Random MSN Gibberings CII: Jinjad by jancrow

[missing old pills]

Let the bone see the dog - reveal yourself

 

[rockstar 69]

Lol you are deluded.

Back to ignore and off to bed for me.

 

[missing old pills]

A friend of mine went to go down on a girl once. Upon removing her underwear he discovered upon closer inspection they resembled something like Silverstone on a wet day. He's not put his face anywhere near a womans ladybits since. True story.

Good job it didn't look like Brands snatch!

See what I did there

 

[Marmalade]

Lol you are deluded.

Back to ignore and off to bed for me.

nite nite

 

[Marmalade]

I don't get on with anyone either is that funny?

Unique clique cool as fuck

and you get a huge hug (whether you want one or not) for providing many lols with your running commentary.

it was much appreciated and funny as fuck at times

The mooncup. That is a cup full of your bodily fluid, is it not? You talked about how some people drank it. Seeing as you fill a cup up with it it's a safe assumption that you drink it.
.

I'm fucking howling like fuck and doubled over with laughter. do you even know how it gets filled you lunatic?

fuck me sideways. tears are running down my face I swear

 

[knock]

Misogynistic and proud. What bullshit Marmz? I'm a cunt and I know it.

You're not a cunt though, you're just a daft wee laddie, who's lost because his mum took the butter on holiday!

 

[parttime crackhead]

I'm fucking howling like fuck and doubled over with laughter. do you even know how it gets filled you lunatic?

fuck me sideways. tears are running down my face I swear

You seem to be totally misinterpreting shit tonight. Are you pished? Nothing from what he's posted there suggests that he doesn't know what your mooncup does. Just as nothing I posted earlier suggested that I needed a run down of how vaginal mucus works.

 

[TheSpade]

I'm fucking howling like fuck and doubled over with laughter. do you even know how it gets filled you lunatic?

fuck me sideways. tears are running down my face I swear

I don't want to know how it gets filled. I don't want to hear any more about it to be honest.

 

[missing old pills]

I'm still wondering if anyone put Oasis on and wanked.

Now that makes me giggle.

 

[parttime crackhead]

I don't want to know how it gets filled. I don't want to hear any more about it to be honest.

Seems I might be wrong actually lol. You don't want to know.

 

[missing old pills]

Wonderwall blasting and everyone wanks into the mooncup.

Pour onto a buiscuit.

Let's play multi-orgasmic liquid-oasis-soggy biscuit games

Or should it be champagne supernova hmmmmm I can't decide

 

[TheSpade]

Seems I might be wrong actually lol. You don't want to know.

Now you've got me curious you bastard!

 

[ponch]

It's a sump for a womans buffalo gums

 

[Marmalade]

You seem to be totally misinterpreting shit tonight. Are you pished? Nothing from what he's posted there suggests that he doesn't know what your mooncup does. Just as nothing I posted earlier suggested that I needed a run down of how vaginal mucus works.

oh?

I don't want to know how it gets filled. I don't want to hear any more about it to be honest.

Selective ignore function. it's like a little get out clause used to selectively choose posts you want to respond to and ignore the ones that are difficult cause they expose your bullshit

and yes, you do appear massively ignorant and selective about what I've posted mooncup wise.

I take it that it's because you rarely see the insides of a girls vagoo. but I digress

 

[Cornishman]

Good evening. *waves*

 

[Marmalade]

Seems I might be wrong actually lol. You don't want to know.

you must be a little pished, ey?

Good evening. *waves*

 

[parttime crackhead]

I haven't put you on ignore yet. This is still a bit funny.

 

[TheSpade]

Selective ignore function. it's like a little get out clause used to selectively choose posts you want to respond to and ignore the ones that are difficult cause they expose your bullshit

and yes, you do appear massively ignorant and selective about what I've posted mooncup wise.

I take it that it's because you rarely see the insides of a girls vagoo. but I digress

I never claimed I was putting you on ignore.

Of course I'm ignorant of your mooncup, I had no idea what a fucking mooncup was until about 2hrs ago. Why would I know?

 

[Mugz]

Ok, I was just looking on easyroomate.com to check out some of the rooms on there that are a hell of a lot cheaper than the place I'm in now, I'm thinking that I might be able to wiggle my way out of my situation if I can move out into a shared house in cambridge somewhere that is almost £200 less in rent and bills that I'm paying now, not sure why I didn't before, probably because of the luxury apartment that I am in that I can't really afford, well it's not totally luxury, just has an ensuite and is like a premier in room and I have good housemates.

Whilst looking on easyroomate.com I found one advert for a bed, which was £250 a month all inclusive but you had to share the room with some random hungarian bloke instead of getting your own room, who the fuck would do that??? I guess desperate people would. It seemed astonishing to me that he thinks he will get someone to share half of his room for £250 a month, it's insane, I should get a blow up mattress and rent out half of my room, lol.

 

[TheSpade]

A couple of my mates shared a room for a good few months because they were too skint to get a room each. One wasn't working. The room was fucking huge and had 2 beds in it but I wouldn't be up for it. They both had birds so would often walk in to find the other one shagging his missus. Doesn't sound ideal.