Random MSN Gibberings LVII - What Does B&W Stand For, Mummy?

[parttime crackhead]

you keep saying how oyu need to stop taking valium every day and how shit drinking makes you feel, why not give it a rest ay?

Aye. Not the taking/drinking, just the fucking chatting about it.

Has anyone here ever had a love letter from HMS revenue and customs?

%)


Edit - Revenue & Customs isn't a ship btw.

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Edit - Revenue & Customs isn't a ship btw.

I laughed!

 

[monstanoodle]

"Good news, everyone!"

Just been offered the opportunity to release on Phantom Hertz Recordings (based in Portland)
The founder heard my latest track on dubstepforum.com, loved it, listened to more of my tunes on SoundCloud, loved them and sent me an email ^_^
Need to sort out the album for Methodology first before I get involved with any other labels but yea - I'm well chuffed
Things have really picked up this past year... It's quite mental actually! :D

Also he told me to send him my email addy so he can send me promos of past, present and future releases w00p!

 

[parttime crackhead]

^ Nice one man. Well in! I wish I had the motivation/talent to actually sit & make some decent tunes, my attention span is fucking pish though & if it's not banging after 10 minutes I get sick of it & just do something else lol.

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Nice one monstanoodle! Good tings coming your way.

I've just had two drunk mates on the phone, who've been to their 24 year old mates funeral and wake today, so are pissed as fuck, ringing me up to direct them home/to mine. Thank fuck for google maps, and one of them being slightly more coherent than the other. I used to live in the area they are lost in, so that helped too.

Makes me appreciate the fact I've got google maps on my phone for when I get totally and utterly lost. Funny the things we come to take for granted.

I got them to their destination! Wooo, that was hard work!

 

[brimz]

Good on ya Monsta , you got ever reason to be well chuffed.

 

[monstanoodle]

^ Nice one man. Well in! I wish I had the motivation/talent to actually sit & make some decent tunes, my attention span is fucking pish though & if it's not banging after 10 minutes I get sick of it & just do something else lol.

Good on ya Monsta , you got ever reason to be well chuffed.

Nice one monstanoodle! Good tings coming your way.

Thankyou very much peeps I never expect people to approach me about things like this (releasing stuff, playing gigs etc.) so it's a proper Brucey Bonus when it happens :D

PTC - Aw I have days like that too mate. I recently went through a 2 month period of not being able to make music and it always makes me horribly depressed when that happens, but it does come back eventually - usually with a vengence - so just need to try remember it'll turn up eventually with your inspiration and creative drive in it's dirty, sciving pockets!

I've just had two drunk mates on the phone, who've been to their 24 year old mates funeral and wake today, so are pissed as fuck, ringing me up to direct them home/to mine. Thank fuck for google maps, and one of them being slightly more coherent than the other. I used to live in the area they are lost in, so that helped too.

Makes me appreciate the fact I've got google maps on my phone for when I get totally and utterly lost. Funny the things we come to take for granted.

I got them to their destination! Wooo, that was hard work!

Jeebus Cherry, sounds like a bit of a mission! Can't blame them for being hammered though ay? I'd likely be in a mess myself. But bravo for trying to get sensibility and reason to two drunk messes ~♥

Right, I'm gunna finish my drink in bed watching some comedy then pass out!
N'nighty night nite nyt you lovely bass-tards!
~~

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Reversed body clock! Gaaaaaaaaaah! I've become a badger.

 

[mattnotrik]

Just cracking into my second half of the assignment, nearly thrown myself out of the window a few times already, been at it since 11 this morning.. I had to format all these cells for some spread sheet, ended up being like a total of 800 cells and I did half of it wrong and well......my eyes are burning looking at this screen every seconds killing me

 

[Jabberwocky]

morning all. congrats monsta and well done cherry

feel a bit goggy this morning, didn't drink anything last night, just ended up having a few benzos cos my boyf got fed up of me constantly shouting 'FUCK!!!' at the top of my voice for almost no reason. was quite highly strung after a horrendous day's attempted work and not making them gym- should be there this time in an hour defo.

need to cut down the weed a bit, getting costly as tolerance has rocketed.

 

[Myshkin]

need to cut down the weed a bit, getting costly as tolerance has rocketed.

Know the feeling. Must take a break at some point because there's barely any point smoking it right now. It's hardly social either, when your non-or-moderately smoking mates all start to fall asleep around you.

