both parties are quite happy. For me I often cook at a weekend, at request I can sort the washing and operate the machine, even iron ( mainly because I still can;t get Effie to do it for me ;) ) and do cleaning stuff as and when, but Mrs atm does much more of those things than I do.

Vive la difference IMO and whatever works for you, old style stereo typical feminism is as much of a restriction as male chauvinism, I won't be controlled by any kind of dogma.

If you think the above sounds complex, I recently had to deal with some people at work from Korea, I had a 7 page brief on etiquette, uptight doesn't even begin to touch it.
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
You spoil all my fun.
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You don't consider being required to remove a chastity belt with yer teeth as fun? You disappoint me :(

StoneHappyMonday said:
Herpes.
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I may once have been given herpes by an ex then. Which is a pisser as you have it for life as far as I know. Was a one-off coldsore incident after I'd just started seeing someone (who only informed me she'd had herpes after I developed the coldsore... although I'd probably still have gone down on her as extensively as I did being newgal sexyfuntimes and all that 8)). It never came back so either it was a one-off coincidence or I'm one of the Hidden Herpes Horde.
 
I hold the door open for everyone, I prefer not to have people walking behind me as they might be pulling faces or trying to trip me up. If this is taken as politeness, then it's a win-win.

And if I was courting then I'd have got a taxi so the car-door conundrum doesn't arise. I always let a lady in the taxi first, of course!
 
Shambles said:
You don't consider being required to remove a chastity belt with yer teeth as fun? You disappoint me :(
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Ah, now yer talkin'. =D

I may once have been given herpes by an ex then.
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'Look' (all Aussies start sentences with 'look') cobber (sorry, gone too far there) I'm no doctor but I think they are 2 different strains of herpes. Probably.

EDIT. That's bollox. They're the same and you have been Ninja'd Mr Sham.
 
I like that people in the NE of England (specifically geordies, like) say like at the end of every sentence like and when i'm around them I find it very contagious like and can't help doing it myself like.
 
Thank you for asking Miss Pony Tail. Dentist whipped it out.

Then he took my tooth out (fnar fnar). So little blood he was genuinely befuddled. I'm in pain but you won't hear me moaning about it, my pain, from the gap in my mouth where he ripped enamel/ligament/whatever else is involved....painfully.....with soreness (not cold soreness, herpesism ain't us). You won't hear me complain about this raging fucking ache I have in my gum.

Pass the fucking codeine.
 
I know there's (probably) herpes complex and herpes simplex and they may or may not be different. How different they are, how they can be transmitted and how enduring they are is another matter. Where's Ms Eff when you need her? :!

(not that effie has herpes (as far as i know) but is more unicorny than most of us so could probably clear it up in a jiffy... both the debate and the sores)
 
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I've been complaining about it earlier on in this thread. Right shame.
 
Don't log in for a couple days and we have a sheep shagging DXM convention and poor old SHM lost a tooth. Sure the tooth fairy will put a pound under your pillow ;)

I've sobered up. Still no real idea what I'm doing. Even my appetite seems to have gone, can't be fucked with gym, anything.

Went out last night decent house with some nice girls got one of their numbers actually sick of being single.

Hopefully the diaz has almost worn off. Need to get the head and health back together!
 
Haha I definitely don't have herpes Shams :D

It's a family of viruses, also includes Varicella zoster (chickenpox) and Epstein-Barr virus (glandular fever). Herpes simplex 1 and 2 are the main ones that cause cold sores/genital herpes, type 1 is usually orofacial and type 2 genital.

Love a bit of herpes chat while I eat my tea ;)
 
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