Leccy cooker too. Fuck. Hadn't even though about that. Stocked up me storecupboard the last few weeks cos I was running outta food fairly regularly for a while and never even considered I wouldn't be able to eat any of it 8)
Cold hard truth of the matter is I don't have mates as such in the real world wot I live in. Acquaintances and "associates" but not what ya'd call a mate to be found even down the back of the sofa. Except when Mrs Shambles comes to visit sometimes - she's a willowy lass and I'm a moderately podgy kinda fella so she has been known to get squished down the back of the sofa on occasion
Will sort summat out I'm sure. But we all know bitchin' bout stuff is a damn fine pressure release valve at times and BL is - amongst other things - a great place to vent and rain down furious rantypantery at cuntfuckin', waste of spacin', soul-suckin', asset-strippin' "service providers" wot provide nowt but nightmares and fuckery from hell