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Yeah do it mate, I fucked off abroad when I was 19 and spent ten years in and out of UK, spending 12 months or so at a time in different countries, had a fucking brilliant time.

Whatever you think about the future, chances are you will buy a house/flat one day, you might well have a kid (I NEVER evn considered I might have a child till I was in me 30's), you might even get married or settle down with a bird...and then you won't be able to do all this shit.

Do it.
 
A grand a month is decent for South East Asia mate. Will go far in Thailand and further in India despite only being just over £30 a day to cover accomodation, food, drinks, travel, sight seeing etc.

That's not bad at all, I presume that's living it up as it sounds like you were getting about a fair bit last time you were there and did a fair bit of non drug activity like that inflatable things down the river etc, can't remember the name of it. If I went all the way over there I'd hate to be skimping I'd want to have plenty money for activities like that, food, drugs and reasonable accommodation.

Asia is a big continent mate, there's no one visa fits all rule unfortunately. Some places you do and some you don't. South East Asia it's all very easy and little advance planning is needed. Thailand you get a free 30 days stamp on arrival (I've applied in advance for a 60 day visa for £25 though so I don't have to leave the country or do a border run for a bit), Vietnam being a communist state you need a visa in advance, Laos you get one on the border for a few quid, Cambodia is $20 on the border, Singapore and Malaysia we don't need anything, Burma being a paranoid, military state you have to apply in advance for one and pay for it. Other parts of Asia it's wildly different, China is more rigorous, India requires a visa in advance, some of the Central Asian states (the stans etc) you need a whole lot of paper works, checks and money to be spent.

Do you know do any of these places refuse people with drugs charges? I doubt I will ever get into the states now, and Aus could be tricky but I've never heard about Asia. It would be mainly India or Thailand I'd be thinking, as I know a bit about both and where I'd likely head for. Not really looked into Vietnam or any of these places. If India is cheaper I'd likely go there, a couple of brothers I know have a few friends in Goa aswell so I could probably use some of their contacts.

Your pretty keen going to Burma is it not completely censored, your not even allowed internet or taking videos around there. Don't think I'd want to put myself in that situation.

I wouldn't mind doing India like, reckon I could probably rustle up a couple mates to go with aswell. It's just the staying in and saving, probably by end of the year I could have enough for a couple months though if I did things properly. Would have to wait til all outstanding court cases are over aswell.

Whatever you think about the future, chances are you will buy a house/flat one day, you might well have a kid (I NEVER evn considered I might have a child till I was in me 30's), you might even get married or settle down with a bird...and then you won't be able to do all this shit.

Hopefully no time too soon that would probably be final straw with the mother hahaha. But yeah your right man these things should be done when your young and still have the chance, I get the point. The major spanner in the works is it's my 21st at the end of feb, was weighing up a weekend in Amsterdam with mates.
 
Hi all,

Hope you are all well. I have had a few random things happen today, one of which is in the H social thread, I didn't want to double post anything as it is a pet hate of mine, here are the other two: -

Firstly, I got accused of being on steroids today by my Mom! I am not a big guy in the slightest but I am quite defined in my shape and have been getting bigger lately quite fast because I have been eating well and I have a personal trainer at the gym. Anyway, my Mom came in with this bag of yellow pills (I think they were Stenabol, or something like that, I don't know much about steroids!) that she had found in my room while putting some of my presents away (I had asked her to as I am rubbish!). She was going mad about it as I have been caught taking drugs in the past and threatened with being kicked out if I take anything again. My step brother has also had this threat because he had been caught twics, taking Meph the first time and steroids the second time. I was anime t that they weren't mine (because they wern't, I have never taken a steroid) so I made her phone my step brother to come home. He did a hour or so later and when confronted about it initially shit himself and had arnica attack before admitting that they were his pills and that he had been hiding them in my room! So that was that all sorted, thankfully. He's in a load of shit now thou.

