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Random MSN Gibberings LXXII: 5am sucks

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If you're the not actually the kiddie whose picture you post, Rockstar, then this is wonderful satire.

Otherwise it's just embarrassing.
 
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Shouldn't we be encouraging to "sow his wild oats" in manly fashion ......or let him meet up with Mr Hairy bear and get taken by force in the back of an HGV =D
 
:( i';m feeling ill as mofo seeing the doc 1st thing in the morning , its like i'm in Heroin withdraw , but i haven;'t had any Heroin for about aweek , probab;ly some psychological madness or summat i dunno anyway i'm going to bed.

Now Im worried about Brimz. He doesnt usually do that with his semi colons. Check in Brimz wontcha!

Your uncle Charlie sounds like the kind of character that could pull off a good hat ATM :) Is Harris tweed with a feather
mod attire though?

Ive got this amazing vintage hat.. black velvet like a pie hat with a veil and a jaunty, grey feather out the back.. I havnt
had the right opportunity to wear it yet but its bloody lovely. I love hats.
 
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Well, I didn't get a chance to repeat my 2 hour shagathon nor am I engaged to be married but I did have a couple of fancy wanks (the ones where there's a girl in the same room) and had some of the best food (german, greek & gastro-chicken) I've eaten for a while %). So that was my London trip (I even took photos of the Bank of Ideas) and I'm back in this dark cold place which temperature, oddly enough, I find more amenable anyway. Bummed I have to get up to take my car for a service at 7am :! why didn't I phone and change the time :(

Opioids up the shitter and a bottle of campo viejo == :)
 
If you're the not actually the kiddie whose picture you post, Rockstar, then this is wonderful satire.

Otherwise it's just embarrassing

What do you mean wonderful satire? Where have you been anyway Sam?

I already use facebook for same purposes. Although I never add randoms on facebook.

As for embarrassing, not bothered or I wouldn't have posted it. I would be if they were all horror's but there's a few proper nice ones on this. Also after what my mate has told me I'm not really looking forward to possibility of a few months locked up so I'm trying to cram in as many as possible before that may come up. Every time I actually like a girl I seem to fuck it up one way or another then feel crap after.

This seems like a good thing to me, if I had money I'd be stocking up on cocaine and viagra right about now ;)
 
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You'll be embarrassed after that Hairy Bears had his way with you ;)...or maybe not I don't really know you that well:)
 
We're just winding you up, young man. Don't take us seriously. But do. ;)

I've been off researching the cadences of personal ads and the physiognomy of the late-adolescent bourgeois princess. The usual. Y'know?
 
looks up pysogonnumy

Physiognomy is the interpretation of outward appearance, especially the features of the face, to discover a person's predominant temper and character.The skeptics dictionary

You can tell a lot about a person by their face!

I've been off researching the cadences of personal ads and the physiognomy of the late-adolescent bourgeois princess. The usual. Y'know?

Roughly translated from Samspeak means hes been checking out the dating sites to see if he can pull a posh teen bird whos got the kind of face that says she can shag in latin.
 
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We're just winding you up, young man. Don't take us seriously. But do.

I've been off researching the cadences of personal ads and the physiognomy of the late-adolescent bourgeois princess. The usual. Y'know?

Oooft, not even going to lie I had to google a couple of those words there and I'm still none the wiser other than something about the music of personal adds made by the faces of young adult upper class princes? No I did not use google translate, that came straight from the heart.

What really happened? Ego death? I would say not. Drunk for 2 weeks? Possibly. Speed comedown? Hmmm, tricky one....
 
this is almost on par with watching an episode of the chucklebrothers.

I heart it lots. if it doesn't end up producing some awesome and aggressive gay make-up sex, I'm going to feel cheated

[welcome back samhantha ;p]
 
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