Random MSN Gibberings LXXII: 5am sucks

[Bluebell]

Ya I downloaded some Harry Enfiled recently and it hasn't aged well.I loved it at the time.

Shit I got it wrong in Little Britain the "old lady" says "he's gorgeous", not young man!

Oh well you cant be right all the time! Strange words coming from a female!!!

 

[joe90]

Probably maybe eh ? Do you wanna take 50/50 or ask the audience

 

[Bluebell]

Probably maybe eh ? Do you wanna take 50/50 or ask the audience

I will just take the 50/50, the audience might not agree

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

two hours solid with no T break/fag break/hulla-hooping break would do my head in. Your girlfriend might prefer a half hour luvin knockando

 

[knock]

two hours solid with no T break/fag break/hulla-hooping break would do my head in. Your girlfriend might prefer a half hour luvin knockando

I'll provide pretzels, fanta and a copy of Private Eye.

 

[Bluebell]

two hours solid with no T break/fag break/hulla-hooping break would do my head in. Your girlfriend might prefer a half hour luvin knockando

lol they always think longer is better!

 

[knock]

lol they always think longer is better!

Great ruin my self confidence why don't you! I can do quick!

Oh you want BETTER eh? So demanding!

 

[Bluebell]

Great ruin my self confidence why don't you! I can do quick!

Oh you want BETTER eh? So demanding!

We know you can do quick! You were the one asking for advise

 

[knock]

We know you can do quick! You were the one asking for advise

Gimme your advise!

 

[knock]

Come on girls I've almost finished here.

 

[Bluebell]

Gimme your advise!

You asked........Steady thrusts, do not jerk


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[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

I used to love Private Eye.. do they still have Captain Bob (Robert Maxwell)?

Bluebell I think younger men think that longer is best because as teens it would last a few mins max :D so they spend years trying to find ways not to get tooo excited. By the time they reach their 40s theyve begun to Master the Tool but ..
Then they cant keep it up

 

[knock]

I used to love Private Eye.. do they still have Captain Bob (Robert Maxwell)

Nah he went after his briny demise. They do still do pictures of Andrew Neil in a vest holding a young Filipino girl. Not sure if that goes all the way back to Captain Bob days.

I'm guessing at the Filipino.

Bluebell I think younger men think that longer is best because as teens it would last a few mins max :D so they spend years trying to find ways not to get tooo excited.

Flattered you think I'm a younger man!

 

[Bluebell]

Flattered you think I'm a younger man!

Until now I always thought you were a woman lol

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Ha Knockando invariably the chaps in here are teens or 20s so I did assume you were a young man. How old are you then?

 

[knock]

Then they cant keep it up

Almost 40, no issues there yet

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

time is running out

 

[knock]

Until now I always thought you were a woman lol

Ha lol indeed! I'm sort of flattered by that too though.

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

so you off out on a hot date tonight then.. and youre on a promise?

 

[Bluebell]

Ha Knockando invariably the chaps in here are teens or 20s so I did assume you were a young man. How old are you then?

Yellow, I think you would be surprised at the average age here, its a bit higher than you think!

Edit the young ones are out enjoying themselves not hanging around here!