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Random MSN Gibberings XCIII: Moral of the story is to wank more

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Shambles said:
Sam: If ever I needed an image to take me mind of wanking it's the thought of Bully's bendy cumface 8o
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knockando said:
I was thinking more of suppressing the noise of the fapping than the whimpering ;) I've never eaten lemons during climax myself!
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Bwahaha, I totally forgot that it creates noise! I just filter it out now. I presume you mean the tiny increment wanking like you're treading on egg shells LOL. I remember the first and last time I beat off in the bath hahaha. There is nothing more menacing than floating sperm.


I've heard people who do the noose thing put a lemon in their mouthes to wake themselves up and stand back on the chair? Sam feel free to step in and correct me here :D
 
Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
There is nothing more menacing than floating sperm.
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Quote of the day?


Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
I've heard people who do the noose thing put a lemon in their mouthes to wake themselves up and stand back on the chair? Sam feel free to step in and correct me here :D
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Hahahaha! I'm not clued up on the logistics of the death wank but that is fucking hilarious.
 
That's a dangerous game, the noose one, as well as the plastic bag one. I have a friend who boasts his cousin publicly died of autoerotic asphyxiation.
 
jancrow said:
What? How does a lemon wake you up in those circumstances? Or help you get back on a chair?
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Well presumably you want to asphyxiate yourself as much as possible, so when you get near to the edge you bite the lemon and it wakes you up enough?

http://www.beingwoman.net/auto_asphixiation.html

I only know about this cus of the Tory MP who got found dead in such a circumstance.

Fucking LOL - 800-1500 deaths in the US per year! That's more than ecstasy isn't it? Why do I get the feeling we're about to lose at least half a dozen BLers?
 
Surely the whole citrus fruit thang was all about the anal insertions rather than just sticking it in yer gob? The whole Stephen Milligan/Michael Hutchence thang. Probably not what I'd choose to be remembered for truth be known...

MrSB: Floating sperm =D

and yeah, there is summat properly creepy about it. Very odd is floatysperm. And noisy too - nowt noisier than that slappy sound the bathwater makes :!

Sam: Bwahahahahahaha! =D

And ewww 8(
 
Noises are good, why would you want to try to suppress them??

There's a female opinion for you :)

I'm good ta Shams, just off out but back inabit :)
 
If you put your ear to sperm and listen very closely you can actually hear them scream.
 
effie your BDD social has been overrun by stoners. I think they are lost 8)

Have you completed Journey yet Albion??? Do I need to sign up for Playstation + to get multiplayer action?
 
Mugz said:
effie your BDD social has been overrun by stoners. I think they are lost 8)

Have you completed Journey yet Albion??? Do I need to sign up for Playstation + to get multiplayer action?
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Yep I've completed it, 3 times, no you don't need PSN+ membership, you just need to be signed in. Have you started playing yet?
 
Just be glad they have a fulfilling sex life. Anyway it's only fair if they have to put up with you screaming along to The Orb, you fucking weirdo. :)
 
Albion said:
Yep I've completed it, 3 times, no you don't need PSN+ membership, you just need to be signed in. Have you started playing yet?
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Cool, I started playing it a bit earlier, edited a post to say where I got to, I'm taking a break at the moment and will play some more later, I love the music, I'm stuck at some abandonded ruins that look like they used to be a castle of some sort at the moment, trying to get closer to the mountain but the wind keeps pushing me back. Have picked up a couple of the things that let you fly for a bit too and I activated that wall in one of the ruins, didn't know if it was meant to be some sort of riddle/puzzle to unlock something or just another cool bit of scenery.
 
If the wind is pushing you back, then you're going in the wrong direction.


As Confucius once (never) said.
 
It's a cool game, I will play it a bit more later, think I'll play some wipeoutHD in a sec, total opposite kind of games. Playing Journey was almost like a relaxation exercise aswell as a game, I do like it.
 
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