Random MSN Gibberings XCIX: Better late than never

[Mailmonkey]

lol, me son just come home from school, all his class have got to choose a track each to be played at the school disco next week,, he's 6, he likes to fuck about mixing with me, and so most of the music he hears is from my collection....

He picked DJ Pierre - ACiD a fucking belter of a track, would have the 6 year olds stomping like fuck......I suspect part the reason he picked it (apart from the fact that he has to love Pierre by default) is cos he remembers the name easily...

they said no anyway, so we're now trawling through shit music channels on the BTVision box looking for something suitable....

He's appreciating the bassline on Dizzee Rascal - Bonkers, so he might go with that....

That school needs some acid house.

 

[Marmalade]

I want to hear how their resident DJ manages to mix in Bonkers and 1direction (or whatever the fuck that boy band are) that everyone else is likely to choose

 

[Allein]

Get your mate to DJ the school Disco, that's what I've done

Rockin the sweet stall, respect to the PTA

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

I'm homeless. Just found out. My housing association refused to back down, and I've not been granted funding to attend court on Thursday.

I'm in bits. I can't handle this just now with everything else i'm just about coping with. No money, and just me to pack up a flat and move where??????????

My cats might have to go to new homes if they put me in to a hostel, and my drug use, well i'll be surrounded by addicts.

 

[Allein]

How long have you got C, do they have to raise an eviction notice or has that already been done ?

 

[parttime crackhead]

Why do you need funding to attend court? Surely if you have an ongoing court case you just turn up? It's not like they charge an entrance fee.

Is it funding for a lawyer or something? I really don't understand tbh.

 

[TheSpade]

No money, and just me to pack up a flat and move where??????????

Are your mates still not there to help you or did they leave already?

P.S.
If you don't take your money out the ATM it goes back in and is refunded. Happened to me before and it was all done automatically, didn't have to chase up.

Dundee's second most famous son. After Spadey.

Surely Dennis the Menace is above me?

 

[Allein]

If you don't take your money out the ATM it goes back in and is refunded. Happened to me before and it was all done automatically, didn't have to chase up.

No it doesn't, if this happened for you there must have been some manual intervention, it would not have been done automatically by the atm .....I don't know about much but I may know a bit about a few things

 

[trammies]

Surely Dennis the Menace is above me?

You mean you're not him...?

Cherry, that really sucks, have you got no one nearby who'd help you out for accommodation in the short term?

 

[TheSpade]

No it doesn't, if this happened for you there must have been some manual intervention, it would not have been done automatically by the atm .....I don't know about much but I may know a bit about a few things

I can assure you it happened like that for me. I know mates who have done it too, same thing happened.

 

[mattnotrik]

P.S.
If you don't take your money out the ATM it goes back in and is refunded. Happened to me before and it was all done automatically, didn't have to chase up.

Surely Dennis the Menace is above me?

You sure?? Ive walked into manchester picadilly and gone to withdraw some money, walked up and £50 sitting there, looked around and no one was there, so no need to withdraw that money I needed, you have to be pretty daft though to go and withdraw something and fuck off without the money, although it sounds like something id probally do fucked.

 

[watsons torment]

it happened to me a few years ago, took 40 quid out and the money got stuck in the rollers and never came out. My card was natwest and the ATM was barclays. I went to barclays and complained. they took my number and never got back to me, i could not be arsed chasing it up and the 40 quid was never returned.

 

[Allein]

I can assure you it happened like that for me. I know mates who have done it too, same thing happened.

I'm not saying you didn't get your money back I'm just stating the ATM did not do it, it must have been identified by the ATM operator and they manually made a credit to your bank account.

Way back machines used to do this but not for at least 15 years and I am guessing you didn't even have a bank account back then

Believe me when categorically say this, to say much more would be to describe a possible means to commit fraud which not be very wise.

 

[Mailmonkey]

PM me mate

 

[Allein]

^^^

Only when you start giving me a cut from all that cash you steal from kiddies birthday cards

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Why do you need funding to attend court? Surely if you have an ongoing court case you just turn up? It's not like they charge an entrance fee.

Is it funding for a lawyer or something? I really don't understand tbh.

Legal aid denied. I've already had some to pay for the hearings that have already happened, but the barrister working on the case has said that my argument is too weak, and does not think the case is worth funding.

Hopefully i'll be given up to 6 weeks to get out, my lawyer is trying to negotiate that now.

 

[ColtDan]

Why don't you just message him?

I did. im an impatient cunt

lol at this.. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...having-sex-with-dog-after-she-jilted-him.html

 

[smik2]

I'm not saying you didn't get your money back I'm just stating the ATM did not do it, it must have been identified by the ATM operator and they manually made a credit to your bank account.

Way back machines used to do this but not for at least 15 years and I am guessing you didn't even have a bank account back then

Believe me when categorically say this, to say much more would be to describe a possible means to commit fraud which not be very wise.

My mate left £50 in the machine a couple weeks ago and it was mysteriously refunded to his account a few days later so I'm presuming that the ATM does swallow it up after a while and put it back into your account.

 

[Allein]

My mate left £50 in the machine a couple weeks ago and it was mysteriously refunded to his account a few days later so I'm presuming that the ATM does swallow it up after a while and put it back into your account.

I'm not saying you didn't get your money back I'm just stating the ATM did not do it, it must have been identified by the ATM operator and they manually made a credit to your bank account.

Way back machines used to do this but not for at least 15 years and I am guessing you didn't even have a bank account back then

Believe me when categorically say this, to say much more would be to describe a possible means to commit fraud which not be very wise.

 

[smik2]

Riiiiight I get what you're on about now I was stoned and didn't quite read it properly.