My random day doesn't stop there! On the way home from work at 12 ish I pulled onto the road outside work and after a minute or so I noticed a dark BMW behind me, I didn't think anything of if but it was still there and seemed to be reacting to my turns and indicators, like it was following me. I got to my road and it was still there, turned down it and it followed me still, I was getting a little worried so rather than pulling up on my drive I decided to drive past my house and around the estate. I don't know it very well as my house is right on the edge and I ended up pulling into a dead end road. I went to reverse but the car blocked me in and a man got out of it. At this stage I started shitting myself and reached down for my CS Gas (lol, I know it's illegal to have and classed as a fire arm but I am vulnerable on my own so I have it just in case with the theory that I would rather get a record for spraying someone with it rather than getting hurt or killed) which I keep in my car door. The man came to the window and showed me a police badge, I shit myself even more now as I had a canister of. CS Gas in my hand and a wrap of h in my pocket! I pulled the window down and as I did that I dropped the CS Gas back into the door. He asked me if I had been drinking, to which I hadn't because of work, some told him that. He tout I had been drinking because I was driving too cautiously and occasionally drifted over the line. He told me he was going to get a marked car to come and test me, to which I said was fine. I explained that I was a little worried that I noticed a car following me so my eyes were in my mirrors a lot. He nodded in a kind of agreement that he undertook Nd asked me to step out of the car. As I was he said that I had a nice car to which I replied so,etching like "yeh thanks mate, I just stole it!!" he laughed! I got my sticks out of the car and as I was doing so I explained that I lived just up the road and drove around down here because I thought I was being followed to which he s lied and I think started to believe me the as he said to just let him smell my breath and if there was no alcohol then he would let me go, he smelled it, there wasn't so he let me go!

It's now 5 in the morning so I going to try and get some sleep! Maybe I can sleep now, we shall see!
 
Yeah do it mate, I fucked off abroad when I was 19 and spent ten years in and out of UK, spending 12 months or so at a time in different countries, had a fucking brilliant time.

Whatever you think about the future, chances are you will buy a house/flat one day, you might well have a kid (I NEVER evn considered I might have a child till I was in me 30's), you might even get married or settle down with a bird...and then you won't be able to do all this shit.

Do it.

Yeah I reckon it's worth doing it all now before it's too late because I'm either dead or stuck with a house, mortgage, car, kids etc. That all sounds horrible. I'm 27 already and don't even want to consider that shit. You taught English abroad, right Mailmonkey? I still can't make my mind up about that, being able to work anywhere in the world sounds good but the job it's self sounds totally pish and I'd be rubbish at it.

That's not bad at all, I presume that's living it up as it sounds like you were getting about a fair bit last time you were there and did a fair bit of non drug activity like that inflatable things down the river etc, can't remember the name of it. If I went all the way over there I'd hate to be skimping I'd want to have plenty money for activities like that, food, drugs and reasonable accommodation.

Do you know do any of these places refuse people with drugs charges? I doubt I will ever get into the states now, and Aus could be tricky but I've never heard about Asia. It would be mainly India or Thailand I'd be thinking, as I know a bit about both and where I'd likely head for. Not really looked into Vietnam or any of these places. If India is cheaper I'd likely go there, a couple of brothers I know have a few friends in Goa aswell so I could probably use some of their contacts.

Your pretty keen going to Burma is it not completely censored, your not even allowed internet or taking videos around there. Don't think I'd want to put myself in that situation.

I wouldn't mind doing India like, reckon I could probably rustle up a couple mates to go with aswell. It's just the staying in and saving, probably by end of the year I could have enough for a couple months though if I did things properly. Would have to wait til all outstanding court cases are over aswell.

Hopefully no time too soon that would probably be final straw with the mother hahaha. But yeah your right man these things should be done when your young and still have the chance, I get the point. The major spanner in the works is it's my 21st at the end of feb, was weighing up a weekend in Amsterdam with mates.

Yeah I will be living it up mate. The river thing is called 'tubing' and is in Laos at a place called Vang Vieng. Brilliant fun. Me and SHM both agreed it was one of the best things we'd done in our lives, that says something eh? No worry on the drug charges in Asia.

Burma has internet and as a tourist you're free to do as you please, some of the country is off limits though. You don't get any hassle from the Government or police, very safe and friendly country from what I've read. Different world like, due to sancations no ATMs or credit card facilities so means taking all your cash with you before hand, onle crisp and new American dollars accepted.

