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[Mailmonkey]

Man that looks wicked haha

it's DMT heaven man :D

 

[ColtDan]

gotta try that

i wanna smoke some DMT on a wild twisted boat fishing voyage then get drunk. or some kind of order. imagine that, clear blue sky, hot n sunny, beautiful crystally blue ocean. bobbing around on some little boat, tunes on. rod out. get my tits out, eat a few bakewell tarts, bit of cannabis laiced battenberg then blast off. return, bita booze, MDMA, some k, blast off. bit of fishing, catch some mackrell, reel those fuckers in, more booze, hit the pipe n blast off

 

[Mailmonkey]

^ I think I would shit myself tripping in a place with glow-in-the-dark goblins.

and leprachauns...

i wanna smoke some DMT on a wild twisted boat fishing voyage then get drunk. or some kind of order. imagine that, clear blue sky, hot n sunny, beautiful crystally blue ocean. bobbing around on some little boat, tunes on. rod out. get my tits out, eat a few bakewell tarts, bit of cannabis laiced battenberg then blast off. return, bita booze, MDMA, some k, blast off. bit of fishing, catch some mackrell, reel those fuckers in, more booze, hit the pipe n blast off

fuck that. Fishing is serious bizzle, weed is fine, of course, other than that maybe a can of beer....

and fuck mackerel, catch mackerel off any beach any time, come down with me one morning next month they'll be in Dan...boats is about cod and big pollack and ling and raymonds, and fucking giant bass.

 

[Shambles]

Not smoked DMT onna beach - nor in a psychedelic paradise of goblins and leprechauns and wizards and shit. In fact nowhere other than me grotty lil grotto tbh. Although there may have been the occasional whiff of a fey folk or two even here amongst the crud and cobwebs now and then nonetheless. DMT

Beach is on the agenda for me too sometime soonish as it happens. Got meself a railcard (fiver for 33% discount = bargain) and I'm virtually on the coast where I am anyway. Last time I had a coasty day was ages ago. Took rather a lot of acid with a mate then went on a 12 hour pub crawl and missed the last train so spent the night on the beach throwing stuff at a bit of driftwood quoting Derek & Clive sketches at each other til the morning. Was in major pain from the hysterics brought on by extensive Derek & Clive gags combined with acid - lethal combo. In a good way

 

[effie]

I love how often DMT comes up in this thread :D need to get some more I think, it must be a sign

Tripping outside is amazing - we once walked from a random freeparty (which was actually hilarious - they'd set up too close to houses and kept the volume down by playing soft-rock and jazz instead of the pounding techno we were hoping for hehe) through the countryside to Barnsley on acid, sun just risen, it was the most perfect, stunningly beautiful walk of my life we found Barnsley too, somehow managed to catch a bus and a train and get back to Sheffield, goodness knows how

Freeparty season is approaching, fuckyeah!

Shammy if you have a railcard I think the time might be approaching for a Briz-trip hmmm?

 

[Bluebell]

Evening hope your all well?

All this talk of DMT has really perked up my interest in it, sounds like a fun half hour? Or is it always a fun half hour, anyone got any horry stories or is it all good?

 

[Furious George]

Didn't half gimmie the horn

 

[Myshkin]

Evenin' Blooze!

 

[Bluebell]

Evening Sam, you alright?

Behaving this evening, drink or 2 or you on the bandwagan? Sorry but can never remember, cant keep up if your being good or bad

 

[effie]

C'mon now, Sam is always being bad.

How are you this eve Bluebell?

 

[Shambles]

Evening, Ms Blue

Can't even conceive of a DMT trip being a wrong 'un cos it's just so fuckin' lush. Comes on so fast and fades so swiftly that you've barely gotten over the shock of the change and are only just get the beginnings of a grip on the gorgeosity of the place you find yourself in before it's waning and you look lasciviously at the pipe again. It's up there with nitrous in the hippy crack stakes :D

The unbelievable feeling of peace, love and general hippyshit that overwhelms you concurrently also makes it kinda hard to imagine it going tits up. Tis a potent bugger but as long as sudden rocket rides to Swirlsville Central don't concern you then there's really not a lot not to about Dmitri.

Must acquire and/or extract meself some more supplies too. Does seem to be all the rage round EADD parts of late. Peer pressure is such a sweet mistress

Ms Eff: Railcard has many uses. But mostly they involve travelling on trains to places that aren't here so I tend to agree

EDIT:

Didn't half gimmie the horn

That's the ticket, George :D

On a side note, that D&C studio film is possibly the most brutal bit of straightman abuse ever. How Dud didn't just twat Pete is beyond me :D

 

[ColtDan]

I love how often DMT comes up in this thread :D need to get some more I think, it must be a sign

Tripping outside is amazing - we once walked from a random freeparty (which was actually hilarious - they'd set up too close to houses and kept the volume down by playing soft-rock and jazz instead of the pounding techno we were hoping for hehe) through the countryside to Barnsley on acid, sun just risen, it was the most perfect, stunningly beautiful walk of my life we found Barnsley too, somehow managed to catch a bus and a train and get back to Sheffield, goodness knows how

Freeparty season is approaching, fuckyeah!

Shammy if you have a railcard I think the time might be approaching for a Briz-trip hmmm?

awesome yeah you deff need to get some more

Evening hope your all well?

