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Random MSN Gibberings LXXXVIII: Possibly even some shitalin to jazz myself up

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Hahahaha =D Lovely topic 'ere Shammo ;)

I remember attempting to go for a piss while really on the verge of nodding out, so I sat down (as the Opiated amongst you will know the difficulty of excreating anything except for puke when under the warm noddy blanket), and the next thing I know I "awoke" with it being about 4am!
I must have been on there for atleast 3 hours 8(
Never got to piss either lol 8)
 
The opiated piss topic was a regular in OD as I recall, Monsta. Did a "Tipz for da boyz/girlz" thing ages ago and seems the opiated boy bit is universal (sit down). The opiated girl bit (find a friend to frig you rigid) went down less well. Used to work a treat for the then Mrs Shambles though. That and we'd falled out so sexual frustration may have played its part...
 
Hehe. I have learnt some tips over time - the classic running water, distract yourself as much as poss (sending a text helps, reading something, doing mental arithmetic even hehe), wrists under warm water or if all else fails get in the shower/bath...
 
Pissin in the shower - Fair enough, but pissin in the bath????? That's obviously where it's at :D

Anyhoo, yea I go for the sit-down-hand-in-warm-water method ;) Doesn't always work but I do try I tellz yuh!
 
Ms Eff: I'm tellin ya: frig for the pissypussy win. Probly don't even need a friend... as long as your hand bends backwards rightly. Seriously: took seconds and she was soooo fuckin' relieved it was a thing of beauty :D

PS: The above is not at all pervy - those who know the pain of needing to piss on opies know the score :|
 
Dayumn this thread moves fast. Anything exciting happen in the 30 odd pages that appeared since my last post? Other than this wonderfully ardent discussion of piss =D

Speaking of, don't you hate it when on certain drugs, mostly strong psychs and stims, you think you pissed yourself but not sure? I always end up sketched the fuck out and constantly having to manually check my groin to make sure I haven't 8(
 
^ +1 haha.. Shammy I will certainly bear your suggestion in mind! :D

nAON.. that's actually never happened to me but it does to mates, hehe!
 
Would kinda defeat the point of iDoser, no? iDoser being that binaural "drug" experience thing? If so, I'm one of one who actually kinda rates it. The long ones anyway. As long as you don't believe a word of the names they are given anyway.
 
I tried iheroin once and my audio perception went tinny for about ten minutes.


I was tripping serious audio baaallz

I can only assume it was just like real skag.








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...I don't rate idoser for shit. Even with the labels off.
 
I don't rate 99.9% of 'em for shit... but some of those 45+min ones did the bizz. In a deeply bizzare kinda way. Really. Psyches may've helped...

My advice if you can be arsed to try again ever, skip the drugnamed shorties cos they're shite, ignore the given titles cos they're bollox. Think the goodies were usually sexynamed: Orgasm? Multiple orgasm? Summat like that. Long fuckers anyway. Nowt like chemical drugs but... altered in really unusual ways. Worked for me anyway. Sans orgasms, obviously. But definitely a trip of sorts. I keed not.

Also, why does EADD always go to sleep just as I awaken? :\
 
Well I'll give idoser the benefit of the doubt that relaying repetitive drones around my head for 45 minutes might just send me into a stupor. I probably will try it again. For all the bullshit it's kinda fun just to tempt placebo fate. 45 minutes of hypnosis might be quite therapeutic actually.
 
I still beg to differ. And am hardly easy to please on the tripping front. Worked me way through every one of the supposed doses they have and found maybe two or three that genuinely did the bizz. Kinda subtle maybe... but definitely altered. Impressively so for white noise anyway. I was as surprised as anyone. If it were placebo then at least one or two of the others should've sufficed but only a couple did and did shockingly well. Shithouse of a thing in general admittedly. But not a total write off. Perhaps.
 
Actually cant understand a word you say.. No offence.. its just really ironic given that you and your mates keep having a pop at me about the way I write.
 
I rather like the way you type, Polka. Was actually gonna bitch at a folk or two who thought otherwise. You type poetically. Which is a Good Thing. Unless you're trying to make a serious point and expect others to understand it. Odd as it may seem given harshness of some of my responses to yours, I actually think you should've been allowed to have your say and continue the thread. We may disagree fundamentally on... lotsa things.. but I defend to the death your right to say them.

*turns other cheek*

<3
 
Who says only gods forgive ;)<3

But in all seriousness, I despise your views on most of what you said... but that's just my opinion. It's much easier to understand and relate to folks' tortured thoughts when bullshit religion doesn't get in the way.
 
I echo what shambles said, pretty much word for word in post 821

was busy dealing with emergencies today and all of this evening, otherwise I would've chirped in my twopennuth at the time

will probably do it anyway in the next few days regardless, if I've got less real life shit hitting thee fan
 
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