You need to start staying in and saving if you want to get the cash to go away like, I hardly ever go out on big nights out now. Bit of day time drinking with mates or at someones house, maybe a few pints after work on a Friday but no mad ones. Need to watch the cash and limit myself to quite a strict weekly budget. Can be crap at times but I'm not that hard done by and well worth it now when I've got £4.5k in the bank and an amazing trrip coming up.
 
Yeah that's what I ment, sounds decent like. I liked the video of it where it looked like there was a decent wee bar and party going on at the side aswell.

As for saving shouldn't be too hard. I've mastered not going out all the time or every weekend in the last 6 weeks or so. The main problem is a lack of work. I'm still doing a bit of PR but not getting anywhere near enough hours to save up much cash, even with not going out all it's really doing is keeping me out of the overdraft. I could get more but the main place I was working for I can't stand the woman, kept messing me about with places, times etc. Think I'd need a more serious job to really be serious about saving. I'll be 21 soon though and it would be good to go do something with my life rather than hanging round this place.
 
Yeah I reckon it's worth doing it all now before it's too late because I'm either dead or stuck with a house, mortgage, car, kids etc. That all sounds horrible. I'm 27 already and don't even want to consider that shit. You taught English abroad, right Mailmonkey? I still can't make my mind up about that, being able to work anywhere in the world sounds good but the job it's self sounds totally pish and I'd be rubbish at it.

lol, yeah, the job is pish, specially if, like you you've got no qualifications, or like me at the time you're only 19.

You probably will be rubbish at it too, I certainly was for the first 3 years....but a lot of the schools don't care, the small private schools just want a native English speaker to stand in fronnt of the class.

Once you've taught a couple of years, you realise what it#'s all about, and it comes fairly easily, as long as you got half a brain, which you obviously have.. after 3 years I was senior teacher somewhere in Poland, lol, at age 22.

Without qualification (CELTA/Cert TESOL at least) you'll struggle to organise a job from the UK which will pay airfare etc, but once you're in the country you'll def be able to go round schools and pick something up. And once you got experience in one place and a reference it'll just get easier and easier....

The work ain't too bad, you'll probably have evening classes, as the private schools survive on adults who are in work and wanting to improve their English for career development, or in order to come to UK to study....my first jobs were almost always teaching from 5-9ish 3-4 evenings a week, and maybe a full day 9-3, on sat or sun, you should be able to blag accommodation too....

Anyway, the hours of work meant I was easily able to spend most my time geting pissed, taking drugs, and trying to shag as much as possible, surface sometime in the afternoon, get me head straight, go and teach 5-9, then off again on the lash.

In the end I came back to UK for good in me late 20's, did a higher qualification, and spent a few years in a respectable college, was head of school for a bit...so the whole TEFL thing was not only good for me as a 20sthg caner, but actually gave me a leg up into a decent career...which I could still be doing if I wanted to......

It doesn't suit everyone, and the shitter schools don't pay a great deal, the accommodation they provide is usaually shared and not great either, BUT, it's being peid to be out there, AND it is free accommodation....you won't save a load of money, unless you go Japan, Middle East, maybe Aus, but you won't be geting them jobs with no qualifications or experience.....

See it as a means to an end.
 
The work ain't too bad, you'll probably have evening classes, as the private schools survive on adults who are in work and wanting to improve their English for career development, or in order to come to UK to study....my first jobs were almost always teaching from 5-9ish 3-4 evenings a week, and maybe a full day 9-3, on sat or sun, you should be able to blag accommodation too....

Anyway, the hours of work meant I was easily able to spend most my time geting pissed, taking drugs, and trying to shag as much as possible, surface sometime in the afternoon, get me head straight, go and teach 5-9, then off again on the lash.

When you put it like that doesn't sound so bad mate. I wouldn't mind teaching adults but couldn't see me standing in front of a class full of kids having to teach & entertain them. I hate kids. Private one on one teaching adults sounds the best but probably not something easy to get unless you've already got a job and can network. Me teaching in schools, kids and all that pish makes me shudder at the thought, I'm not cut out for that.

