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Random MSN Gibberings XCII - Speaking of a cacophony, suck my cacophocock!

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Good snoozin' breakcore, take care petal.

There's a few of you with broken limbs n' stookies on here...must be the spring weather.

Evening eadd.
 
I ain't got no broken limbs or 'stookies' ( what the feck is a stooky? ).

My body's been invincible with the drink. No real bad hangovers considering the heavy drinking of the past few days. I'm starting to think it's because I'm not smoking the herbs. Just waiting for peoples to arrive as I sit here with my 'port', case of beer, and bottle of voddy :)

I didn't actually want to drink tonight but I've been told it's happening.

How can a po boy? :D
 
Hey Don, good to see you my man <3 sounds like life is treating you like life will.

A stookie is a plaster cast - you being a fellow Scot should know that :p haha
 
Pff. I ain't no jock. You're worse than those bastards who phone me at work :(

Have you picked up any interesting injuries recently then?
 
Lovely vodka buzz on the go, drinking on a k afterglow is golden. off out soon up town to see some peoples and maybe see a band later. no travling into the city for some raving madness tonight. hope you all have a good one =D
 
Don Luigi said:
Pff. I ain't no jock. You're worse than those bastards who phone me at work :(

Have you picked up any interesting injuries recently then?
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It's the accent don, they cannae tell the difference lol

Have got some great bruises on my arse actually courtesy of the kitchen worktops ;)



Have a great night Dan - take good care and have fun <3
 
kate said:
It's the accent don, they cannae tell the difference lol

Have got some great bruises on my arse actually courtesy of the kitchen worktops ;)



Have a great night Dan - take good care and have fun <3
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Indeed they cannae. It's ok though. I'm starting to pick up the Belfast accent a wee bit, unfortunately. So that's replacing my Northern accent. I've started to say my name is 'Scat' when I answer the phone :(

I actually have a bruise on my arse too haha. I was arsing about the kitchen, dancing and jumping when I hit the corner of the table on my way back up from a crouch drop haha.

Speaking of sore arses - I found an unopened rampant rabbit on the train home on Thursday. I looked up at the shelf and saw a box that was upside down and thought my eyes deceived me when I read it. I went up and gave it a shake and looked inside. I was going to take it but decided not to. Then I looked down the far end of the train and there were a table of women laughing the heads off. I think they planted it there. They wouldn't be laughing if I got off the train with it. They're rather pricey, I belive.
 
Don Luigi said:
Indeed they cannae. It's ok though. I'm starting to pick up the Belfast accent a wee bit, unfortunately. So that's replacing my Northern accent. I've started to say my name is 'Scat' when I answer the phone :(

I actually have a bruise on my arse too haha. I was arsing about the kitchen, dancing and jumping when I hit the corner of the table on my way back up from a crouch drop haha.

Speaking of sore arses - I found an unopened rampant rabbit on the train home on Thursday. I looked up at the shelf and saw a box that was upside down and thought my eyes deceived me when I read it. I went up and gave it a shake and looked inside. I was going to take it but decided not to. Then I looked down the far end of the train and there were a table of women laughing the heads off. I think they planted it there. They wouldn't be laughing if I got off the train with it. They're rather pricey, I belive.
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More like you took the rabbit home and it gave you a sore arse =D nae wonder yer calling yourself "scat" :p haha

I got banged on the worktop :D classy eh!
 
Heh, that reminds me. I watched Russell Howards the best bits last night, and there was a bit on there about the strangest things that people have gone to A&E with stuck up their arses. Apparently, the most commonly used excuse is, I fell on it. Ha! =D

I found out earlier today that my dealer has a video on youtube of him rapping with an anti-crack message. The irony! What a hypocrite. :| I've been trying to find It, but I think the guy who told me has got the spelling of his name wrong. I'll track it down yet!
 
The kittens are currently rooting around in a cupboard i've left open, so they're doing fine :) Found out just recently, that i've been calling the boy, a girl, what an insult! He was sitting on my chest, and I moved him out of the way, and felt a lump, the lump turned out to be two balls. He's only just developed them as he's the right age. Makes sense now, he's SO protective of me, cries if he's locked out of the room away from me, and HAS to sleep as close as he can to me to feel my heart beat. <3 He
s very needy, typical bloke! The girl, she's not so bothered, just get's on with it, like a good girl should. I would be so lost without them now.

If you mean my abscess, it's on my hip just up from my groin, and it's doing so so. Still pussing a bit, which is good as it's all the dead white blood cells that my body don't need, but the puss pushed the packing out, so I need to get myself to a doc to get it repacked. Other than that, it's pain free, except I caught it on the corner of the radiator the other day, oh my goodness did it hurt, I felt sick with pain and was doubled over spouting out all kinds of foul words for about a minute ha! Thankfully, as they put be back on a course of anti-biotics after the operation, the abscess that was forming on my arm, has now gone. Lucky!
 
Hi EED

Hope everyones having a wonderful bank holiday weekend whatever your doing.

Looking forward to my turkey tommorow, about the only thing remotley intresting going on.
 
Heavy night... got with some lovely lady, just wobbled home still hammered, might crack on with game of thrones
 
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