Random MSN Gibberings CI: Art Appreciation for Beginners

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

it's been two massive rejections in one week though, I hate dealing with rejections, I have little to no self confidence as it is, need to find a bird quickly to give me some confidence back.

This is what I keep trying to convey to you mugz. Just pretend you don't care and that you are confident, and eventually it'll become true. Don't get your confidence from birds, get your confidence from your self and let that draw in the womenz. If women pick up from you that you could take it or leave it then in their weird heads that gives them something to prove to themselves, and makes them want you more. The less you give a shit about it the more they give a shit about it. This phenomenon becomes more and more prevalent the hotter the woman is. That's just what I learnt in my brief excursion in the world of pulling/dating.

Have you considered going on nights out and working your way into large groups of females by talking to the fat ugly bird, then gradually introducing yourself up the ladder of fitness. If they see you being kind to the ugly one then they think you're a nice guy and can be trusted, you've just got to be careful the fat/ugly one doesn't cock block you because in the abscence of genuine male attention they do like to nominate themselves as mother of the group.

 

[Mugz]

I've not tried that approach yet actually, actually I did when I was 21 and had a lot of success taking home the chubbier birds, never worked my way up that way.

I;m a bit scared of going out on my own a bit too to be honest, i have no idea how to approach women at all.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Finally someone gets shit done. I'm sick of people going on rampages and only getting like 1 or 2 people. I always like to think when I flip, I mean if I flip , that i'll take loads of people down with me, and this gives me hope.

What's worse than being shot at the premiere for The Dark Knight Rises?

Paying the cinema £9.50 for a bandage.


Cunts are texting me jokes already lol. No good ones yet.

I;m a bit scared of going out on my own a bit too to be honest, i have no idea how to approach women at all.

Have you not got any mates that can be your "wing-man". Christ, I hate that patter

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

It's still got nothing on the Norway guy, now he had a plan!

Hahaha, yeah but this was spare of the moment. Breivik set a good bench mark for all those maniacs who like to spend months working out their killing sprees, but this guy has set the bench mark for those people who just feel the need to go out and slaughter loads of civilians for no apparent reason.

every cloud............and aw that

I'm glad i'm not the only one who appreciates fine workmanship.

 

[parttime crackhead]

He's not really set much of a benchmark to be fair. I'd like to think, if I was American & decided to go for a massacre, that I could get my hands on an assault rifle & I reckon I could take out well more than a dozen cunts in a cinema with an AK.

Golden petrol bomb opportunity missed an all.

Fuck it, he was shite. There, I've said it. Hate me now.

 

[Dread calm]

LOL, as the rest of bl is being boring and mourning this event, in eadd we're taking the piss out of it. I'm glad mugz recommended i come here More often, tis a hoot!

 

[Dread calm]

you'd wait a couple of weeks until the Olympics wouldnt you, and just go ape shit with an ak and lots of explosives. If you're gonna do something wrong..... Do it right!

Eeek, double post..... Meh eat me!

 

[parttime crackhead]

Are they? Haha. Good old British sense of humour. Or sense of jealousy at American's easy access to high calibre weapons.


He didn't even go out in a blaze of glory, afaik he got arrested. Fucking shitebag.


Edit - There's two words in your post. One beginning with "O" & one beginning with "e" that I wouldn't like to post in the same sentence publicly just now lol.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

I've not tried that approach yet actually, actually I did when I was 21 and had a lot of success taking home the chubbier birds, never worked my way up that way.

I;m a bit scared of going out on my own a bit too to be honest, i have no idea how to approach women at all.

You seem quite isolated mugzy. Do you know a group of lads to go out with? What I learnt is that it's generally rarely about approaching women at all, it's about looking like you're having a good time and making them want to be a part of that good time. If that isn't bringing in the fish quickly enough rope in a chubster and use her to merge your group of mates in with theirs, otherwise you become like a weird guy that just latched onto their group, unless you manage to splinter off a couple of fit girls from the main bulk of the female entourage. Now I think about it, it is all a lot more complicated and psychological than I remember.

All these things i'm saying are essentially short term solutions to needing to get your pencil wet, they generally won't make you wake up next to someone you're gonna marry. You're over in Camb aren't you? Is there a regular drug fueled night that goes on there? Maybe you could get involved in that in a regular basis, and meet a nice girl that way. They have always seemed like a really friendly accomodating crowd to me. Once you become a regular on the circuit and get to know everyone via deep and meaningful bullshit ecstasy chit chat, they start to become 'real' friends that you see in the day. So I think that could be a good route to finding a woman with a mutual enjoyment of drugs, and a relationship that could have legs.

 

[Mugz]

haha, glad you are enjoying EADD Dreadly one, or are you more of a calm one?

This is a good forum, the best on bluelight, stay here, you are fitting in nicely :D

Have you not got any mates that can be your "wing-man". Christ, I hate that patter :

Not locally no, I could try and get a housemate to go out with me one night this weekend.

I do know some local lads that have invited me to parties over the last year, but only if I bring K I could turn up with some speed and psychs next time, or text them todaay and see what they are up to this weekend.

