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Random MSN Gibberings LXXXVIII: Possibly even some shitalin to jazz myself up

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SamhainGrim said:
Fuck of Shammy. Only because you speak the truth. <3

It took aaaaages to type.
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Ha! Took me three days to muster posting a single linky in the religion thread over the weekend. Still only managed one word with nary a hint of explanation thereof :D

PolkaDot: Slave? I'd laugh at the irony if only it were funny :\

Only a religious nutjob could ruin their own religion thread with nutjobbery in so comprehensive a fashion :|
 
It was doing what it set out to do Monsta. I really loved that thread.. you should have talked to me personally before taking sides and shutting it down like that.

Im seriousely hurt here . not for the first time either.. I'm so dissapointed in you lot.

bloody vicious that was
 
Ive been questioned on every statement i made about rape and homosexuality.. my views were more than clear.

Dont type.. I dont want to talk to you shambles.. You also are a vicious person
 
Back in Gibberings news, a question for all y'all (uncircumsised) boys: do you ever get that thing when the aul' fella goes all shy when trying to wee for no obvious reason and then the young foreskin fella me lad joins in and goes introverted in a truly bizarre, transdimension, higher geometric kinda way? Like it goes inside out twice or thrice over and at least seven times as thick leaving your poor ol' pissole so lost looking for a way out you almost piss up your own leg sideways? Tis a pisser.
 
Shambles said:
Back in Gibberings news, a question for all y'all (uncircumsised) boys: do you ever get that thing when the aul' fella goes all shy when trying to wee for no obvious reason and then the young foreskin fella me lad joins in and goes introverted in a truly bizarre, transdimension, higher geometric kinda way? Like it goes inside out twice or thrice over and at least seven times as thick leaving your poor ol' pissole so lost looking for a way out you almost piss up your own leg sideways? Tis a pisser.
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It took me ages to figure out what you were getting at, but I know what you mean now. Sort of like the edge of the skin goes back in on itself and turns your dick into a sprinkler. I once tried stopping, then sitting down to finish the piss. But it just burnt, and the slash went between the toilet and the seat all over my legs :|

My wife caught me mopping up 1 droplet of piss off the lino with the heel of my sock a while ago and was disgusted. As if i'm going to go to all the effort of getting a square of toilet roll to sort the problem out, I was being more than gentlemanly enough doing that. It's like she doesn't know me at all sometimes.
 
Always after sex it turns into some kind of random shower head spraying piss in all directions, I refer it a having the whirly splat attachment on :) gerally don't have the problem any other time but you've always gotta be a bit careful when your out of then house, haven't you, piss patches on your slacks is not a good look !
 
Hehe. And let the great foreskinflappery pissdrippery debate begin =D

I tend to sit if stimmed to the eyeballs (and on MXE sometimes but is hit or miss on the shrunkenob front). This particular instance was just surreal though. Was like me todger swapped length for width around the beller. Weird.
 
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