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Shambles said:
I tend to stick with the ladygirl but whatever floats yer boat, Blue ;)
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only men for me but do admit to having a lady crush on Rhianna lol other than that they can keep there fish boxes to themselves lol
 
pontifex01 said:
Sadie, excellent picture :D. I can't believe the detail on those things...

Speaking of farting and burping around your partner, I normally do indulge and make a joke out of it, however I'm ill today and the only painkillers I have in the house are paracetamol suppositories. And let me tell you, no amount of joking or giggling could cover the horror that comes stealthily creeping out of my arsehole about once an hour. I'm managing to keep it a secret from the woman so far. Thankfully I'm an insomniac and she isn't so as soon as she nods off I'm going to let rip for all I'm worth. The trick is to stick your bum out of the sheets/duvet or you'll end up dying from carbon monoxide poisoning.

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No stick her head under it will make you a closer/better couple lol
 
pontifex01 said:
Sadie, excellent picture :D. I can't believe the detail on those things...

Speaking of farting and burping around your partner, I normally do indulge and make a joke out of it, however I'm ill today and the only painkillers I have in the house are paracetamol suppositories. And let me tell you, no amount of joking or giggling could cover the horror that comes stealthily creeping out of my arsehole about once an hour. I'm managing to keep it a secret from the woman so far. Thankfully I'm an insomniac and she isn't so as soon as she nods off I'm going to let rip for all I'm worth. The trick is to stick your bum out of the sheets/duvet or you'll end up dying from carbon monoxide poisoning.

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Well, I thought the detail to be good too but you don't know the exact scale they are so perhaps it might just be standard size piping rather than micro piping. Either way, it's beyond my abilities.


Your parping story nearly made me choke on a piece of bread. I could not stop laughing.
 
Ended up just munching a fry up after that GBL earlier then heading out for a cruise in mates car, swift pint and a massive jungle mix spliff. Eaten soo much now it's like meal no 7 today :D, had cheeseybeano's on potato's left from dinner when I got back. Chooooompa!!!!

This weekend is going to be turbo wicked like. Catching up with a rake of mates tomorro, pints, munch, wander about town. Then my bday sat, Dave Clarke, some proper class beans and an eighth of wonk for the aftermath up at my buddies house. Cannot wait! =D %)
 
I had the best intentions of waking up today and staying awake. Would have worked too but despite a "housewifes" helper I didn't get to sleep till round 2am. I think 5 hours sleep is a bit ambitious of me to start a full day when I've been lazying around like a cat for the better part of two weeks.


I'm setting my alarm for 10:45 This gives me 2 hours. That should make up to 7 hours sleep. Should be good enough to run off of IMO. Here goes.


Morning and goodnight EADD.
 
i some how hit my snooze several times. ( about an hour and 15 minutes ) FECK!

The more sleep you get the more tired you are. Its rubbish.
 
Morning all. Horrid night's sleep due to massive heartburn. Seem to get it all the time at the moment. Counsellor thinks I may have another ulcer. Almost hope it is cos they're dead easy to treat now. As long as it's just the infection type. Ho-hum. Need to put me script in at the docs today so may see him while I'm there. Would mean sitting around for bloody hours though. Open surgery so no appointment needed today. Just the patience of a saint to sit there with a number and hope for the best. Not with this hangover, methinks.
 
Afternooooon :D

Gah, hope you feel better soon Shambles. Pretty much all ulcers are caused by infection so if it is that you should get sorted easily at least :) crazy that a bacteria can live in our stomachs, bathed in hydrochloric acid.. got to admire it really! Although less so when it happens to you I imagine.

Really tired today, tempted to have a sneaky nap..
 
I did the nap thing today Effie.

Now I just feel confuzzled and missed out on my day.


Tomorrow is another day and I plan to NOT have a nap.
 
I got an 'awwwh' in the florist's today.

I went in and said I needed a bunch of flowers delivered. The woman asked what sort of bunch and I told her ''I need a bunch that says 'I've already apologised and been forgiven..but I'm still very sorry' ''.

I just hope the flowers give the right message :)
 
Last of me tramadol seems to have dealt with the hangover surprisingly well. Time to head out to the docs in a bit but still don't really fancy the wait. The appointments system is such a pile of wank since they started insisting that you can only book an appointment on the day. Unless you phone them the second they open you've got no chance. And the phonelines are jammed at that time cos everyone knows it 8)

I had an ulcer for years, Effie. Hurt like fuck - was so glad when they finally discovered it was caused by bacteria cos a week on some (fairly hardcore) antibiotics and it was gone after almost a decade of suffering. No wonder they got the Nobel Prize for discovering the true cause.

Nap sounds good due to lack of proper sleep. Need to do the doc thang first really cos I'm all scripted out and will seriously regret it if I don't put it in for tomorrow :|

Also, halloo thar, Signor Luigi. Awwww <3
 
All is well now that my apology has released a lot of stress in my mind :)

I've been spending my free time making music and writing, rather than sitting on the internet with no goals..or getting drunk to pass the time. I don't even have a couple of night time cans anymore. Strictly big weekend blowouts (where I am, surprisingly, better behaved than before).

You keeping well yourself?
 
Edit: Yeah Don, Things have been pretty quiet around here. Or maybe it's just me thats been quiet. I'm not sure.


Do ya know what is a real kick in the balls ( If I had them they'd be sore as fuck )

Why is it when I have to deal with stress ( like that in itself isn't hard enough ) My IBS comes back with a vengeance. Not fair! I just don't want to be in pain!

Me being the idiot just had a cuppa coffee too. WHY? IDIOT. Hopefully my meds will kick in soon. Either that or I'm taking another couple in a few minutes. Gonna go get some paracetamol soon too.


Fuck the budget, I'm gonna get a sneaky bottle of wine for tonight as well.


Ah, I can hear the local helicopter over head. Someone's been naughty in Neds ville yet again. That's not been too bad lately. Think it's only been 3 weeks to a month since I last heard them out. Pretty good going for round here.
 
Is IBS not exacerbated by stress anyway, Sadie? Always thought it was one of those things that can be triggered by stress (if you happen to have it anyway) or at least kick it up a notch. Hopefully stress will soon be less stressful and things will be less shitty in general <3

Still working on summoning up the energy to leave the house here 8)
 
I did not know that a Nobel Prize was won for discovering the bacteria that causes ulcers Shammy - learn something every day :) hope your heartburn is all sorted soon, ulcer for years sounds horrible 8o

Sadie, hope you feel better soon :( stress makes pretty much everything worse in my experience so a bottle of wine may well be therapeutic! I might go the same way myself tonight..

We get loads of helicopters overhead, often more than once a day. Thought it was lots of people being naughty / looking out for weed growers but decided we might be on some kind of training flight path! They are so loud, really annoying.

Also awww Don :)
 
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