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Random MSN Gibberings XCIII: Moral of the story is to wank more

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They don't like I did try and say to him it was an online job but he's away down to see anyway haha. I can't imagine the conversation 'here do you take bets on the trotters trophy?' baffled bookie 'no whats that' idiot friend 'I'm wanting to bet all my money on the pig racing pal, cos one of the pigs is named after me'. Haha I can see it now!

He's talking about waiting til friday now so he can put a healthy £50 on his pig haha! The names are ridiculous aswell, Arnold Schwarezeporker =D
 
even speaking as a veggie ... at least you can eat pork after it's done its service for a race ... greyhounds tend to just get disguarded n abandoned.


pigs are awesome. I meet em a lot while on long walks in thee wolds. if you watch em for a bit, you can see their corkscrew tails straightening and curling when they snort and beg for your attention. beautiful creatures. Very intelligent too apparently

I always bring a few apples and carrots for pigs and horses when I'm out walking .. and for the donkeys .. you get a lot of em round my way ..
 
Finally got notice of redundancy today.
Thought I'd be pissed off but once I realised I would be getting a nice redundancy pay out I am actually quite happy.
Gonna take some time out, quit using the crap gear that's about and probably take a nice little holiday.
Every cloud certainly does have a Silver lining.
 
Got home about 3 today, had few drinks and spliffs with housemates. Decided to get the face paints out and so I look like a rip off teenage mutant ninja turtle. So painted my housemate's face in retribution, last seen him dart out of his room naked but for a towel round his waist and a swastika on his face lookin massively confused. More smokes and then sleeps for me I think.
 
you could make an arse look like a teenage ninja shell with facepaints ... easily ....

I'd beeee more than tempted if the opportunity came my way ;p
 
Can't beat vandalising the mates! ;)

Does anyone know how I blurr out peoples faces for pics in the picture thread?
 
rockstar 69 said:
Can't beat vandalising the mates! ;)

Does anyone know how I blurr out peoples faces for pics in the picture thread?
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nope. and also, i exercise caution! .... cuz ...

... I do remember reading about a pedo (at thee Guardian website ...) who blurred his face out using a proggy (the one that makes it looks like your face is a swirly whurl) ... and they reversed it ... and caught 'im (yay!) ... by just reversing the 'swirl'

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just use one of the paint options in mspaint ... tis easy enough see: [programs/accessories/paint] ... and spray over theee face you wish to cover
 
Aye lol it's just for on here haha thought I should probably blur out my mates etc faces.. thanks for the info though :)
 
maxalfie said:
Finally got notice of redundancy today.
Thought I'd be pissed off but once I realised I would be getting a nice redundancy pay out I am actually quite happy.
Gonna take some time out, quit using the crap gear that's about and probably take a nice little holiday.
Every cloud certainly does have a Silver lining.
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Ock that's shite, hope you get something else soon <3 In the meantime a holiday sounds great - where do you fancy going?

Evening EADD, there's so much gibbering going on there's no way I can keep up. Anyone wish to summarise?
 
jancrow said:
Sounds like it! Nice one. Hope the plans work out, sounds like you hated the job anyway.
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Thanks mate. Yeah can't really say I liked the job it just paid well and was easier to stay than leave.
Thought I'd be pissed off but am trying to look at all the positives.
No 12hr night shifts anymore,now that does please me greatly.
 
Thanks Kate. Not sure where to go on holiday yet but I guess if it's hot with nice beaches and cheap booze then that's all I will require.
 
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