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Random MSN Gibberings XCV - Love ya. Not really.

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YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
So youre just starting to say 'so' before saying something like the yanks. :)


Cornishman I want to think of you as a Fisherman will you not tell me if youre an accountant or something please.


Can someone buy me some black latex hooves please?
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So. I was in Soho. Sewing. And such....

I'll be your fisherman if you can be my pony.
Shall I use my Fishermans express card to purchase you them there latex hooves? <3
 
Cornishman said:
So. I was in Soho. Sewing. And such....

I'll be your fisherman if you can be my pony.
Shall I use my Fishermans express card to purchase you them there latex hooves? <3
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Its not a Soho sewing thing Cornishman. Its a linguistic trend apparently. I've noticed it a lot on the more American forums.

Origins of using "so" as a sentence opener
By Mark Frauenfelder at 10:45 am Thursday, Jun 17
Anand Giridharadas of the New York Times traces the origins of using the word "so" to start sentences, and its widespread adoption.
So, it is widely believed that the recent ascendancy of "so" began in Silicon Valley. The journalist Michael Lewis picked it up when researching his 1999 book The New New Thing: "When a computer programmer answers a question," he wrote, "he often begins with the word 'so.'" Microsoft employees have long argued that the "so" boom began with them.


I'll get the hooves with my HornyHorse loyalty card Cornishman. Just give me the money for the front pair and I'll get the back pair.
 
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YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
A friend of mine had to get one of those a few years for persistent thrush and constant foul smelling green discharge.. I think she got it* from herbalist though.. Did it help hun?

I just got out and realised I still had my slippers on. :/

*The enema kit not the, er, condition. It didnt help. Shes probs got hers gathering dust on the wardrobe too. I think shes learnt to live with the stench.
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erm, I was not aware you can get thrush in thee anus ... this is news to me 8o
 
Indeed. I garnered quite a lot of hate in one particular office I was temping in when one of the women said that her little baby boy had thrush in his anus, and I pissed my pants laughing thinking it was meant to be funny. Straight faces all round :|
 
haha! ...

well I can reveal my enema kit was indeed not for 'anal thrush' but to give myself a general colonic.

also tried it with red wine once too :o
 
Torrential rain and flooding in Bangkok has ruined my night. I've got precious few nights left so fuck off with your extreme weather you cunt!
 
Ive just looked it up and you would use a douche bag to 'enemise' your fanny if you are having fungus issues. So a douche bag is a vaginal enema. Wrong gammy hole my mistake.

My Mum and hippy mate from the 70s finally realised their dream to travel to India about 10 years ago or so.

I think 20 odd years of fantasies about the place were shattered when they arrived in Delhi in the Monsoon and watched shanty towns/dead rats etc float down the 'roads' and around their hippy sandalled feet on the rick shaw.
Late stages of menopause when women are potentially a little bit neurotic* probably isnt the best time to go to India and pure insanity to go in the Monsoon.

* read as 'edgy' if you find 'neurotic' sexist.
 
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You can get thrush on your nipples :|

breast feeding thang *looks about for Shammy* :sus:
 
I fuckin' <3 the way Gibberings is headed these days. Anal thrush, ponygirls and vaginal douches ftw <3

Well... anal thrush is definitely not ftw (unless it happens to Spayed or the like) and vaginal douching is for pussies anyway... So ponygirls ftw it is then =D

PolkaDot, yesterday...

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In related news, Occasional Mrs Shambles was initially somewhat shocked and yet clearly somewhat intrigued after discovering ponygirls whilst flicking through one of me back issues of Bizarre magazine a coupla years back. After the requisite amount of geebeelated discussion of the matter it turns out she has a hankering after a tail. "Must be all lovely and swishy," was more or less the rationale. I could hardly disagree... Shame I never got around to buying her one cos although the concept of a woman with a tail doesn't especially excite me I suspect mucho sexyfuntime would've ensued nonetheless... Bugger.

Other than that, top marks for Knock's flossing vid. Sterling work, sir. More than a little creepy though nonetheless. Think it may've been that mexelated toothy grin used throughout juxtaposed with WWII Japanese instruments of torture... Quite possibly the best introduction to a fellow EADDer's fizzog ever though =D

EDIT: Kate! You know me so very well!!! =D<3=D
 
So, I first started hearing "so" at the start of every sentence from IBM sales consultants in meetings with technical staff of financial institutions. Started about four or five years ago.

Going forward, I first heard "going forward" at a life assurance company in 2002. Strange how these things appear on the linguistic landscape!

Glad you enjoyed the mental hygiene lesson shammy!
 
Who all here can wear their hair in a pony tail?

I insist we have a ponytail evening in.
 
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