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Random MSN Gibberings LXXXIX: Off my rocker babbling about nothing

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Aww, we used to have a cat as black as a slice of night that did horrible Jack The Ripper things to mice. Left kidneys and the delicate tips of noses linked by arcs of blood in occult diagrams on the kitchen floor. Lovely thing.
 
How clever without it even knowing so!

My family cat back up north was never so smart, she used to throw the mouse up in the air, then run away and hide from it as if it was going to come back to life, before hiding, creeping and pouncing on the lifeless body all over again. I used to wonder if she actually had realised she'd killed it! She was only a kitten, but surely such things are instinct!

Yeah, Sham, I agree, I'd often think I was watching something that was sacred, some secret game that should just be for cats eyes only.
 
It's a bit one-sided, I've never seen a mouse triumph once it's been maimed and taken into an enclosed space for a little bit of dicksizing on the part of the feline. That trait really makes me dislike cats. I understand it in a red in tooth and claw sort of way but it's not the best side of their characters.

edit : yes, it is a private thing, absolutely! Sometimes a cat can give you a look which implies that you've stepped into something which you can never understand.
 
jancrow said:
That trait really makes me dislike cats. I understand it in a red in tooth and claw sort of way but it's not the best side of their characters.
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My Dad never ever liked that side of cats either, he loved our cat, but would turn his back on her when she hunted. He calls them killing machines. That's why she has three bells on her collar to try and give birds a head start getaway!

It's a perfectly natural thing for them though.

I have a middle floor flat, and my kittens have never seen outside unless it's from behind glass. I feel bad sometimes, but I keep them entertained enough with toys, and games, but even though they've never had the opportunity to learn to hunt outside, they still have the instinct. It's amazing. They still hide behind corners, etc, creep up on hair bobbles,pounce on and then pick up cigarette filters and run away with them as if it's their prey. It makes me wonder how do they know the they've to behave this way, if they've only ever been indoors? Amazing .
 
Our cat always left what I think was the liver and gallbladder behind (tried to identify it using the internet) - delightful thing to step on first thing in the morning.

Cats are the best <3
 
Those bell collars folks give cats are no obstacle for a true feline. Any cat worth it's whiskers works out how to stalk stuff with nary a tinkle soon enough.

The torture porn streak that runs so deep in the pussy soul is harsh as fuck... but when you're that good at your job you can hardly blame 'em for showing off.
 
^ Well indeed Sham ,ours back up north still brought us presents enough. Left on the front doorstep.

Mmmm lovely Effie, entrails before breakfast, just what you want to see before you've had time to get coffee and toast into your stomach!
 
SO many feline truths upon this page. I'm going to get my drunk, daft arse to bed because I've got work the morrow and I've stupidly boshed a load of beer and some pretty half arsed food. I wish you all a good night's sleep and hope no giant felines come and do you in. Sleep sound peeps.

p.s. cherry, I've just been back a page and seen your extremely gorgeous kitten, a handsome beast if ever I saw one.
 
I love my cats, but they can be cruel little fuckers.

It's just what billions of years of evolution have programmed though. If they weren't programmed to kill anything that moves they'd have starved off long ago.

It's the same with us. As a kid i was obsessed with hunting and fishing. A pyromaniac to boot. You can look at little boys that kill things and start fires and think, "destructive little fuckers". But it's just those same billions of years of evolution at work. If you cant kill, you'd go hungry. If you're not interested in fire, you'd go cold and get less from your food.

we're all slaves to our genes
 
Cross-dressing kitties next? :D

Who made it Monday again? - I wish to complain! :!

Good morning eadd. It's so bad I'm on the coffee :\
 
Good Morning Ms Kate, I can't start the day without a couple of rocket shots of caffeine, just off out with the dog.
 
Rub on the lugs from me to herr atm doggy! Enjoy the fresh air. Coffee is a bad sign for me, I really don't do it unless I cannot peel my eyelids apart uggg...so sleepy :-(
 
24 hour booze n drone mash up, 10 hours kip n not long woke up pretty dehydrated n hungry... work in 2 hours... urgh
 
morning all, just trying to shake out the etiz cobwebs, that stuff leaves ya groggy first thing! smoking my second spliff of the day isn't such a smart move but fuck it!
How is everyone this morning?
 
Funnily enough I'm smoking my second spliff too. Running late, and I can't even blame etiz grogginess because I took mine fairly early and I've woken up feeling fresh.

Must get my arse in gear now though. Or at least pretty soon.
 
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