Good afernoon / early evening EADD. Ever been chatted up by a member of the opposite sex (or same), felt good about it and looke forward to speaking to them again? Yeah, everyone.
This being my life, I hear though a mutual friend that the girl in question said something along the lines of "I really like ******. I have a thing for queer guys who are straight.
Seen this one before Sam, she's got a bloke lined up for you and just wants to watch whilst you reluctantly allow yourself to be violated

Enjoy
