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Quick Christmas gift ideas?

well, if they are underage and smoke cigarettes usually giving someones kid a pack of cigarettes is a great christmas gift idea, and if they are an adult you could give a look of aproval while giving them a firm handshake and wish them a merry christmas.
if its a chick (and fucking hot) then quickly grab a candle,@$!@ ur asshole with it, bhust a nhut all over another candle,wrap the shit up in christmas wrappinf,throw a bow on the bitch and give to the chick. tell the hoe that you found the candle while cleaning out your grandmothers dirty underwear droor or attic and she would have them wanted it.
 
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