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Random MSN Gibberings LXXXX: I'll slap you with my kinky strap on wok

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I told people in the modthread already, but for some reason that only my subconscious can grasp, I had my first dirty dream in ages the other night. Unfortunately my co-star was Geri Halliwell. I was quite traumatised in the morning, to say the least.
 
Haha I missed that in the modthread, glad you repeated it here :D

Geri ey.. hehe. I used to own a Spice Girls CD, had a little dance routine to go along with it and everything.. fortunately my tastes have improved considerably since I was in school!

Bit of a rubbish day (understatement) and pissing it down too but at least I'm cosy and warm. Ish. Actually I'm freezing, going to locate some warmer clothes.. definitely not summertime just yet..
 
Spice girls lyrics are freudian slips then...

I take it excerpts from your up and coming mills and boon publications can also be found in that prestigous forum?
 
Munroe - if you think I talk crap in here then just imagine what it's like behind the scenes, where I don't have to feign the few shreds of dignity that I manage to muster for the benefit of the broader BL public. Even I can't read it without wanting to take a pen knife to my jugular. :)
 
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Your either deluded or your "feigning" leaves allot to be desired, your on the bump stops mate there is no room for further turpitude ;)
 
Hehe he's right though, you should see what we have to put up with behind the scenes, enough to drive any woman to a spot of jugular-stabbing.. ;) (kidding, <3 you really Sammy)

How are you today atm?
 
atm23 said:
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Your either deluded or your "feigning" leaves allot to be desired, your on the bump stops mate there is no room for further turpitude ;)
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It's great to have such sycophantic, over-sympathetic ego-strokers as my BL buddies. ;)

I'm the very image of dignity. You're the degenerate round here.
 
SamhainGrim said:
It's great to have such sycophantic, over-sympathetic ego-strokers as my BL buddies. ;)

I'm the very image of dignity. You're the degenerate round here.
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Your just too kind, but I do like to think I add a dash of decorum here and there =D

@Effie, I'm doing just fine, looking after the kids to day whilst Mrs atm does some thing or another, then tomorrow its a big family meal thing at a local restaurant for mothers day.
Got to meet up with my now old boss on Monday to negotiate leaving terms, I've had them send me a copy of my contract, I have a feeling they may have to pay me the full 3 months even of they release me early, they just paid me a bonus for 2011, the irony of getting told that one day and handing in my notice the next was enough to make my fekin year =D
 
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I see through your gentlemanly facade and glimpse the filthy-minded bastard beneath it, which is one reason why you're always so complimentry about me, I reckon. :D

I just lay my cards right on the table. Uppermost card being the Jack of Arseholes, usually.
 
Decided it was a grand and rubbish idea to grab myself a G&T and some Temaz... Which I may finish shortly.
It is definitely a day to be "lazy".
 
I'm having a very lazy day too monsta. It's what all the cool kids are up to I think ;)

atm, that's ace about your bonus! Hope you do get 3 mths pay, I think you're right that they do if that's the amount of notice you need (although I have no idea about contractual law, haha..)
 
That sounds beyond lazy, Monsta. Potentially lush though - if kept within sensible boundaries. Which I know you're fully capable of doing, but watch that gin, sonny. <3
 
Smoked around 120/140mgs of dmt by accident last night, vomited my guts up into a very handy nearby bucket, loaded myself a bong of hash after smoking a bit of changa and forgot i preloaded it with another 70mg of freebase, so hash on top changa underneath ina resiny gloop, start toking it and all of a sudden the bowl starts sizzling and i think shit!!!!
the room starts to vibrate and going purple with electric fractals darting about everywhere, puking wasnt too bad at all either and afterwards was bliss, fully explored the nether regions of the mind :D

fucking psychedelic crack!!

had to clean my bong thoroughly with iso afterwards though as every hit had 'that' taste :|
 
^^ I had you down as more of a Take That fan Felix..

bcf: oops! "handy nearby bucket" made me giggle..
 
lol the handy nearby bucket was from the previous week where food wouldnt stay down and the nightly 3am puking commenced, all better now though :D
 
SamhainGrim said:
I see through your gentlemanly facade and glimpse the filthy-minded bastard beneath it, which is one reason why you're always so complimentry about me, I reckon. :D

I just lay my cards right on the table. Uppermost card being the Jack of Arseholes, usually.
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And there was me thinking it was our little secret, at least thats what you told me last time I capitulated to your aberrant advances...:\
 
Aw bcf, I thought you kept them randomly about the place in case of unexpected drug-sick. I've had to sit with my washing up bowl next to me before, distinct lack of buckets in my flat :|

I'd forgotten about your recent illness, glad you are all better now :)
 
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And there was me thinking it was our little secret, at least thats what you told me last time I capitulated to your aberrant advances...:\
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It's clear as day, EADD's just too polite for its own good sometimes. ;)

BCF - glad your accident ended happily! I'm put off freebase by the taste but I should really sort some changa soon because I miss DMT-land a little.

I'm drifting in and out of a bupe nod and it's a lovely way to spend a Saturday so far. May prove problematic if I travel anywhere, but that's half the fun isn't it?
 
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