Random MSN Gibberings LIV: teh polis are watching us!

[watsons torment]

Yay for Watson!

Glad to hear all's well.

glad to see you're back as well man, hope things worked out well for you at rehab dude :D

Congratulations. You could start growing some super chilli's if you've still got the equipment.

the equipment is long gone, probably to some coppers grow house no doubt.

Glad your in the clear watson! Did you still end up getting a fine/community service?

Good news anyway

I got NOTHING!, not guilty!. i've already got a caution for cultivation of cannabis so if i did get found guilty it was certainly going to be a custodial sentence.

Lucky for me the truth prevailed and it was clear to see that the property i was subletting was being used as a grow house by the tenants(who have now vanished without a trace) i was letting to and of course I had no idea this was going on, or i would have contacted the necessary authorities.

 

[Jabberwocky]

congrats watson. massive relief!!!

i've just had some really quick, decent nhs service!!! in 8-10 days time i will know whats going on with my arm. i was first told the wait would be 13 weeks. got a second opinion from a doctor who unlike the first didn't seem to think i was trying to con them out of an x ray, you can actually see one of the pins through the skin plus massive surgical scar so that was a bit odd. anyway this doctor gave me the relevant paper work to get the x ray done immediately. i was getting bad anxiety about it due to intermittent immobilisation so i'm just soooo relieved.

 

[cletus]

Great news watson, good to have you back old chap

 

[wibble]

Great news watson!!

 

[monstanoodle]

HIDEY HO!

this time last week i was almost certain i'd be spending the near future tucked up in a cold gray cell sharing my tobacco stash and bumhole with big delroy - but alas due to the excellent work of my lawyer and the shoddy evidence collecting/handling procedures of the police. I am free to sit here in my boxer shorts smoking a fat doobie while my wife makes me bacon and eggs.

FEELS GOOD MAN!

hope you've all been keeping well :D and expect to see more of me round this place now that the bullshit is over!

PEACE! WT:D

Fuckin Ayyyyyyyy!!!! ^_^
Nice one Watty Dead glad to hear it man! Enjoy your freedom, spliff and Bacon & Eggs

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In other news, as I left the docs office this morning, an old lady asked me:

Are you from outer space?

.... "No... " I said, smiling.

Oh ok, jus' checkin' **Laughs**

**Me with a befuzzled look on my face**
Yet

Hope yer all doin well people! ♥~~♥

 

[McPanda]

Fuck YASS ! Watson !!

Quite right also !

Good to have yo back

 

[parttime crackhead]

HIDEY HO!

this time last week i was almost certain i'd be spending the near future tucked up in a cold gray cell sharing my tobacco stash and bumhole with big delroy - but alas due to the excellent work of my lawyer and the shoddy evidence collecting/handling procedures of the police. I am free to sit here in my boxer shorts smoking a fat doobie while my wife makes me bacon and eggs.

FEELS GOOD MAN!

hope you've all been keeping well :D and expect to see more of me round this place now that the bullshit is over!

PEACE! WT:D

Well in!!! Glad to hear it.

My mate just sent me a picture of him & some clown that won x-factor from the brit awards last night. I'm raging at him. Apparently he met that x-factor cunt, Michael McIntyre, Justin Beiber, the absolute wank that does that Keith Lemon shit & Fearne Cotton but he didn't even headbutt one of them. Fucking shitebag. I'd have proudly got charged for glassing Michael McIntyre given half the chance.

 

[TheSpade]

Michael McIntrye is the best of all of them, he's funny. The rest are annoying cunts and Keith Lemon defo deserves to be glassed or nutted. Fearne Cotton would get it though I suppose!

How did me meet them?

 

[Infinite Jest]

Nice one Watson

 

[TheSpade]

P.S.
Who did win the XFactor I left before it finished?

 

[parttime crackhead]

Michael McIntrye is the best of all of them, he's funny. The rest are annoying cunts and Keith Lemon defo deserves to be glassed or nutted. Fearne Cotton would get it though I suppose!

How did me meet them?

He won VIP Brit Awards shit through his work. Table, after-party, 5 star hotel etc. Jammy cunt. I'm assuming he met them at the after-party.

Michael McIntyre is not funny.

 

[felix]

HIDEY HO!

this time last week i was almost certain i'd be spending the near future tucked up in a cold gray cell sharing my tobacco stash and bumhole with big delroy - but alas due to the excellent work of my lawyer and the shoddy evidence collecting/handling procedures of the police. I am free to sit here in my boxer shorts smoking a fat doobie while my wife makes me bacon and eggs.

FEELS GOOD MAN!

hope you've all been keeping well :D and expect to see more of me round this place now that the bullshit is over!

PEACE! WT:D

PHEW!!! thank fuck man, delighted to hear it. sorry you won't get to meet Delroy, maybe next time. :D

Michael McIntrye is the best of all of them, he's funny. The rest are annoying cunts and Keith Lemon defo deserves to be glassed or nutted.

fuck right off, Michael McIntyre is an unfunny annoying middle class prick.

keith lemon is a genius. watch his entire documentary series on youtube, it's hilarious.

 

[smik2]

Michael McIntrye is fucking shite.

 

[monstanoodle]

N'night you EADDuuuhhhhhz ~♥

 

[TheSpade]

keith lemon is a genius

Most horrible "comedian" ever.

 

[DS_]

Michael McIntrye is fucking shite.

I couldn't agree more. I can't decide if I hate him more than Chris Moyles though. Both unfunny cunts.

 

[monstanoodle]

Marrrrnin' peeps Hope we're well!
Only slept 5 hours or so but I'm feelin fresh Ain't complaining though

fuck right off, Michael McIntyre is an unfunny annoying middle class prick.

keith lemon is a genius. watch his entire documentary series on youtube, it's hilarious.

Felix is in the know

McIntyre can have his moments, but he does piss the fuck out of me
He's a bit of a ... there's no other way to put it rather than to say that he's a "BBC 1" comedian

Leigh Francis (aka. Keefffff Lemon aka. All of Bo! Selecta) on the other hand is absolutely class!
Maybe some people don't get his style of comedy due to him being from the north? I dunno, but he's fuckin amazing at observation and the way he deals with it.
It's sort of like he's a kind of "2nd generation Reeves & Mortimer" all in one :D

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Oh my god I almost forgot!

Most horrible "comedian" ever.

Fuck off Spade n go get some Hep C, Coke-fuelled poontang ♥

 

[parttime crackhead]

Keith Lemon can fuck right off. I absolutely hate that cunt. His chat is horrendously unfunny. "Holly Willabooby! Holly Willabooby! Potato! Potato!" C'mon to fuck!!! I hope he dies in a fire.

 

[felix]

watch this and tell me Leigh Francis (i.e. the guy who plays Keith Lemon etc.) isn't funny:

Bo Selecta - Charlie Bear Busted


by the way, good morning, morning crew.

 

[pinkpapaver]

im gonn go inta comedy i think. i can make people laugh laugh laugh