All this talk of DMT has really perked up my interest in it, sounds like a fun half hour? Or is it always a fun half hour, anyone got any horry stories or is it all good?

all good thankyou how are you?

its all good. look into it, its absolute amazing. pure love. pure everything. oneness, connected. like a personal visit from mothernature or something. the most profound beautiful intense thing ive experienced. 10/15 mins of psychedelic amazingness. did things i never thought were possible. first psychedelic i tried as well, balls deep for a first trippy-drug. shook me to the core. got some the other day, gonna have to have a cheeky trip this weekend, its been awhile

 

[Bluebell]

C'mon now, Sam is always being bad.

How are you this eve Bluebell?

Hi Effie, doing good waiting for the weekend, not far off now, though nothing exciting planned.

How are you doing, did I read your due work soon? How you feeling about that, will do you good though eh!

ps hope I am right and did read that *blush*

 

[ColtDan]

haven't heard this for aaaaages

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNqYguBynmk

 

[Bluebell]

awesome yeah you deff need to get some more



all good thankyou how are you?

its all good. look into it, its absolute amazing. pure love. pure everything. oneness, connected. like a personal visit from mothernature or something. the most profound beautiful intense thing ive experienced. 10/15 mins of psychedelic amazingness. did things i never thought were possible. my first psychedelic as well, balls deep for a first trippy-drug

ok good, going to wait for some elses reply on it too, if you dont mind as it was your first psychedelic trip, not disbelieving you at all, would like someone elses experience too that has tripped before! Sorrry not being an ass, just would like some more peoples experiences

Shambles, Mailmonkey, Effie, could you comment too, oh and Sam you've all done it! Thankyou in advance:D

 

[effie]

I am Bluebell yes, impressed you remembered! I start back on Tues Looking forward to it, I think it will do me good, although it is going to be a bit of a shock to the system and I am a little nervous..

I can't wait for the weekend either. Not sure why as I've been off all week obviously, haha, but with work approaching I'm starting to get back into the weekends=good mentality

edit: DMT is lush! :D It is a psychedelic (obv hehe) and it is a powerful one - I wouldn't like to say that there is no potential for it to go wrong, but I do struggle to see how as it is just so overwhelmingly positive. It is very intense though (when you do it right ) and I can imagine how someone could potentially feel anxious/alarmed/overwhelmed initially if you haven't experienced it before.. but in my experience it is nothing but magical

 

[ColtDan]

ok good, going to wait for some elses reply on it too, if you dont mind as it was your first psychedelic trip, not disbelieving you at all, would like someone elses experience too that has tripped before! Sorrry not being an ass, just would like some more peoples experiences

Shambles, Mailmonkey, Effie, could you comment too, oh and Sam you've all done it! Thankyou in advance:D

fair enough. smoked it loads of times over the years, first tried it back in 2010. tis awesome

 

[Shambles]

I can highly recommend the Big & Dandy DMT threads over in PD for general DMT chat and info, Blue. Kinda like an EADD Megathread only with more hippies and elves

My first DMT experience is in one of 'em somewhere but a brief summary would be... Very nice man sent me a gramme of Deemsters as a prezzy (*waves and to the very nice man if he's a-lurking). Had high hopes and some slight trepidation cos it does have a bit of an aura about it so took a lil while before getting around to sampling. Then one day it just called to me - nice sunny afternoon when I was pottering about PD back when I got paid (in pixiedust) for doing such things. Smoked a moderate bit (don't recall precisely but ~50mg maybe? dunno. nowt outrageous tho) and within 10 seconds my artex (is that the word?) ceiling had turned to rainbowmelty stalactites, I had a grin to make even the Cheshirest of cats envious and was about as gobsmacked as I've ever been in me life. Just as I'd started to get my head around the sheer scale of the change it was fading and left me sweetest afterglow there ever could be. So good in fact that I didn't even feel the need to dose again - just bathed in it.

And it sounded like this - partly cos that just happened to be what started just as it kicked in but also "Haze" seems rather appropriate with hindsight. Sounded somewhat more... colourful, swirling and vertiginous at the time admittedly but is a belter of a tune anyway.

May write up one of my more indepth kinda DMTrips sometime for y'all love and enjoyment. Have been some lifechangers since

 

[Bluebell]

I am Bluebell yes, impressed you remembered! I start back on Tues Looking forward to it, I think it will do me good, although it is going to be a bit of a shock to the system and I am a little nervous..

I can't wait for the weekend either. Not sure why as I've been off all week obviously, haha, but with work approaching I'm starting to get back into the weekends=good mentality

edit: DMT is lush! :D It is a psychedelic (obv hehe) and it is a powerful one - I wouldn't like to say that there is no potential for it to go wrong, but I do struggle to see how as it is just so overwhelmingly positive. It is very intense though (when you do it right ) and I can imagine how someone could potentially feel anxious/alarmed/overwhelmed initially if you haven't experienced it before.. but in my experience it is nothing but magical

I can imagine you being a bit nervous about going back, but I bet after an hour you will be like phew have I ever been away! I had to take 8 weeks off work once, and it is daunting your first day back, but once that's over you will be alright I assure you You dont need my luck, but good luck anyway as your a lovely girl and sure everyone at your work will be glad to see you back.

So looks like DMT sounds a good un one on the list to try, that's what I am after at the moment, fed up of all the tried and tested :D

 

[Myshkin]

Evening Sam, you alright?

Behaving this evening, drink or 2 or you on the bandwagan? Sorry but can never remember, cant keep up if your being good or bad

I'm well. Good to see thee.

I've only had a few lagers, that's all. And some etiz, and some weed. Is that bad?