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Random MSN Gibberings LVI - Until You've Lived It Like, Divn't Preach It

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^ It's as good a form of exercise as any and probably healthier than most in the long run :D

Sadie: Am just dandy thanks. Although spider season appears to have started. Big bugger just scuttled across me floor. I feckin' hate spiders :!

*shudders*
 
My other half just called a clunge a Pie.

Talking about gyno's I said I could never do that job as some women would be unwashed and a bit stinky.

His reply being "Imagine staring down at a great big hairy unwashed pie, boak"


That's a crackin word for it. Shall be stored for future use me thinks.
 
Ewwww Pie crust. That's just nasty shammy.


Ugh, I also dislike spiders immensely. I remember the biggest one I ever saw was in the bathroom just about the sink, you know where I'm talking about. Anyway this huge fucker was sat there EATING a smaller spider of the same type. Fucking cannibal. It even scraped the paint off my wall with his fangs. You could see the blue paint ( from the previous owner ) that had been exposed from under a few coats of white. Nasty fuckers so they are.
 
Yeah, I've conquered my fear and am now able to catch one in a glass and release it back into the wild but some are of a temperament and size and are not in a location I'm able to do so. In those cases, ooot comes the hoover!


I had one the other day. Lights were low and everyone in bed and I put a glass over it. Wasn't until I actually got the glass over it I realised how HUGE the fucker was. It barely fit in the pint glass and it was ANGRY! Real angry. Anyway, I threw it out the back but it looked like it went back on me. I screamed like a little girl. The other half came running out the bedhroom to find out who had been murdered. Felt awful for waking him up. The shriek came out of no where and could not be helped.

For the next hour I could swear that shitter was on me! Kept jumping at every tingle and sensation on my body. Bastards so they are.
 
still going strong on the oxy :D done around 100mg since midday, real nice im just so damn itchy!

Hows everyone elses day been?
 
The RZA said:
Sadie, that looks fuckin ace!
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I'm the same honey. Fucking freaks me out. Mate of mine said the other day that one fell in her bed. I'm always freaked out by the thought of that happening. I check my bed even though I have never, not once seen a spider in my room.

Another thing that gives me the boak are those stats that say you swallow x amount of spiders during your sleep a year. GROSS

Acidtek said:
Fucking spiders, I can't go to sleep once I know one is in the room!
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bignbrown said:
still going strong on the oxy :D done around 100mg since midday, real nice im just so damn itchy!

Hows everyone elses day been?
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Bland day, good night. Glad to hear you're having yourself a good evening BnB. Nice one. Never tried Oxy but you seem chuffed enough. I like that. Enjoy the rest of the night you.
 
My day has been short so far but plenty more where that came from :)

The thing that freaks me out most when trying to escort spiders from the premises is when you are "guiding" them towards a door or window with a magazine or summat and they suddenly charge at you at a bazillion miles an hour. They tend to get flung away in panic and - yes - I also scream like a girl. And then spend the rest of the day wondering where the hell they got flung to in panic in case they come back for revenge :!

Sadie: I remember hearing recently that that spider swallowing thing is a myth. Whether it is or not it is officially a myth in my mind anyway. They apparently taste of prawns so are probably quite tasty but don't intend to find out.
 
Haha, I've not heard minge being called pie for ages. It used to be called Hairy Pie round this parts too!

Still, it sounds better than calling it an Axe Wound.
 
Shammy, that just made me burst out laughing. Your post was that funny I read it out loud to the other half.


BIG MISTAKE, he started talking about camel spiders. Now he wont let up. It's giving me the boak.
 
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