Monsta - much deserved congratulations! Don't forget EADD when the money and fame kick in, yeah? Really glad things have taken a turn for the better.

 

[Jabberwocky]

lol i think i have an enforced 2 day break in late april and another longer one in the summer, going away for work, not worth the risk. i can't contemplate an un-forced break because of the insomnia that will ensue- benzos make me way groggier in the morning than weed so would be bad for my work.

the stuff i go away for with work is usually exhausting enough that the insonmia can be avoided with v small amounts of benzos. in the meantime just gonna try waiting as long as possible to the first spliff of the day and hope that in general smoking less will have some effect on tolerance, though obviously a proper break would be far better.

and yeah its not exactly social, but some of my mates, none of whom toke, like the fact i'm a stoner cos i let them smoke cigs in my house wshen they're not even allowed to in their own house!!!

 

[Danny Weed]

"Good news, everyone!"

Just been offered the opportunity to release on Phantom Hertz Recordings (based in Portland)
The founder heard my latest track on dubstepforum.com, loved it, listened to more of my tunes on SoundCloud, loved them and sent me an email ^_^
Need to sort out the album for Methodology first before I get involved with any other labels but yea - I'm well chuffed
Things have really picked up this past year... It's quite mental actually! :D

Also he told me to send him my email addy so he can send me promos of past, present and future releases w00p!

Congrats man, exciting stuff.

 

[Myshkin]

the stuff i go away for with work is usually exhausting enough that the insonmia can be avoided with v small amounts of benzos. in the meantime just gonna try waiting as long as possible to the first spliff of the day and hope that in general smoking less will have some effect on tolerance, though obviously a proper break would be far better.

I always tend to roll a couple at bedtime, intending one to be the last smoke of the day and the other to be for when I inevitably wake up around 3 in the morning and want to drift back off. All it means is I wake up stoned and want another. Self-deception. Wonderful thing.

Weed dilates my pupils just enough so that some people have never seen my actual eye colour and assume they're very dark brown. It's only when I'm on opies or taking an occasional break that people realise they're not. It's like a double Bowie thing, if you get what I mean.

I've been wrongly accused of having had a toot in the past, purely because I hadn't smoked weed for a couple of days! Extreme irony...

 

[Jabberwocky]

owww sam you made me feel a little better about my own situation there- i often wake up in the night but more than 50% of the time drift back off again without anything.

luckily i DO have dark brown eyes anyway. i think my mums the only one who can tell whether i'm stoned by my eyes, and she has to kind of hold my face and properly look at them to tell, which now im older she wont do...

 

[tekkeN]

another pat on the back from me Monsta! seriously well done, the amount of people trying to get into that game you should be really proud

and chinup I know the feeling of weed tolerance going up, I switched to hash and now skunk tends to blow my mind a bit, especially some of the proper smelly you get round Leeds.. prefer solid anyway has such a lovely smell, if you can get it have a few weeks on that, still costs money but when you go back to green you should find your tolerance has gone down a lot

ahh, another fairly dull day of doing this essay today, but its my sisters last day of school so hopefully she will be up for going out an getting pissed, its super sunny an nice here but getting a bit tired of just sitting in the flat on my own.. can go for nice walks in the gorgeous weather but still on my own

 

[bignbrown]

If a company sends out my passport and bank card which i lost surely they would do it special delivery for the passport yes?

Want my bank card back so i can go and scout out some paramol at some pharms

edit: great, seems the postman actually walked by my house and just went onto the next lol.

 

[Jabberwocky]

prefer solid anyway has such a lovely smell

damn straight!! think i'd never ever smoke skunk if it was just as easy to get hash. can only get it in manc atm, though need a trek over anyway, haven't seen my manc mates, who also happen to be my favourite people in all the world, in ages.

good luck with the essay and hope your sis is up for going out. sitting around alone all day is fucking depressing.

 

[tekkeN]

ha same as me then! have seen it in leeds a couple of times but in manchester got 2 good contacts for it, always various types and good prices, mmmm

there is that infamous bunch in leeds that give out there 'business cards' that always have hash, but its crap quality

 

[Myshkin]

I remember the one and only 'business card' I ever saw, many moons ago.

To be fair it was pretty 'professional' considering only a complete idiot would produce these things and then leave them in a phone box, but I wish I'd kept it if only because it said "Phone G" at the bottom.

I mean really...