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jancrow said:
Hope you're OK mate, that all sounds a bit unnecessarily high drama not to mention slightly embarrassing as the attentions of the feds often are.
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Tell me about it.

I go to the pub for a quiet drink and the next thing I know, the police & ambulance crew are there.

With all the yokels onlooking like I'm some piece of sh*t.


SamhainGrim said:
I think the northwest has stolen your sunshine - it's really glorious out here.

Cornishman - hope you manage to remove yourself from that kind of scene somehow. At least you're well aware that it isn't the way you want to live, which is definitely something. Ambulances and rozzers are not fun in the slightest.
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Indeed.

Users are like vultures 'round here.
They see someone like myself and use me to get their gains. Fuck em. (the bad H users. Not the nice ones).
 
I can't be arsed finding the news thread so I'll just it here.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17349578

Mr Brooks wrote in his Daily Telegraph column on Monday about how much he was looking forward to going to the Cheltenham horse racing festival, which began on Tuesday.

"The happiest moment of my year is about three hours before the first race at Cheltenham on Tuesday," he said.
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Best timing ever. Lifted on the morning before his "happiest moment of the year". Hahaha, wanker!
 
Very amusing. In mildly related news, I was offered a tip today for the first race. Don't normally gamble but on a whim stuck a tenner on to win. Came home at 10-1... :D
 
Hiccups are fucking annoying, I'm on 2 mgs Etizolam, plus a few spoonfulls of Kratom and a couple of beers and they just don't seem to stop. It used to sometimes happen with xanax as well, don't know why so annoying!
 
Turns me into a general kitchen raiding food fiend, always get the munchies so bad
 
Stoner recipe's 101

you need:
block of cheddar,
grater,
peanut butter,
white bread,
a george mofo'in foreman leanmeanfatreducinggrillingmachine

assemble items by grating cheese onto bread that has been spread with peanut butter, close sandwich,
chuck onto hot grill and toast,
eat and marvel at thhe oddity that is the sandwich in your hand

then thank e for the enlightenment ;)
 
Bluebell said:
Evening Kate, how goes it today, your hair still swishing, or better more did Felix like the new look<3
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Evening bluebell. Na the man doesn't like me going lighter, he likes my hair dark. But hey ho kittens will be cats 8);) Got myself some new "products" to wash n' condition n' whatnot, so all ok hehe. Had a dicky day at work, could have done better but you know how Tuesday's go :\

How's it swinging with you? <3
 
kate said:
Evening bluebell. Na the man doesn't like me going lighter, he likes my hair dark. But hey ho kittens will be cats 8);) Got myself some new "products" to wash n' condition n' whatnot, so all ok hehe. Had a dicky day at work, could have done better but you know how Tuesday's go :\

How's it swinging with you? <3
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Pft what do men know, sure you were happy with it! Never mind dont suppose he is Vidal Sasson, maybe he thought blondes would have more fun, well that's not the case eh, sure you've had plenty fun! Hey at least the greys are covered over, dont worry I sympathise got enough of them myself to cover up:| Its the waxing the chin and moustache is the fucker lol
Oh and dont his bad Tuesdays interfere with you mojo, but of course its ok vice versa!

Oh and I am swinging well, just having a few drinkies with Mr B<3

oh and lol too much but lol alot in real life too
 
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Bluebell said:
Oh and I am swinging well, just having a few drinkies with Mr B<3

oh and lol too much but lol alot in real life too
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And that's what its all about :) gotta have a giggle at it, us, them, you, all, have I forgot anyone? 8(:D

Sun spots 8o you got em? once cute freckles...now 8) lets not go there hehe

It's well past my bedtime ;)

you be good & well <3
 
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