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Random MSN Gibberings XCIII: Moral of the story is to wank more

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hahah .. if I was a teacher having to write that in words, I'd probably be totally overwhelmed with despair while in stitches from the lolz

I want some of this:
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Dolfin :)

Hilarious bicker there chaps.. was going to sling in a bit of mud to make it sexy!
Not enough cunts though!

Colourful Cronos*..Good to see you! A few People were asking where you were the other day funnily enough!
Bit of a long time to be sectioned mate.. if you just tell them you know you are unwell and need help I'm sure you'll be out in no time. From what Ive seen its people that start debating that stay in there the longest.

* Sorry if I spelt that wrong I'm feeling sickly and scrolling up and down is making it worse. I was sold a pack of 'mxe' from a previously trustworthy vendor, that was clearly rat poison or something horrid.. I havnt stopped throwing up. Just goes to show that its really worthwhile to do little tests on stuff before you ingest it!
 
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I love tortoises [tortoisii cornish? ;p j/k) ... would love to have one in my garden

I really don't support keeping exotic pets in any way though .. most people really aren't equipped or have the knowledge to take care of them. that and the thought of critters in cages leaves me cold. NerdBoy here has a 15yr old pet king snake @ his mum's.

animals considered wild in one country, but are kooky pets to others ... s'all a bit yuck. hedgehogs are popular in america to keep as pets. s'not a good thing to me. I heart hedgehogs a fuckton

my garden's not big enough or open enough to attract them but i love em, and when I do my mum's garden, you can always tell when they've been active the night before by their tar like poo, which is easy to spot. when I get motivated enough I want to set up a night webcam to see whut goes down with em.

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Eeek, anyone putting an airhorn that close to someone's ear might as well be sticking a knitting needle in there.
 
What an interesting journey home, my lunch came back up and splashed a Somali lady lol,
Fucking big chill bar food! Was tasty when I was eating it but felt wrong afterwards, nothing like tasting baby squid for the second time with a nice acidic dressing... Yum!
 
Puking up squid on random women?

If it weren't for the fact I'm a vegetarian, were I in your place I'd consider that one of my greatest achievements. Not just throwing up on someone, but throwing up squid. :D
 
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Puking up squid on random women?

If it weren't for the fact I'm a vegetarian, were I in your place I'd consider that one of my greatest achievements. Not just throwing up on someone, but throwing up squid. :D
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Lol, yeah I guess I could class it as an achievement lol

Was pretty spectacular, was one of them burp pikes, ya know, when ya got a burp on it's way but it brings a squid hostage with it lol
 
Re Grims Avatar

Hes lost the chivalrous avatar and gone all bad because Jake the Snake clearly has a paunch and comb over and the The Undertaker is a proper goth in leather n that

Dont remind me of puke breakcore.. ive vomed all over the house the last 24 hours..
Ive got a date with a chap ive only seen a couple of times tomorrow and its going to be chucking up hoorendous unless I get the dettol out sharpish :)

bloody tom cat keeps pissing in the doorway too..

Oh well I am a scat Queen.

* scatters shit around with cushions *
 
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SamhainGrim said:
Puking up squid on random women?

If it weren't for the fact I'm a vegetarian, were I in your place I'd consider that one of my greatest achievements. Not just throwing up on someone, but throwing up squid. :D
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you're a vegetarian?! wtf, since when?
 
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