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Got two weeks off work at the mo woo hoo!!!!
fuck me I,m bored

Hey MOPs where u been hiding ?...know what you mean I've been back at work this week afre 2 weeks off and as much as I despise the place it was good to be back. Stops me moping round the house all day pissin the misses off !
 
Never understood when people say they're glad to be back at work after a holiday or that being at work is better than being at home. Is it fuck you nutters. I'd stay on holiday forever and never go back to work if I could avoid it. Much rather have a long lie every day and spend the day as I pleased than in the office.
 
^^^

I do agree, just not in a great place personally at the moment and work takes my mind off it.

But your right...its wrong to be glad to go back
 
Never understood when people say they're glad to be back at work after a holiday or that being at work is better than being at home. Is it fuck you nutters. I'd stay on holiday forever and never go back to work if I could avoid it. Much rather have a long lie every day and spend the day as I pleased than in the office.

Definitely. I was off today & yesterday, back in for two days then off for 4. I've got 2 weeks off in September & 3 weeks off in October lol. Nothing major planned for any of it, I could happily just sit about & do absolutely nothing. Sleep, eat, smoke & watch films all day & I'd be sorted. Far better than being at work. I am gonna try & organise something during my time off though, possibly Amsterdam but cash is a bit tight. Was gonna go for Ibiza but there's no chance I can get away with spending that kind of money.
 
I might be going to Ibiza, Amsterdam or Berlin in my 12 days off in September. Need to get some more holidays in for the rest of the year like. I need as much time away from there as possible.
 
@ ptch, I've been paying £40 for two grammes special delivery! But that is with a 15% discount
 
MXE is like 15 a gram at the moment, it's insane! I dunno though, I find it has some weird side effects like headaches, blind spots, etc after taking it.
 
I've noticed the headaches but I've always assumed that was from sniffing far to much, the worst side effect to me is this weird body vibration where it feels like my insides are gonna fall out!
 
Ahhh, absolutely dying today. Ended up going out last night after my new gym induction (counter productive I know), mate bought 72 beers plus another couple of us chipped in and bought 2 crates of Carling. I was abused the entire night... mates slipped catfood in my beer, 4 of them pinned me to the floor and tried to make me eat a spoon of it (I escaped ;)), was handed a glass of coke with ash in it.. mate stole a fire extinguisher out of a taxi on the way to this girls and attacked my drunken friend who was already spewing, covering the neighbours car in the process. Police were called and appeared (luckily they were fairly sound and mates who were collecting MXE and AMT hadn't reappeared).

One of my mates informed me he overheard this gorgeous polish bird saying she thought I was hot (the one who's mate I pulled at the weekend lol). Ended up badgering her for a bit and got well in, til she told me if I really wanted her I'd have to refuse the drugs! This is after I've paid a tenner towards some MXE 8), fuck it though glad I pied off the drugs. I started getting paranoid her saying she liked me was just another one of the ripps they were all pulling on me all night. She was definately trying to wind me up. After I'd sworn on that was holly I wouldn't do drugs first thing she does is sniff some MXE. One mate went all religious on it hahaha! I was actually that sure she was messing with me by now I'd stopped hoping even, although she was all over me it seemed too good to be true...

Ended up rattling about 10 cans of Carling to deal with their drugged up patter. Was pretty hard to handle at times almost. Next thing I know she says "bed, come on" so I end up kissing cuddling & chatting to her for ages, she's telling me how much she's tripping and she really likes me but wants a reliable boyfriend not someone who just wants to shag her. I could actually have done with a sleep now I'm blazing drunk but she wont let me get comfy enough to sleep when I start trying, it was torture almost for a while.

Then all of a sudden she jumps on my face and takes all her clothes of proclaiming she wants sex after all. Licked her out, then went to stick my cock in her and it went from being the mother fucking rock to a piece of flubber! Sooo gutting! She said it didn't matter but we ended up chatting and stuff til 11am, during which time I did try and bang her another twice but for some reason couldn't get it to stay in her, ha. Fucking ballbreaker to say the least.

Been tidying up all day and eating pizzas in the sun, now the hangover has hit. Mate wants me to head and blast some K/MXE/Diamonds but think I'd probably die and become the victim.

TL;DR I know but not a bad bit of crack from a tuesday night I thought I'd post it %)
 
Amsterdam is cool and pretty unique but not a patch on somewhere like Rio De Janeiro. Got to be the best city in the world.

Rockstar as fun as that night sounds the fact you gave in to a birds demands, of not taking drugs (even though she was), makes you a pussy. You've just met her and she's already telling you what to do and you jumped through hoops to please her. Man the fuck up. ;)
 
Afternoon EADD. not posted for a while been slapped with some random IP ban on my home connection :|. Have I missed anything of note over the last ~2 months?

Did Cane sort that out for you in the end?

If not, let me know and I'll give him a slap. :)
 
Did Cane sort that out for you in the end?

If not, let me know and I'll give him a slap. :)

Unfortunately I didn't have a reply. I spoke to someone else and it seems there is a problem with a specific IP range a few ISPs in the UK use so its not as easy as removing a ban or something like that. They said there has been quite a few people affected in the same way :/

I will just have to work around it by using a proxy or something. Thanks for trying to sort it for me though ;)
 
He gets a slap anyway. :)

To be fair he's very new to the admin job and not all that au fait with the techire side of BL yet I imagine.

Oh, and I haven't replied to your last PM - I think you can get La Chouffe in Unicorn in Chorlton (or you could last time I went). They've got a great little beer selection there. Surprised me.
 
<Big long rambling about rockstar being a pussy>

Rockstar as fun as that night sounds the fact you gave in to a birds demands, of not taking drugs (even though she was), makes you a pussy. You've just met her and she's already telling you what to do and you jumped through hoops to please her. Man the fuck up. ;)

You just got told to man up by Spade. Hahahahaha. The best bit is, he's fucking right. Man up floppy =D
 
Yes but essentially my night was better than if I'd sniffed any shitty MXE and she's wanting to come over to mine now to settle this lol so I say it was a winning plan. I was also able to fully ridicule my mates on the MXE when I was pissed to the point one thought he was having a religious experiance his head was so fried, so it all panned out better than sat there in a nick. I'll still be tanking the e's infront of her on sat don't worry ;) it was more that I was duped than led through hoops, you absolute cunts ;)

Edit @ TheStud & parttime child molestor :D
 
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