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Random MSN Gibberings LXI: "The Gringo that every girl wants"

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I know you hate Lonely Planet, but at least their guide books have useful phrases to help with seduction (though it's all a bit more 'have you got a condom?' than 'let's do coke').

Have never been that impressed with their language sections tbh. Apparently back in the day they did contain stuff like "Where can I buy cocaine" etc.

My old dears being a bitch, I finished off the dregs of a bottle of gin last night, was literally half a measure in there and no on in the house drinks gin anyway it's been in there for years. She's saying I need to buy another bottle, will I fuck. Many times I've had a bottle of Havana 7 in and she's had mates round and they've drank the whole bottle, never replaced it. Then she says she's off to the shops so I ask her if she can pick me up a card for my dad and she refuses. No need. 8)
 
am currently sucking on an avatar, yellow bordered one, can feel it coming on :P

fairies were semi generous, not all of what was expected/wanted/needed came through :(

oh well and whoa its just started pissing down!!
 
The faeries don't seem to be listening to me. Cunts.

faeries are like that. they will seduce you into thinking they are imminent then let you down at the last moment like a lead stone....... or is that drug dealers I am thinking of ?
 
Aye waiting for fairies sucks! Unless they are reliable fairies, then it's not so bad.... but when you're hoping for something to show up and it doesn't, that sucks.

I've just about finished the 4-MEC. Got a couple of decent sized lines left, then I'll have some mxe and mong for the rest of the day.
 
Oh yes, I remember my grandmother used to tell me stories about the drug dealers at the bottom of the garden when I was young.
 
Good afternoon, gibberers.

Hope everybody had a decent Friday evening / night. I fell asleep on my ex's couch for the first time (well not the first time, but the first time I didn't end up in her bed) and it wasn't as much of a headfuck as I'd expected. In fact, I got fruit-loaf toast and tea brought to me, which started my day with a vaguely nutritious boost.

The weather here's too unpredictable for a stroll and I'm having to delay my first spliff of the day due to my landlord showing people around. Other than that it's just a case of staving off the booze cravings, stroking the beard and seeing whether anyone's up for non-alcoholic activities.

Happy Saturday, one and all. Make the most of it. :)
 
Weathers shite here too.
Contemplating poppy tea. Though it will probably write off the rest of my day and I did plan on doing things.
 
Afternoon eadd :)

went out for brekfast with my dad which was nice, i spoke to him about my current addiction problems and he understood and said he wont tell anything to me ma lol, as long as i go get some help (which i am this week).

Oh and got a new kitten today, which is awesome :D
 
BnB that's ace on both counts! :)

Chilling here trying to work on a presentation I'm giving next week, and work out how to fit seeing friends into my weekend. And how to pay my rent. Might reward myself with a CWE later if the presentation comes together.. need to hit post office too. Altho it's a Saturday so early closing. Damn..

Sam, I want some fruit loaf toast! <3
 
avatar is kicking in at a nice and steady rate, liquidity is coming on lovely :D

i decided to suck on another one as im thinking last weekends tolerance might effect the full effect so just to be safe :P
 
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whoa major trippiness lol

loving live in this alteruniverse i think this may be the last post as the screen is starting to twist
 
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