Random MSN Gibberings LXIII: Mispronouncing 'Rimbaud'

[ChainsawWilliams]

Buy a fuckin coke bottle cheap ass roor smoker!

 

[breakcorefiend]

Buy a fuckin coke bottle cheap ass roor smoker!

Lol! yeah yeah yeah, glass is superior to plastic, i hate the taste a plastic bong gives to the smoke, its fucking subtle but i notice it,anyway i dont wanna come across as a glass snob lol, anyway arent roors pretty cheap in yer land as they come from there?

 

[ChainsawWilliams]

Probably cheaper mate but I have a habit of losing control of my limbs and gravity when im pissed and I know for a fact I would destroy a beautiful glass piece if I bought one. Theres a head shop not far from me that does some gorgeous glass pieces but I would see something like that more as an ornament than something I could use every day... and break inevitably.

Gimmie my foil and my plastic bottle and watch me go

 

[brimz]

Used to smoke bongs every day for 3/4 years as a teenager 1 fag for 16th of fluffy hash, those were the days .
Always home made Bongs some really well made with two water filled chambers.
In fact i' d happily hack on one right now.

 

[breakcorefiend]

Probably cheaper mate but I have a habit of losing control of my limbs and gravity when im pissed and I know for a fact I would destroy a beautiful glass piece if I bought one. Theres a head shop not far from me that does some gorgeous glass pieces but I would see something like that more as an ornament than something I could use every day... and break inevitably.

Gimmie my foil and my plastic bottle and watch me go

lol fair play mate, yeah one of my mates came up to see me a few months back, this is an old mate who i aint seen in years, forgot how clumsy he fuckin is, on his second bong he lifted the bowl out and the downtube came with it and fell onto the glass coffee table n shattered everywhere! lol well pissed off, mainly because some of the glass landed in my wrap of coke lol

 

[breakcorefiend]

just remembered what happened yesterday morning, was waiting for the bus with the gf on our way to work, both had our laptops and these two skinny crackheads on bikes with hoods up started circling us, didn't think much of it until i had realized they had cycled ahead to the stop we normally get off at, so we continued on to the main station and could see the fuckers tailing the bus! so its obvious these cunts have been watching us not fucking good to have that literally on yer doorstep, but i guess they think at the moment they can do whatever the fuck they want and get away with it, i have a scalpel in my laptop case, not for anything dodgy lol, use it in work, but if they had tried anything they would have a nice gash across their faces, don't condone violence in the slightest but when you gotta defend yerself ya gotta defend yerself, and they looked like they had just been blasting rocks too, proper crack eyes n all, anyway the journey to work today shall be interesting to say the least

 

[jancrow]

Eeeh shit, I've just paid a bill which I thought was for £290 and it was actually for £690, shit. That's my plans fucked. Came out in a cold sweat when I realised the real amount due. OK, I need a proper job, any offers?

Edit: Shiiiiit!

 

[wibble]

I used to have a wee glass bong when I wa still with my ex (i left it with him, what a goon!) and it was small enough to never get smashed, although there were many a stinky bong water over the floor moments!

 

[rockstar 69]

lol fair play mate, yeah one of my mates came up to see me a few months back, this is an old mate who i aint seen in years, forgot how clumsy he fuckin is, on his second bong he lifted the bowl out and the downtube came with it and fell onto the glass coffee table n shattered everywhere! lol well pissed off, mainly because some of the glass landed in my wrap of coke lol

Could of just disolved and filtered, or simply rocked it up

Poor show about you and you girlfriend being followed to work.

 

[ChainsawWilliams]

I used to have a wee glass bong when I wa still with my ex (i left it with him, what a goon!) and it was small enough to never get smashed, although there were many a stinky bong water over the floor moments!

Nothing too small for me to break when I'm wasted.

