Random MSN Gibberings LXXIV: Don't call me Syd Barrett, baby...

[knock]

This is a story bout a girl that I knew
She didn't like my songs and that made me feel blue she said
a big band is far better than you! (bitch!)

 

[Myshkin]

She don't rock 'n' roll
She don't like it
She don't do the stroll
Well she don't do it right

 

[knock]

(I'm off to see if Asda have Campari. with 40mg MXE up me bum)

 

[Myshkin]

Ha! Enjoy! Wish I had MXE up me shitlocker right now, actually. I have Oranjeboom 8.5% though. Poor substitute.

 

[ColtDan]

mmmm... MXE

 

[rockstar 69]

You putting it up your bum aswell?

 

[Myshkin]

Aye... on the end of a dildo that he calls 'Rockstar'.

 

[ColtDan]

usually stick my bell-end in the MXE

 

[Myshkin]

usually stick my bell-end in the MXE

And then plug Rockstar with it?

Nice retort btw. :D

 

[knock]

ASDA came good! Campari and sodas all round!

 

[knock]

the police eyed me strangely though

 

[Myshkin]

You haven't been arrested then, knock?

EDIT: Haha!

 

[knock]

Safely home! Campari in hand! Drugs up bum!

Trip to heave and ho! up down, to and fro, you have no word!
Trip, trip to a dream dragon, hide your wings in a ghost's tower,
Sails cackling at every plate we break!

 

[knock]

isn't it good to be lost in the wood

 

[Myshkin]

We're struck by shattered needles
The little minute gong coughs and clears his throat...

 

[Mailmonkey]

Campari tastes like earwax.

Well done on confounding those rozzers knock

 

[Bluebell]

Aye... on the end of a dildo that he calls 'Cockstar'.

Im fed up of sorting your posts

 

[knock]

Lean out your window
golden hair

 

[Myshkin]

Evening Bluebell. Well done yet again on making my posts even filthier. :D

How you doing anyway?

EDIT(for knock): I heard you singing in the midnight air

 

[knock]

I heard you singing in the midnight air
My book is closed I read no more
watching the fire dance on the floor
I've left my book I've left my room
For I heard you singing through the gloom