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Random MSN Gibberings XCIV - How much for an 8th of Immodium?

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Ace! Well fuckin get on it like Shakespeare on a sonnet then :)
Ehhh fuck the essays for now. It is Caturday after all ;)

Aww I love Snooker - It's especially good at night when I can't sleep as Green is a very calming colour (so I get in bed and turn all the lights off), it's a very quiet game (you can have it on mute while having some music on for example) and I really appreciate the stupidly precise Pythagorean mathmatics that's continually going on.... Yup.... I'm a right geek =D

In old school snooker they used to literally get the rulers & shit out. Apparently cunts would take about half an hour just lining up one shot lol.
 
Would love to be a marshmallow!

Feeling ponderous this morning.. Just found this Oscar Wilde quote and wanted to share it with yuus..

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

Its so hard to be a new thing or simply to be our own authentic selves.

˙sǝʌlǝs ɔıʇuǝɥʇnɐ uʍo ɹno ǝq oʇ ʎldɯıs ɹo ƃuıɥʇ ʍǝu ɐ ǝq oʇ pɹɐɥ os sʇI

,,˙uoıʇɐʇonb ɐ suoıssɐd ɹıǝɥʇ 'ʎɹɔıɯıɯ ɐ sǝʌıl ɹıǝɥʇ 'suoıuıdo s,ǝslǝ ǝuoǝɯos ǝɹɐ sʇɥƃnoɥʇ ɹıǝɥ┴ ˙ǝldoǝd ɹǝɥʇo ǝɹɐ ǝldoǝd ʇsoW,,


˙˙snnʎ ɥʇıʍ ʇı ǝɹɐɥs oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ puɐ ǝʇonb ǝplıM ɹɐɔsO sıɥʇ punoɟ ʇsnſ ˙˙ƃuıuɹoɯ sıɥʇ snoɹǝpuod ƃuılǝǝℲ

¡ʍollɐɯɥsɹɐɯ ɐ ǝq oʇ ǝʌol plnoM




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Don't flip out because it's not mirrored right, I did my best, I have no regrets.
 
Ace! Well fuckin get on it like Shakespeare on a sonnet then :)
Ehhh fuck the essays for now. It is Caturday after all ;)

Aww I love Snooker - It's especially good at night when I can't sleep as Green is a very calming colour (so I get in bed and turn all the lights off), it's a very quiet game (you can have it on mute while having some music on for example) and I really appreciate the stupidly precise Pythagorean mathmatics that's continually going on.... Yup.... I'm a right geek =D

Haha, never thought of snooker that deeply before! Ex missus was well into it, or there was some player she fancied anyways, so I'd find myself laying on the sofa dying on a Saturday afternoon while she pretends to be the sport's biggest fan. I like the sounds the balls make though :D Damn right about Caturday, it's only gonna take me a day to write up so it'll get done tonight or tomorrow instead, deserve a break ha.
 
Just picked up a twenty bag of a strain called sage (by T.H.Seeds)
Weighs 2.6g too! Not half bad for London! Just had to fanny about for a couple of hours waiting for a mate who told me' he would be about at two, turns out he wasn't bk till four so I'm fucking soaked right through!

Should be in the weed thread. But am on my phone and can't be added retyping! Mod if needed ;)

This bud is over 20% thc and this bud looks fucking frosted!!
 
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Would love to be a marshmallow!...

..."Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

Its so hard to be a new thing or simply to be our own authentic selves.
Now, y'see, you only wanted to be a marshmallow because I want to be one :p ;) Hehe.

Eeee I dunno about that quote... My brain is obviously also made from marshmallow so is of little social-anthropological and philosophical use I'm afraid :D

In old school snooker they used to literally get the rulers & shit out. Apparently cunts would take about half an hour just lining up one shot lol.
Hahaha! I've got this picture in my mind of blokes with monocles, twirly-ended tashes, smoking pipes, drinking port and everything being 0.5x faster now =D
Half an hour? Jeebus 8(

Haha, never thought of snooker that deeply before! Ex missus was well into it, or there was some player she fancied anyways, so I'd find myself laying on the sofa dying on a Saturday afternoon while she pretends to be the sport's biggest fan. I like the sounds the balls make though :D Damn right about Caturday, it's only gonna take me a day to write up so it'll get done tonight or tomorrow instead, deserve a break ha.
Look for the deeper meanings maaaaaaaaan :D
Yea the sound of the clinks is well good ^_^ Satisfying for no reason at all.
Ahhhh I bet yer Ex missus fancied who's playing at the moment:

Mr. Ronnie O'Sullivan! Here he is secretly bashing one out...

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Just walked down t'shops to get some baccy, and there were people with 2 dogs each everywhere.
I dislike dogs in general, but for some reason today I especially fucking hate dogs!

*Ahem*

Sorreh bowt dat.
 
Hahaha aye Ronnie O'Sullivan, that's the bugger! He's quite my type I must admit, she wasn't happy when I pointed out he looks like her brother though =D

Not a fan of dogs myself, they are cute, they just smell and they jump on you and they jam their fucking noses in your crotch whenever you're on. Always seeing this one woman with like six of em on a lead being dragged up and down the main road near uni, can't imagine having that many dogs.
 
Hahahaha awww I bet she felt a tad weird then =D

Yea mate, I have taken to describing them as Autistic kids with ADHD... And that's not fair on kids with Autism and ADHD. Though the latter will forgive and forget soon enough =D (Forgive me).
Cats are enough to get under my feet and make me almost fall over onto a hard surface when I'm trying to bring in shopping or whatever 8(
Bloody cute animals!
I'd love to know a Red Panda (Tanuki) though :)

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They can do whatever they wish in my opinion {^.^}
 
Red pandas are the best pandas! Regarding pandas in general, I'm p. sure they don't actually exist. They legit look like men in massive furry suits.
 
Now, y'see, you only wanted to be a marshmallow because I want to be one :p ;) Hehe.

I resent that remark my man! I have always harboured a deep desire to be a marshmallow. I know there is a marshmallow in me waiting to burst free!

I know what you mean about dogs sniffing womens crotches Snolly. My mum and dad have a Jack Russel that will suddenly jump up my skirt when he sees me. Its so conflicting.. i never know whether to be tittilated or horrified.
 
I resent that remark my man! I have always harboured a deep desire to be a marshmallow. I know there is a marshmallow in me waiting to burst free!

I know what you mean about dogs sniffing womens crotches Snolly. My mum and dad have a Jack Russel that will suddenly jump up my skirt when he sees me. Its so conflicting.. i never know whether to be tittilated or horrified.

Aye, tis a hard life, I suppose it depends how sexy the dog is but I have weird taste so...

Just been reading a book while my PC has been frozen up. Put the book down when it fixed itself, got back to doing research then found myself clicking through tabs to find what I'd been reading beforehand :|. Not used to dead tree format any more apparently.
 
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