 

[wibble]

I'm a knocker overer rather than a breaker. Sounds better until it ends in knocking over drugs 8(

 

[Munroe]

Can't find the weed thread so i'll chuck this here: Is polm the same thing as bubblehash? If not, what is it? And whats a standard price for a gram or an 8th of it?

 

[rockstar 69]

Polm is the real name for the stuff people call "pollen" (which is wrong as pollen only comes from the male plant). Polm is resin that has been shaken/sieved from hash plants, usually originates from Morocco. Like 00 polm would be the finest grade of sieve they used to beat the buds over and screen off the hash.

Standard price for quality polm at the moment is £10 a gram. You can pick up decent stuff from £7 though. Eighth varies from £25-35 for quality stuff. The best stuff is sticky and smells rich. Second grade is usually puffy/fluffy and still very good. Be careful though as you get repress hash which is made from the good stuff but mixed with henna and the likes.

Quality polm was always my favorite smoke back when I was a toker. Still take the odd smoke of nice hash occassionally.

 

[Myshkin]

Haven't had polm in a good few years now. It was always my favourite too, though mostly when I could buy it at soapbar prices.

I miss those days.

 

[monstanoodle]

Afternoon peepulz

Ahhh yes I remember Polm... Was always a lush smoke. Didn't need to apply heat to crumble it, you didn't need to put much in at all and - if it wasn't from stupidly strong strains that were all THC and no CBD - it would be the perfect high: Not too mongy, no paranoia, just nice.
Wish I could still smoke weed without having to get extremely pissed and munch loads of Benzos. Even then I've got to be careful and not smoke too much.

On the bucket-knocking-over-front, my mate had an ingenious little method to prevent that from happening: Making a cone of card to go round the bottom

In otter news, forgive my mass of absence lately. I've not been feeling good mentally what so ever Infact I'm almost back to where I was when at my worst.
Only gear is making me feel nice and normal these days. And when I say "normal" I truly mean feeling how anyone else probably feels (atleast those without mental illness)
Ah well...

Much love to you all I wish you all a jolly Fridyah and a wicked weekend

 

[ChainsawWilliams]

Good hash is better than good weed.

 

[monstanoodle]

Agreed indeed.

 

[rockstar 69]

There's still really good polm around these days. It's costing alot more than it used to but I was getting some of the nicest stuff I've had in the UK a couple of months ago for £30 an eighth. It was dark on the outside and blonde in the middle, very flat pressed and sticky. Needed a slight heating then picked at rather than the fluffy stuff you break a bit of and crush it and it fluffs up with no heat, this was stronger too.

It's a pity the guy who sells it is a liablity forever tripping on liquid acid or mxe, the last I heard he'd fucked himself up with it all and wasn't selling anymore.

Best polm I ever saw though was stuff my mates dad got an old contact who now lives in Morocco to send back 50gs pressed flat into the back of a book. The guy had hand pressed it himself with the stamp "primo" on it. We were getting it £20 an eighth aswell %)

I'm kind of glad I don't smoke very often anymore though, it makes you lazy and hang around with people just for the sake of getting stoned. now and again it's a much more giggly munch the hinges off the cupboard doores type high aswell

And yes a nice bit of solid is far nicer than any hybrid weed.

 

[Myshkin]

A girl I knew in my early twenties got given a knife to stash. She brought it over to my mate's place. Not sure whether it had actually been used to kill somebody, but it became known as The Murder Knife.

Anyway, we'd scrape at the polm with the Murder Knife and get a nice big pile of fine powder ready for when we came back from a night out. Then one day it got taken off me when I was absent-mindedly running the blade along my face. I think people were convinced I was about to cut my own face off.

I don't know whether I miss the polm or the Murder Knife more.

 

[rockstar 69]

Yeah we used to always have one of those mini cheese graters on hand for when we'd come back from a club all sweaty and mashed up on uppers.

I'm not so sure about having a possible murder weapon flying around the room when your all off it on MDMA or acid being such a great idea though, lol.