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Random MSN Gibberings LXXXXI: Homing in on the scent of Shambles

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Knock: Nah. Didn't actually say "Bisto" on the results sheet. Just had all the ingredients of gravy browning listed alongside the pitiful amount of actual heroin and various other bits and bobs. May not have been actual bisto. Might have been Lidl's own brand gravy browning. Gravy browning it more or less certainly was though - or so plod gloatingly informed me (and many others burnt with the same shit suspected too). As JS said: it does look a hell of a lot like heroin. And once you've bought it it's too late to do much about it :\

This was a large amount bought at once (less than kilos, more than grammes...) but was a one off. I only got caught with a gramme and got but a token fine. Fined for possession with intent to roast meat 8)

EDIT: Do elaborate please, Mr PartyFiend. Can't say I noticed it in this bit of Wales - wrong valley again :!
 
I can't see heroin dealers using actual Bisto when they could use Lidl own brand.. ;)

Ick hate to think of the stuff going into veins and lungs :!

All zoider'd up here and feeling content :)
 
This was a large amount bought at once (less than kilos, more than grammes...) but was a one off. I only got caught with a gramme and got but a token fine. Fined for possession with intent to roast meat 8)

I'll bet you wanted to roast your gravy dealer.
 
Worst thing was, Ms Eff, that cos it was all there was anywhere in town there was no real choice in using the crap. The effort involved in trying to inject something that turns to jelly as soon as it cools even a smidge is quite considerable. With precious little reward I can assure you :|

That aside, zoiders R us <3
 
...just a case of sweet therapeutic countrtyside blessings clashing with fucking bastard tractor-influenced lateness...the ususal stuff
 
I'll bet you wanted to roast your gravy dealer.

Hehe. Not so much him (best mate and all that) but the one above him who likely did the dutty deed.

On the plus side, the incident in question was the largest single drug investigation and mass bust in the area in question at the time. Cost plod a fuckin' fortune, months of undercover work, mass simulataneous raids across the county and all they got was fuckin' Bisto :D

And a fair few convictions I spose. Yes you can get a few years nick for flogging condiments to junkies 8)
 
Well EADD I'm tired before my (bed) time... Enjoy the rest of your evening, chaps and chapesses. G'night!
 
^ get on with that lazy-bum! ;) (edit: to shambles haha)

Night knocks, sleep well. I'm busy sorting out BDD, saving lives.. (actually speculating with the girls in the social about what it would be like to have a cock for a day haha!) Bedtime soonish I think, etizolam and ethylphenidate tomorrow.. not hugely exciting I know but for a gal just ending a drugs sabbatical it's pretty big! :D
 
I've actually replied to most PMs already tonight - slow starter and all that...

Also, having a cock isn't so great. Once you've tried poking it in various objects and orifices just to see what it feels like the novelty wears thin. Balls are just a pain in the arse too really. Wouldn't recommend 'em. But a cock graft would be worth it for novelty value.

Always fancied a fanny for a day. Actually more than a day would be good - so many more options to choose from. That and multiple orgasms. In theory at least.
 
I've actually replied to most PMs already tonight - slow starter and all that...

Also, having a cock isn't so great. Once you've tried poking it in various objects and orifices just to see what it feels like the novelty wears thin. Balls are just a pain in the arse too really. Wouldn't recommend 'em. But a cock graft would be worth it for novelty value.

Always fancied a fanny for a day. Actually more than a day would be good - so many more options to choose from. That and multiple orgasms. In theory at least.

Is it worrying that I, too have considered these same merits and have wished the same wish for the same reasons?
 
Maybe we could arrange some sort of trade?

Not sure I fancy having balls though tbh..
 
Is it worrying that I, too have considered these same merits and have wished the same wish for the same reasons?

It would be worrying if you hadn't...would mean you had no imagination

We've all done it...grass is always greener etc
 
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