Random MSN Gibberings LVII - What Does B&W Stand For, Mummy?

[smackcraft]

Afternoon of evil hellfire people

Still hurt t'fuck, and apparently it's a counsin's BDay which we're off out for....
I just want to stay home and go "ow.... ow..." instead of having to sit through yet another meal with those loud bastards...

im sorry was i really that rough i didnt mean it

On serious note , how come ur all hurt ?

Why no tell yer folks your feeling like shite and dont want to go ?

 

[effie]

Aw monsta, hope it goes ok!

Afternoon EADD, had a lush day in the park with some lovely BLers yesterday, off to subloaded later, just had a nice nap then a line of something to perk me up

 

[monstanoodle]

lol No worries SC and cheers Effie

I went out on Friday and danced myself into a mess. I was very.... very... drunk so likely didn't realise how much I would ache.

 

[smackcraft]

lol No worries SC and cheers Effie

I went out on Friday and danced myself into a mess. I was very.... very... drunk so likely didn't realise how much I would ache.

Wow sorry gerty i really like your picture but i have to be honest i think we should start seeing other people ,, but believe me when i say this, its not you, its me


..............

Anway , if its a party there will be drink ?

that will sort you out . good old hair of the dog ya know

 

[monstanoodle]

That's fine I know you really have feelings for Sam

Well yea, but it'll be the hair of the dog of the hair of the dog of the hair of the dog of the hair of the dog of the hair of the dog of ad. infinitum. lol.
Anyway, gunna wait for my bloke to deliver my bags and watch snooker in the mean time - Final yo!

 

[smackcraft]

That's fine I know you really have feelings for Sam Yeah im kind of thinking of letting her go tbh, she kind of had a bit of a bucket hole ya know and im trying to think of an eas way to let her down .. any ideas ?




Well yea, but it'll be the hair of the dog of the hair of the dog of the hair of the dog of the hair of the dog of the hair of the dog of ad. infinitum. lol.
Anyway, gunna wait for my bloke to deliver my bags and watch snooker in the mean time - Final yo!

Who is playing ? and yeah not good idead to do that many hairs of the dogs or you going to end up with this ....

he he

anyone for a BLT with out the L so a BT ? im making

 

[Myshkin]

i want some so badly but it seems sad having them on my own somehow haha

Never be ashamed of having chips on your own. Good idea though. Better than less savoury solo pursuits. Of which I know nothing, Father.

Glad I'm not expected to turn up in public today like you Monsta. I have a pirate's stubble, blotchy skin, the ghost of a hangover and I'm exhausted from spending the night tripping and talking utter shite.

Shouting "What did Sutcliffe ever do to you?" to a woman who's trying to pretend she doesn't know you isn't the best look. Especially as it would've looked for all the world like I was chasing her. Worst of all, nobody called the cops.

Manchester, eh?

 

[parttime crackhead]

Some of the comments on the internet about Kelvingrove on Friday are priceless

the guy talking to the police with the sol box on his head while drinking an actual bottle of sol through a gap in the box casual as, made my day. After I saw that I knew how it was going to end up

a horse didnt die its getting put down soon cause it got bottled rapid!

does no one else hold a bit of pride that here in Glasgow, while every other cunt around the UK had picnics and drank tea, we drunkenly fought off the police and potentially killed a horse. I hold great pride in the people of this fine city for their reasoned and mild mannered response to the polis arrival

 

[wibble]

hahaha

 

[TheSpade]

Only in Glasgow. :D

Shows what the Scots think of the royal family. In the words of the Scottish Socialist party "You can stick the royal wedding up yer arse".

 

[Infinite Jest]

Wibble, I'm out of town, but just to let you know, I do not need much persuasi
on to eat fish and chips...

 

[TheSpade]

Why would eating fish & chips alone be anymore of a problem than eating anything alone?

 

[nomy]

Not sure why, but other peoples leftovers always taste better. Especially chips. That's one advantage of eating with my missus. She can't match me for appetite. Bleedin ell, thinking about chips has made me fancy some Chinese chips. What is it with Chinese chips?

 

[TheSpade]

They are usually shit IMO. Prefer chippy chips if going to a takeaway for some.

 

[nomy]

Naaa, chinese chips round ere are so much nicer that the usual chippy chips for some reason. Fuck me I need to eat......

 

[monstanoodle]

Well after a some Ibuprofen, a short walk and a massive couple of smokes of gear, I'm ready to go out for this BDay meal
Should be nice to have a lush curry and a few beers (well maybe more than a few)

Hope everyone else has a good evening ~~ Much love and catch you later!

 

[bignbrown]

drank near 2 bottles of wine and still feel awful, gaaaaaaaaaaah, gonna go eat some chicken like a **racist**.

 

[TheSpade]

I fancy a bottle of wine, have been trying to resist going to the shops and getting one all day. My bank balance is saying no.

 

[DS_]

Going out with some of the queer bluelighters to some shitty night with a shoddy soundsystem tonight. Just having a wash then heading back out. Probs gonna be terrible.

 

[effie]

Piss off. I'm going to avoid you tonight

edit: cider festival in our local pub opposite our flat has been playing shit music all day but just started with a bit of toots and the maytals, woo!