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Random MSN Gibberings LXXVII: If that's a come-on then I'm unimpressed

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Just be careful. Sounds like she may be trying to manipulate you. Take your power back.
 
I just bought some viagra today. Got a date with a cute thai bird tonight that I've pumped before. She's been trying to meet up with me again for about 3 weeks again now but I've been too busy. Should be a good night, going to take her to some cool bars I've discovered. I have a date with the barmaid who works at one of the bar lined up for later in the week so could be interesting when she spies me there with another bird. :D
 
Shambles said:
I too am missing me mexy this weekend. Then again the ol' tolerance gets a tad silly (and pricey) so probably for the best really. Was getting rather intrigued by the amazingly effective lack of effect for a while though - the ultimate nothing drug. In a good way. If ya know what I mean.

Colt: If/when you emerge from that thar hole and see this - do you really enjoy holing on mex? Freaks me out and fucks me over a tad I find. Just means I lose however much was left in the baggy - best part of 5g arranged neatly in swirly patterns on the grubby floor was the most wince-inducing walletwise. Also came round sat on the stairs outside my flat in slippers, t-shirt and (thankfully) some form of trouser (albeit pajama-esque) with someone asking me if I wanted them to boot me door in for me cos I'd wandered out and forgot to put it on the latch - took three days to find someone with a big enough crowbar to break the lock. Myself and said folks had been chatting for a good coupla hours prior to me noticing I existed too, apparently. Lovely stuff... not such a fan of the whole hole experience though - sneaks up on ya and doesn't leave a note :|

In gibberings news, just scratched a small spot-type thing right on the rim of me right nostril and is now sore as fuck. Arse.
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the hole depends, id sooner brink on it, love getting to the point of feeling like electricity and being rotated, manipulated and where you feel completely connected but still coherent, sometimes coming out it can be sinister for some reason and i feel like ive done something wrong, get this kinda "naughty" feeling like ive disrespected it and end up popping a vallie to conk me out. dunno why this happens. seems to turn up memories of the times ive abused it in the past, mixing it with booze and stuff. have these memory skip things where stuff happens then i snap out of it like wtf did that really happen. but on the whole love it to bits, seems to get better and better. weird stuff though. never found something that connects me to music like it though... mdma, etc, does... but not like that. amazing

anyways, had a good week, everything went smoothly, woke up at 6:30am with a nice afterglow, jumped outta bed, gonna get productive, feeling sharp and spot on, need to see some people go for a drive then mashed later... out tonight for 2 combined birthday partys should be good =D hopefully end up getting back with a beautiful 32 year old i got with over christmas, shes amazing. happy days.

if i end up going on a stupid booze and meph bender then complaining about feeling fucked for days after, with a nasty come down, i will give away my car to somebody. some fucker can take my car as punishment. and give me a slap around the head for being an idiot. need to leave that dirty meph alone
 
Allow me * slap *


Can actually feel myself going into outright teetotalness for a while. I really cant stand the idea of being manipulated either.

This hos a one alien woman.

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Ive been enjoying a return to chain smoking for a few days. My old friend asthma just
returned and reminded me why I gave up.. sigh

Might go to my gentlemans club later and enjoy a cigar before I quit :D

Not going to be much of a race horse if I have to keep stopping for a puff of V.

Will give up agin later.. for now Im channelling 2 toed sloth and they dont have to run much.

I might go to my gentlemans club later and enjoy a havana before I quit. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP4hzbf3JWo&feature=related

Old man ears :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qzsuT1nhgA&feature=related
 
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Its warm here!

Fucking mxe angels broke my wooden sewing box!

THeres just a really dangerous looking stake sticking out of the top.

I suppose if any unwanted creatures of the night dare to break in I could ice them with it though.

Death by sewing box!.. I could see it now in hell .. *

Vamp 1.. 'so tell me how did you die?'

* you can do the accent

vamp 2.. ' sewing box :('
 
Morning yellow, Kate, I was thinking of you up there this morning Kate when I saw the weather forecast! Just wind and mizzle down here at the mo, don't think the snows gonna reach us! Hope this mornings mornings treating you both well! :) I'd love to give up smoking yellow
 
Easy Acid, hope you're well, I've been thinking the same about smoking for a long time.... already banned it in the house and instantly halved consumption which is a nice start but I don't want to get complacent and settle for that. Joe90 packed it in recently, hope he's still off the most useless drug known to man!

