Random MSN Gibberings LXXXX: I'll slap you with my kinky strap on wok

[mattnotrik]

Looks good and true, only thing I wasnt sure about was he killed that guy with a bong in his hand at one point, if it was a bong?

 

[Allein]

@ Monsta, I only asked because I was getting terrible guts (I'll save you the details) whilst I was full on drinking and stopping drinking stopped all the discomfort so it was clearly that. Very painful at times and none to pleasant all round.I was drinking loads of whiskey which can't be good for you 7 days a weeks minimum 1/2 a litre + a few can of special .

Hope your feeling better now.

 

[ColtDan]

 

[Mailmonkey]

How crude, it's referred to as fillet and fellatio day in our household.

 

[koneko]

wtf

get with the (programme) times man

 

[ColtDan]

its only a mess about, seen it all over facebook etc, chill out woman

 

[koneko]

what's facebook? *whistles*

 

[Myshkin]

How crude, it's referred to as fillet and fellatio day in our household.

Nicely done.

Around here you're lucky if it's waffles and a wank.

 

[Allein]

^^^

Thats fekin luxury mate round my way its a packet of Quavers and a hand full of tissues with strict instructions not to come back from the bathroom until the jobs done and I've cleaned up

 

[Myshkin]

That made me guffaw like a schoolboy. Thanks, atm. :D

 

[Allein]

I did like the way MM tried to lift the tone but we took it to the gutter in a couple of posts, its all about team work

 

[Myshkin]

Oh aye. We've accomplished it in many other threads, so Gibberings definitely can't be spared.

 

[Albion]

Pfft...You guys don't know how good you have it. Round these parts its can of hoops and a weird wet dream day.

 

[koneko]

*vomits* you men

 

[ColtDan]

time for a cuppa tea n guitar, been inspired to learn this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k3l3bku4E8&feature=share

 

[parttime crackhead]

Please don't. Skrillex is awful.

 

[ColtDan]

 

[Allein]

*vomits* you men

Hey that's a little insensitive, we all have our needs you know

@JSPete never had a wet dream let alone a weird one maybe tonights the night, I'll wear my best undies just on the off chance and if I wake up before the end I'll feel fully justified in finishing myself off

Sorry Kate, I can send you a packet of AA's in post by means of an apology of that helps?

 

[koneko]

Hey that's a little insensitive, we all have our needs you know

@JSPete never had a wet dream let alone a weird one maybe tonights the night, I'll wear my best undies just on the off chance and if I wake up before the end I'll feel fully justified in finishing myself off

Sorry Kate, I can send you a packet of AA's in post by means of an apology of that helps?

o

In the cold light of tomorrow morning @ 5am atm you will regret this post and I may edit it or not... 8):D

blughhh you boys....


Good evening eadd - is civilisation out there? Is it hanging by a star?

 

[Myshkin]

There's only one star in sight...