I need to do something to get away for a longer period of time, something more sustainable because doing a few months at a time then coming back skint and having to find work all over again can't go on for much longer. I have a few ideas to make money and even some business ideas that I could work on I just need to stop pissing about and put them into practice.
 
When you put it like that doesn't sound so bad mate. I wouldn't mind teaching adults but couldn't see me standing in front of a class full of kids having to teach & entertain them. I hate kids. Private one on one teaching adults sounds the best but probably not something easy to get unless you've already got a job and can network. Me teaching in schools, kids and all that pish makes me shudder at the thought, I'm not cut out for that.

I need to do something to get away for a longer period of time, something more sustainable because doing a few months at a time then coming back skint and having to find work all over again can't go on for much longer. I have a few ideas to make money and even some business ideas that I could work on I just need to stop pissing about and put them into practice.

Your best bet for teaching abroad is probably teaching English to adults, although you may find they're generally of a certain standard and require someone with teacher-training in order to progress efficiently. You may well end up having to stand in front of a class full of children, and unless you possess some innate ability to control 20+ uninterested and disrespectful delinquent tear-aways, it's going to be unbearably stressful. This is what I've managed to learn from watching my mum struggle through a decade of teaching in various schools.
 
With a Dundee accent? You'll be lucky if they understand a word your saying.

I've feeling a bit relieved... Thought I had some kind of mad heart problem after new year. Had a sore chest so bad the last couple of days, it's like a stabbing pain. After speaking to a few people on fb it is definately just a bug that's about. Sore throat now though and a watery caugh. Annoying as fuck, although I'm eating healthy, exercise is still on the 'to do' list after new year. Really want to get back to optimum health and form after the festivities.
 
Work officially has begun in 2012, shit times, luckily it's almost the weekend now. Hoping the weather gets better as its shite at the moment, can't go anywhere.
 
Was first day back at work today. As expected,its the same shit but different year.
I need a job that isn't so mind numbing boring.
They should sell alcohol in the canteen to help folk get through their shifts.
 
right back on the healthy eating, feeling pretty good despite having a bad cold. first day back to work today, was up at 5:20am as usual, the usual 40 min drive each way to and from work. all motivation for another repetitive year of the same old shit has gone down the pan. dunno if i can be doing with another year of that shite. although guess im very lucky to have a job considering how messed up the job situation is. work keeps my mind rolling, dont think i could ever sit at home on the dole all day, would drive me nuts. wish i knew what i wanted to do much earlier in life and pulled my fucking finger out and perused something, gonna end up stuck in dead end jobs for the rest of my days when i know i have potential to do better. time goes so fast. ah well, only myself to blame
 
Work officially has begun in 2012, shit times, luckily it's almost the weekend now. Hoping the weather gets better as its shite at the moment, can't go anywhere.

Same here. Today was the first day I actually made it back after finishing for xmas.

Still got shit to get in to for the 3 days I've had off during that time & had some manager boot that I'd never seen before come up to me today, have a go at me for pissing about on the internet (which to be fair, I was in the wrong, I should have been working) & grass me to my "manager's manager" (lol).

So tomorrow I'm getting moved somewhere where my screen can be clocked constantly all day like a fucking naughty schoolboy, all because my own manager is off. She wouldn't have gave a fuck, she would just have told me to get off the fucking internet & do some work, instead of speaking to me like a fucking child then marching off to grass on me. Stupid cow never even told me her name.

I'm gonna go all fucking high & mighty tomorrow, find the cow, demand her name etc in as polite a way as possible, then wander off. File a grievance stating I didn't like the way I was spoken to & the fact that she never even said who she was, fuck it, if she wants to be a cunt to me I'll be a cunt to her, I've got plenty time to waste. It's petty as fuck but that's the way they play it so I'll do the same. It was just lucky that she'd left so quickly & my fuzzy mind didn't really get a chance to process what had happened (thaaaaaaaaat's why they call it 'the blues'!!!) or she'd have got told to fuck clean off & I'd have been in a world of shit right now.

+1 to Cornish on the benzos at work btw, fucking winner, the day flies past with a couple scooby-doos in you. I need to watch that I don't start doing this too regular though. Fuck having a diaz habit.
 
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