A nice little trick from the Allen Carr brainwashing course is to never call it 'giving up' because you're not giving anything up, you're gaining health, freedom from addiction etc etc. Once you start correcting yourself to say 'stopping' every time you say or think 'giving up' you kind of think about the implications of that every time you use the phrase and that can really help you turn your mindset around 8( .
 
bitter cold over here today with hail showers,had fun at table quiz last night and answered every question ( not all were correct )

going to stay in my folks tonite so back to the bog.football on now and just had nice fry up.
 
Lovely sunny day in the north east, warmest day for a long time. I was out with just a hoodie on and not my massive coat for the first time this year.

EDIT: just started hail stoning 2 mins after I typed that haha
 
Yeh hail here now too, had all seasons weather here in the last half hour.

Kept wondering why I couldn't send pm's taken me hours to realise my inbox was full :\ idiot.
 
The best PMs are the ones you half-remember sending, only to find out you didn't.

Feeling old today. I was getting ready to go to bed last night when my housemate arrives back from work and announces we're having a beer. I'd already had a few. Cue eight cns of Tyskie each, not remembering how the hell I got in bed and realising I'd left my socks on and emptied the entire ashtray over my bed.

Were it not for a very lovely surprise this morning I'd probably be sobbing in a corner right now.
 
Yes they were the best PMs I've ever written. Shame no one got to read them - though I do remember the recipients' names :D

Least you didn't wake up with your bra still on :| that is shit. + smeared mascara, but I'm sure you had that bother too.
 
Good day Kate and everybody,being a lazy bugger today as still in bed watching Football Focus.
Looks cold outside so won't be wearing the mankini today.
Shame,cos its so comfortable.
 
kate said:
Least you didn't wake up with your bra still on :| that is shit. + smeared mascara, but I'm sure you had that bother too.
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I have experience of the latter but never the former. Surprisingly.

It looks beautiful outdoors here. A few more cups of tea and I'm going to think about getting some fresh air. I swear.
 
rockstar 69 said:
I am a selfish cunt. Sorry. If these two birds are both up for getting banged daft and I can have them both, my best mate can fuck off. So long as someone fills my nostrils and someone gives me some viagra I'll pop up with another account, pornstar_66. These '8000mg' viagras are absolute waffle though, they are viagra but 100mg usually and I'd be tucking my boner into my waste band on the way home next day even after ridiculous fucking. These just don't do that. Might place and bulk order for some star diaz and a rake of cialis, then I can be an absolute and utter cocky moron, pump everything in sight til the bag is gone. I'm so confident as it is vals or viagra just turn me into an absolute header now it's brilliant. Cocaine is even better, this bird is DEFO wanting it aswell she's told me straight 12 tomorrow night on the dancefloor she'll get me wired out of my head then she'll do me, no sack of tatties material... Fucking hell could you ask for anything better? I suppose if it's not peruvian flake I should tell her 'sorry love...'? :D
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Codders you really must stop believing this virtual porn you've been doing!
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
Its warm here!

Fucking mxe angels broke my wooden sewing box!

THeres just a really dangerous looking stake sticking out of the top.

I suppose if any unwanted creatures of the night dare to break in I could ice them with it though.

Death by sewing box!.. I could see it now in hell .. *

Vamp 1.. 'so tell me how did you die?'

* you can do the accent

vamp 2.. ' sewing box :('
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have you lost the plot? lol
 
Shambles said:
I too am missing me mexy this weekend. Then again the ol' tolerance gets a tad silly (and pricey) so probably for the best really. Was getting rather intrigued by the amazingly effective lack of effect for a while though - the ultimate nothing drug. In a good way. If ya know what I mean.

Colt: If/when you emerge from that thar hole and see this - do you really enjoy holing on mex? Freaks me out and fucks me over a tad I find. Just means I lose however much was left in the baggy - best part of 5g arranged neatly in swirly patterns on the grubby floor was the most wince-inducing walletwise. Also came round sat on the stairs outside my flat in slippers, t-shirt and (thankfully) some form of trouser (albeit pajama-esque) with someone asking me if I wanted them to boot me door in for me cos I'd wandered out and forgot to put it on the latch - took three days to find someone with a big enough crowbar to break the lock. Myself and said folks had been chatting for a good coupla hours prior to me noticing I existed too, apparently. Lovely stuff... not such a fan of the whole hole experience though - sneaks up on ya and doesn't leave a note :|

In gibberings news, just scratched a small spot-type thing right on the rim of me right nostril and is now sore as fuck. Arse.
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Yo Shammy :) nice to hear from you again buddy
 
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