Baking soda and water.. use about 40:60 baking sods:coke mixture, add a fair amount of water, stir, heat, cool on an ice cube, skim off the top layer and smoke it as you blast the Ruff Ryders and yo ho be giving you some head ... there might be a better way, shit, I know there is - but I can't say I have smoked any recently.. someone will have better directions (I find smoking a waste, a needle isthe best way to go)..
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