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Madonna Putting Young Fans at Risk of The Shamen

"Madonna's new album MDNA combines sledgehammer-subtle drug references with poppy dance beats and bad rapping, which some parents believe is a deliberate reference to potentially damaging 90s act The Shamen.

Emma Bradford, who has two pre-teen daughters. said: “As a parent who necked shitloads of pills 'back in the day' I can't really complain if my kids do the same. But I can, and must, stop them getting into The Shamen.

“By marrying house beats to shit drug puns and fetish-wear, Madonna is clearly channelling Shamen frontman Mr C, even if she doesn't have the integrity to admit it.

“I just hope she's proud of herself when my kids end up as bleach-blonde cockney rappers in Daniel Poole cyber-wear.”

Father-of-two Tom Logan said: “Shortly after buying Madonna's new album my 11-year-old daughter came and asked me if I had any 'Vera's'.

“When I asked her what 'Vera's' were she replied, 'you know, Vera Lynns, skins. Nice one geezer.'

“The penny dropped when she did a 'big fish, little fish' dance on the kitchen table then gave the cat a back massage with Vick's Vapo Rub.

“I've told her that when she's moved out, she can make her own informed decisions about music but if there's any mention of 'coming on like a seventh sense' on my watch, she's going straight into care.”

He added: “I don't actually hate The Shamen, in fairness they were well aware of their own ridiculousness. On balance they are much less troubling than a geriatric culture vampire whose oddly muscular physique gives her the aspect of a carp in a fright wig.

“However I've only just got the chorus of L.S.I. (Love Sex Intelligence) out of my mind and there's no way I'm letting it back in.”

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Smoking bupe, just had a bump of K and I have a joint on the go. Lovely.

I might make it through the evening without craving a drink at this rate! :)
 
Sounds good =D

coffee, coffee, tea, coffee, green tea, coffee. whizzing my tits off
 
SamhainGrim said:
Smoking bupe, just had a bump of K and I have a joint on the go. Lovely.

I might make it through the evening without craving a drink at this rate! :)
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I've been holding off for as long as possible, as I think I might only be able to scrape one or (with a bit of luck) two max, but it's time to raid the rolling box for bits of weed & skin up. Can't get anymore until tomorrow. Should be getting a fair amount of good stuff at a decent price (£200 oz) then. If I can't get it tomorrow I may cry.
 
think its time for an early one, still itchy so took some nytol and rolled 2 spliffs,

good night people :)
 
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think its time for an early one, still itchy so took some nytol and rolled 2 spliffs,

good night people :)
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Enjoy! I wouldn't mind a couple of spliffs right now. I'll just have to settle for tomorrow's etizolam delivery.
 
bit random, but awesome

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I stand by what I said about this being the best blotter art around. It's not blotter art yet, but if I ever set up an acid production venture, this is what I'll be using.
pokemon-wallpapers.jpg

People could trade blotters like cards.

Pokemon generations 1 & 2 ONLY.


None of that Rayquaza shit.
 
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watching some documentary thing about life on mars... dont see what the big deal is, who gives a fuck if there was life on mars, look at the size of the universe for christ sake, our poxy galaxy is but grains of sand, theres gotta be life all over the place
 
yes indeed pete,

what tunes shall i slap onto a cd for my 40 mins car travel to work n back... hmm. so many amazing tunes
 
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Wake up, smoke fag, eat granola bar, drink juice, drink tea, smoke spliff, toot some bupe.

Most of that is my weekday routine, but spot the part which shouldn't become routine. Good fun though.
 
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