 

[Dread calm]

I'll have old bill ripping my house apart later on looking for bomb making equipment. Shit, i hope they dont find my porn!

Mugz - im a calm one today, but tomorro i may just Dread that calmness.

 

[brimz]

I've not tried that approach yet actually, actually I did when I was 21 and had a lot of success taking home the chubbier birds, never worked my way up that way.

I;m a bit scared of going out on my own a bit too to be honest, i have no idea how to approach women at all.

Get me up to speed Mate ?
Why do you have to go out solo & pik up a woman is it essential.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

He's not really set much of a benchmark to be fair. I'd like to think, if I was American & decided to go for a massacre, that I could get my hands on an assault rifle & I reckon I could take out well more than a dozen cunts in a cinema with an AK.

Golden petrol bomb opportunity missed an all.

Fuck it, he was shite. There, I've said it. Hate me now.

Yeah you say he's shite, but i've seen dozens of these incidents in the news where people have opened fire in a crowded theater with a fully automatic AK47 and only nailed 2 people. That's pathetic. Plus that guy who just wandered round shooting Koreans and only got a few. People are just generally really shit at getting half decent kill counts. It's the school shootings where people really excel, presumably because they've practised so much on computer games. That kid who practised on Doom before doing Columbine did fairly well for himself. I can't find it now, but someone actually calculated his headshot rate and stuff LOL.

you'd wait a couple of weeks until the Olympics wouldnt you, and just go ape shit with an ak and lots of explosives. If you're gonna do something wrong..... Do it right!

Eeek, double post..... Meh eat me!

Hahaha, I have no idea how these nut jobs think in all honesty. Usually it's some guy who was bullied or someone who just got fired who went bezerka on everyone. I'm just glad only criminals have access to guns in this country lol. All I ever hear from American's defending their ridiculous gun laws is 'yeah but if someone started shooting people n shit wouldn't you want to have a gun to sort them out'... erm, really helped you with this Joker wannabe didn't it? I think they should just give up and rename their constitution a cuntstitution and have done with it. And while they're at it, stop being a country and start being a cuntry.

 

[Mugz]

Get me up to speed Mate ?
Why do you have to go out solo & pik up a woman is it essential.

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/threads/...-Beginners?p=10758305&viewfull=1#post10758305

and the online dating thread

 

[parttime crackhead]

Mugz - If you don't have any mates locally I would suggest trying to get a housemate to go out with you at the weekend anyway, not to help you pull, just to try & get some local mates. Must be a bit shite if all your mates are a distance away. The mates I hang about with most often are at least a train journey away which is a cunt at times, especially creeping home on a massive comedown, but I still have mates a 2 minute walk round the corner as well. I'd hate it if I couldn't just trek round to my mates whenever I'm bored.

Yeah you say he's shite, but i've seen dozens of these incidents in the news where people have opened fire in a crowded theater with a fully automatic AK47 and only nailed 2 people. That's pathetic. Plus that guy who just wandered round shooting Koreans and only got a few. People are just generally really shit at getting half decent kill counts. It's the school shootings where people really excel, presumably because they've practised so much on computer games. That kid who practised on Doom before doing Columbine did fairly well for himself. I can't find it now, but someone actually calculated his headshot rate and stuff LOL.

Oh aye, don't get me wrong. He's not as bad as your average clown that tries this but I'd still give him a "Needs improvement" mark.

Edit - Just read that he was lobbing tear gas around & was in full riot gear, bullet proof vest, googles etc. A dozen cunts is a poor show. As is getting arrested.

 

[Mugz]

yeah, considering moving back to portsmouth to be honest where most of all my mates are

 

[brimz]

I do know some local lads that have invited me to parties over the last year, but only if I bring K I could turn up with some speed and psychs next time, or text them todaay and see what they are up to this weekend.

They sound nice8) at least they aren't beating around the bush .
"Bring Drugs or don't bother coming " Sound like proper mates . You know ones that really care about you .

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

yeah, considering moving back to portsmouth to be honest where most of all my mates are

Similar problem up in Leeds for me at the moment. I know a few people up here, but i'd say my real friends who I properly enjoy hanging about with have all moved down to London now or are in hometown. I know you've got your job up in Cambridge, but I think you should move back to Portsmouth. Apart from the job, what's keeping you there really? I think you'd be much happier there, or at least it seemed that way just while you were visiting.

 

[brimz]

yeah, considering moving back to portsmouth to be honest where most of all my mates are

Shame you never got to live down Bristol/Bath way , you have mates around here.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

Oh aye, don't get me wrong. He's not as bad as your average clown that tries this but I'd still give him a "Needs improvement" mark.

Edit - Just read that he was lobbing tear gas around & was in full riot gear, bullet proof vest, googles etc. A dozen cunts is a poor show. As is getting arrested.

Ah, i'd probably give him a B then. He gets an A for effort and a gold star though. Fucking hell he's going away for a long time... Actually come to think of it, they have a deathrow in Colorado. He's getting fried.