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Went out to pick up my girlfriend and met her at Central Station( 5 mins from my flat). Fuck sakes, its amazing how much you quickly sober up when your suddenly surrounded by crazy folk all fighting. Why do people go out for a night and start fighting, strange strange people !

Walked back past the sub club and the place is banging. Why the fuck am I not in there out my nut on tons of pills I dont know.=D
 
Sadie said:
Ha ha ha ha, Weirdo.


Cornish folk eh? ;)
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Haha.
He's not the first one to be caught 'round here.

I told a friend last night and they immediately (albeit incorrectly) guessed someone else as being the suspect. lol.

Shambles said:
Indeed.



"Part of what was going on"?!? Sounds like the farmer wants prosecuting too for aiding and abetting a chronicly shit wanker. Bad enough he's got the slurry and animal sex thing to deal with but trying to turn him on to kids as well is just plain mean :D

That story is so good I don't want him put away - I want him set free so they can report him for it again next week too =D

Why not just let him wank in the shit? He's not hurting anyone except when they try to foil his libido by washing stuff. Let the poor man have his wicked(ly funny) way with the dung, I say. And keep us all updated in the paper too =D
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This.

I think they should make a reality T.V show of it and make £££'s.
 
Morning, all :)

Could've sworn I mentioned starting a geebee dream diary in here with DS t'other day but seems not. Wasn't planning on actually posting on here but ya gotta get the lil blighters down quick or lose them so tough titty. Was pretty wacky even by geebee dream standards so maybe not too painful... Lengthy, very badly composed due to rapid typing, quite possibly a bit tmi, and more for my memory's sake than summat you'd really want to read on a Sunday morning. Or ever. Really. But...

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Righty. Didn't know I'd fallen asleep (geebee dream standard opening) and was just innocently playing GTA: San Andreas. Was being chased by a copper but couldn't shoot him cos had no ammo so started punching him but he wouldn't go down. Then started to fend me off. Thought it odd cos they don't usually do that but kept at it cos it was quite good fun just twatting him. More coppers arrive so I leg it back to me house chased by one who gets in the house with me. Seems really fiddly to shut the doors so I reach out with my actual hand and shut it. Game has become rather 3D and immersive at this point without me noticing...

So, run through the house shutting loads of doors behind me (house is on the large side it seems) but he corners me in the utility room. Punching also has little effect but spot a knife so grab it and start getting stabby. My but he takes some stabbing. Body seems to have just the consistency I'd imagine one has when being stabbed up a bit too. Eventually get him down after repeated stabbing in the eyes, head, neck and kidneys but he doesn't die - just passes out. So I stab him a bit more. Still not dead. So I get creative and cut his clothes off for giggles. His cock'n'balls are just too tempting a target so cut his cock off and pop it in his mouth then his nadgers and drape them decoratively over his nose. Still alive so off come the arms (take quite some hacking to get through the bone too).

Gets a bit weird now...

He's still alive so I decide to eat his bollocks to see the reaction. Good reaction but am getting bored of tormenting him by this point so chop his little toe off with some scissors that he had hidden in his trousers. Yes he did. Am starving by now and there seems to be food and wine everywhere so tuck in. All tastes great too. What's that at the window? Flashing lights outside. Time to go. Go where? To the party across the street of course.

Party is full of women but all dressed in so many layers they look like mitchelin men so start to cut their jumpers and cardies off (this is GTA remember - you're meant to do stuff like that) but after much cutting she has no boobies so try again with one of the other girls by now crowding around. This goes on for some time.

Then a load of black women turn up who seem to find the attempted rape thang sexy so get cracking on the shearing (scissors are shears by now to assist in getting through layers). They do have boobies and I have a big black shiny willy and appear intent to use it and do. She's very keen but says it's a shame neither one will be able to cum. She is right. So have another attempt with one of the crowd. Then another. And a few more. No luck. Hot sweaty frustration abounds all arounds.

Next hordes of gangsters and soldiers start turning up and try to shoot us all with an escalatingly extreme selection of boomsticks but are all crap shots. I still struggle to make guns go shooty but get the hang of it and spend an eternity running from room to room with partygoers all clinging to me cos I seem to be doing better at escape than most. But all in treacleslow-motion, naturally.

Finally make it into some kind of police-run cinema cum theatre cum music venue cum games tournament but am desperate for a wee at this point. Todger is still hanging out and by now has gone white along with the rest of me and realise people keep calling me by my real name since the attempted mass-rape. Look at my arms and they are my own - all covered in faded scars and stuff. Suspicions that this may not be entirely real that have been growing steadily for some time now are now rather strong but am walking around confused leaving a trail of piss at this point so wake up and have a wee then come tell y'all about it.


Was quite a bit more went on but only need to remember the gist of it. If anything. Probably not even that. Tis rather tl:dr as they say, I know. Especially being someone else's dull dream snippets with no changes made. But will cut 'n' paste it somewhere on a disc for my own entertainment probably anyway so maybe only a temporary home you'll be glad to know. Was just the quickest way of writing to remember. In case I decide it's worth remembering.

Think that one probably says rather a lot about me but bloody hope not 8o
 
GlasgowE said:
Went out to pick up my girlfriend and met her at Central Station( 5 mins from my flat). Fuck sakes, its amazing how much you quickly sober up when your suddenly surrounded by crazy folk all fighting. Why do people go out for a night and start fighting, strange strange people !

Walked back past the sub club and the place is banging. Why the fuck am I not in there out my nut on tons of pills I dont know.=D
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It sold out a while ago mate.
 
Morning morning crew ;)

Not really morning where I am but I just got up so it is the morning to me. Got a shit load of work to finish for Monday morning and I just want to mong out all day. Why do I always agree to stuff needing done over the weekend?! :! :p
 
Hey, Shambles! :) Things not too bad over here (apart from the fucking work I need to do).

Lack of drugs meant less interest in reading about all of EADD's lovely people's abundance of sparkle-producing substance (ab)use. :p

I hope to rectify this as soon as possible. :D
 
Unfortunately, my line of work doesn't go well with sparkly stuff. My brain needs to be fully functional and not half retarded (in the best possible way of course). I did it once and it was almost a disaster.
 
Still not feeling all that grand, rash is still there but hey! I've managed to do most of the housework. I'm even on my third load of laundry. Not too shabby for someone who has lain on the sofa most of the day.
 
captain codshit said:
Good pills with a sixth of a gramme of MDMA in them now cost about £5 each aswell so it work's out about the same atm IMO/IME.
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Still £10 on average round here. White camels yesterday afternoon. I only sniffed half of one as I'd already been battering a ton of MD from the night before so couldn't tell you how good they were.

coollemon said:
It sold out a while ago mate.
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Friday sold out a while ago. I'm pretty sure Saturday didn't. Friday was the fucking ultimate btw.
 
Arsery and bull-balls. Last cig has just been puffed. Gonna have to go try forage some baccy from fuck know's where. And my leccy will be gone by tomorrow yet again. Fuck's sake - still got till feckin' Thursday before I have any pennies of my own and have already had to borrow 20 quids to put in the meter just a few days back :!
 
but i think the real travesty here is the part about wanting tobacco
 
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