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Random MSN Gibberings LXX: A little sexier than normal vomiting

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You haven't missed much mate, been pretty quiet really. I've reached my 1000 post mark, it's taken me just over a year, just think in 24 years I might catch up with spade! :)
 
rockstar 69 said:
Seriously though, she fucking did it, no doubt, absolute creeeeeper.
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Aye. She definitely did it. I'd still do her though.

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Haha, wild.
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
* licks sam *
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Ooh matron! It's been a little while, so please forgive the goosebumps.

Although this being you, YPDH, I'm waiting for the punchline. Or perhaps even an actual punch. ;)

I missed Marmalade? Felix too? Gutted! Even though the latter was taking the piss in the usual stylish manner, which makes me nostalgic for the days when it happened on a daily basis. Hope you're both okay.

Acidtek - You weren't supposed to let on about the cage thing! Folk might start thinking we're kinky or summat... :)
 
Very nice... ahem.

I'll work on the relaxation bit; just don't get suprise licks often enough these days, y'know? ;)

Though bear in mind people will talk, and being in any way associated me endows you with the same social status as Ian Brady's cribbage partner...
 
rockstar 69 said:
That your bird aye?
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After analysing her very short but very girly comment, im sure its her.

Also at that Fluff stuff how much you pay for that?? they sell that at work in massive tubs i think its like 2.99, everyone just seems to open it and have a little dunk though
 
Can't beleive I just realised who rockstar 69 is now.

Obviously. She's pretty hot. She's clearly a wee dirty. She likes her drugs & the odd murder. Winner.
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She's totally plain and average looking and her sister is not 'hot' at all. The one that got done in was not bad though.
 
TheSpade said:
She's totally plain and average looking and her sister is not 'hot' at all. The one that got done in was not bad though.
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Wrong, right, right. Not bad Spade.

Killers just have something about them, even though part of me concurs that 'Foxy Knoxy' isn't superficially the most stunning woman I've seen.

Most of the Baader Meinhof women were just simply hot, but even the relatively-plain Brigitte Mohnhaupt looked a little bit cute in her mugshot.
 
I think the attraction is the dirty sex and drugs aspect...

If she was in court for a "standard" murder (i dunno wtf is a "standard") murder, none of us would be looking twice...
 
Yeah, if she'd stabbed the woman from up the road whom her husband was buggering and made page 34 of The Sun, then maybe some of the glamour wouldn't quite be there.

Still, that's a cheeky little murderous smile...
 
and actually, aren't we all getting a bit tabloid? The "drugs" was apparently some cannabis wasn't it? I got to admit i not been folowing, but that was what came out at the start of all this....

And, no, I wouldn't anyway...she doesn't look very interesting, and I very happy with my wife too thankyou very much.

And obviously all the bored housewives waiting for the postie in their negligees avery day...I got far too much on...
 
I'm just worrying on which count you're telling fibs, MM. If either. ;)

I'd like to dress her as a Waffen-SS officer and get her to carve dirty words into the soles of my feet with her silver ceremonial dagger.
 
Oh, she'd be wearing the lovely Totenkopf leather gloves I keep in a drawer by my bed, just waiting for the right cold-blooded woman to come along. ;)
 
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